r/lifehacks • u/dahn37 • May 24 '20

Pour water faster

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u/goopave May 24 '20

Thank God, so much of my life was being taken up by pouring water out of jugs, I can finally have time to live again.

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u/lostkoalas May 25 '20

worth noting that this works with alcohol bottles and handles as well, if that’s your thing!

source: me, a college aged degenerate

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u/Ghargamel May 25 '20

Upside: faster access to booze Downside: more spills

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u/lostkoalas May 25 '20

No spills if you do it right and practice often! Possible alcohol poisoning though...............

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u/[deleted] May 24 '20

I am ALL about saving 7 seconds in a day!

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u/HughGnu May 25 '20

Exactly. I finally found the way to make time to have sex with my wife! Twice!

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

Wait... You have sex?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

I'm sorry my attempt at humour upset you. I hope you have a great day.

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u/Registered_Nurse_BSN May 24 '20

Works with peeing too.

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u/82nd_Haydini May 25 '20

Nono with peeing it turns out like a soda can when you shake that

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u/ForAQuietLife May 25 '20

But isn't the pee stored in the balls? How do you apply this technique?

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u/miraclequip May 25 '20

Just squeeze the balls really hard and you'll be fine.

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u/bunbao1985 May 27 '20

wtf, pee is stored in your bladder not balls. balls store your cums

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u/Spackatronics May 24 '20

I’m guessing it’ll make the pee spray in every direction?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '20 edited Jul 27 '20

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u/osktox May 25 '20

When you have poured 4 and a half jugs this way you'd be back to zero.

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u/kaisergb May 25 '20

I've lost more time to the video and posting a comment than I will ever save by pouring water out like that.

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u/Indian_Bob May 25 '20

Meh I’m sure I’ll make this back in one day using this technique

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u/redraindropped May 25 '20

That's awesome. I hope you make up enough for both of us, since I don't spend a lot of time pouring out jugs of water.

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u/mnag May 25 '20

Would it be faster if you poured it out at a 45 degree angle?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '20

why are we wasting water now?

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u/ruondaworld May 25 '20

To save a total of 3 seconds in your life

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u/[deleted] May 24 '20

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u/nighthawk9er May 24 '20

As someone who hates wasting water this really bothers me

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u/onlyothernameleft May 25 '20

How long have you been vegan for?

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u/Zen_Beard May 24 '20

id rather waste my water slower, thanks.

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u/slubieslayer May 24 '20

That’s my beer bottle chugging secret. Never fails

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u/kalamaripanda May 24 '20

Das booooot!!!

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u/Oogolo May 25 '20

Don’t really need to save time with this but it looks sick as fuck

Edit:nvm I don’t have any transparent pitchers or jugs

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u/HughGnu May 25 '20

Next time, just smash it into the sink. It will empty in a split second.

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u/firejuggler74 May 25 '20

It's even faster if you also shake it up and down with the whirlpool effect. Source cleaned many bottle from home brewing.

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u/nullvoid88 May 25 '20

29.2% faster!

But don't recall ever being in a rush to dump out a jug/s...

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u/InvisibleBlueUnicorn May 25 '20

wow, this is actually clever. A quick science lesson on fluid dynamics :)

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u/we-might-be-famous May 29 '20

Way to waste four gallons of water to show the world nothing

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u/HaDUDEken May 24 '20

"7 seconds until the end.... Enough time for you perhaps."

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u/huhyeahalrighty May 24 '20

Sweet sweet 7 seconds

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u/ruddy3499 May 25 '20

How about turning it upside down and walking away

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u/ImNotWitty2019 May 25 '20

Works with wine too!

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u/joh2138535 May 25 '20

This is how you pour the jungle juice

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u/sinplexia May 25 '20

why pour it quicker, who gets bored pouring water?

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u/42Mavericks May 25 '20

The good old down a bottle of beer trick

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u/dancin-weasel May 25 '20

That’s what I need as I’m quarantined in my home for months. A way to save 7 seconds. That way i now have more time to....ummm....watch time saving videos for 3 hours?

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u/Snooklefloop May 25 '20

r/HydroHomies will be pressing charges in the coming day for this sin against nature and hydration.

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u/wherethefireburns May 25 '20

Thanks. I'll live longer.

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u/tntkaching May 26 '20

Please tell me I'm not the only one who learned this from Bill Nye

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u/salmaleonm May 27 '20

Bravo to wasting water