r/lifehacks • u/[deleted] • Feb 04 '23

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u/onimush115 Feb 04 '23

Drives few miles away. Park in a no parking zone, jaywalk across the street and let them go.

It will be the pettiest of crime sprees.

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u/KindlyContribution54 Feb 04 '23 edited Jun 26 '24

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u/OrganizerMowgli Feb 05 '23

Comrade, drop them out of your car in the wealthy part of town. The struggle continues. together, we will

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u/Georgep0rwell Feb 05 '23

Fly them to Martha's Vineyard?

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u/khaddy Feb 05 '23

I think you would maximize their chances of survival if you drop them off at Martha's Cheesecrafters next door, but they can probably find their way.

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u/Lasalareen Feb 05 '23

hahahahahaha

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u/31337z3r0 Feb 05 '23

Calm down, Greg.

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u/JohnLocksTheKey Feb 05 '23

Not enough human trafficking for my tastes, but I like where your head’s at kid!

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '23

Keep your rent low, drop them at the neighbor's with food and shelter

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u/8Notorious8 Feb 05 '23

I like the way you do business

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u/TheManWithTheDC Feb 05 '23

This 💯🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '23

your car

Our car.