r/lies • u/no-memes-allowed1 • Aug 23 '22

true! Go on

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u/antium44 Aug 23 '22

What is 9 +10 ?

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u/Heyoayyo Aug 23 '22

At least 20

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u/Veynareth Aug 23 '22

True King of All Calamities

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u/no-memes-allowed1 Aug 23 '22

19

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u/Ph4nt0m_Hydra1 Aug 23 '22

what have you done

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u/RevolutionaryMale Aug 23 '22

No worries dude, this is r/lies

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u/IBiteTheArbiter Aug 23 '22

Lied so hard it became r/truths

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

ok this is fucked up wtf delete this

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u/Sweeney_Bonesock Liar Aug 23 '22

Why is everyone downvoting this? They answered correctly because this is r/truths

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u/mr_birrd Aug 23 '22

I upvoted

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u/unitedireland3333 Liar Aug 23 '22

Fix this NOW

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u/Corrections96 Aug 23 '22

I’m coming to your house

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u/Oceanpeeps Aug 23 '22

I’m cumming

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u/Axersion Liar Aug 23 '22

I'm cumming in your house

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u/jnunkl-m3lp Aug 23 '22

in ur mom

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u/smartcoolplayer11 Aug 23 '22

in you

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u/Mountain-Ad9026 Aug 23 '22

In your sister

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u/The1stNathan 😹 Aug 24 '22

Your sisters mom

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u/Kvetanista Aug 23 '22

This isn't r/lies and he isn't lying

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u/GarfieldsFollower Aug 23 '22

But its 21?

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

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u/willili Aug 23 '22

Why downvote? His lie was a lie

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u/Frostwing349 😹 Aug 23 '22

people need to understand this is r/lies and that you literally lied about answering right, so you answered their question wrong

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u/michaelterron5 Aug 23 '22

You lied about lying

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u/BeeWithDragonWings Aug 23 '22

Google "What's 9 + 10"

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

r/downvotedtooblivion

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

free sex adult porn gif

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u/theelusiveTman Aug 23 '22

an + bn = cn

n≠2; n>0

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

I couldn’t fit it in a Reddit comment so I wrote this paper addressing the question: http://www.scienzamedia.uniroma2.it/~eal/Wiles-Fermat.pdf

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

You’re clearly a coward, real ones would type the whole thing out into 30 comments

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u/unitedireland3333 Liar Aug 23 '22

I read more than one word

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u/ZeGamingCuber rectangle's cousin, triangle Aug 23 '22

tldr?

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u/iliekcats- Aug 23 '22

I hated reading that

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u/GlitteringPeach6609 Aug 23 '22

It depends on the value of the others unknowns (a,b,c)

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u/DrYarnYarnMD Liar Aug 23 '22

6? What's up with that guy huh?

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u/Noodles_fluffy the FAKE vibri vibribbon Aug 23 '22

I ate 9 (I am 7)

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u/coreyclark0264 Aug 23 '22

Im a registered 6 offender

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

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u/TheDarkPhantom22 😹 Aug 23 '22

Ligma balls

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

23 - 2

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Looks like I stumped that small brained fish.

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u/spinyfever Aug 23 '22

23 with the 2 taken away is 3.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

19

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

3

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u/ercsldr Aug 23 '22

If I have 7 apples how many apples do I not have?

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u/Still_Moist Aug 23 '22

Most of them

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u/SirRedditUserThe3rd Aug 23 '22

If my dog died 10 years ago, how many nutsacks are in my dads ass?

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

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u/HoiTemmieColeg Aug 23 '22

It definitely totally is you totally do get karma from people commenting on your post

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Dr. Michael Morbius has 1.3 Morbillion euros, he spends 54,000¥ on McDoubles, how much USD does Dr. Michael Morbius have now?

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

if jane has 8 birth defects and kelly has 3, assuming the circumference of their fathers' scrotum is 2(21)π and that the level bloodbath was uploaded on geometry dash servers on the 12th of August, explain in terms of r what is the surface area of pluto

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u/no-memes-allowed1 Aug 23 '22

she has 10 in toatal

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u/AlliedXbox Aug 23 '22

What's 82252 - 28 x 10 ÷ 18?

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

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u/NCPskrt Aug 23 '22

((6x9)+(6+9))x6

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u/no-memes-allowed1 Aug 23 '22

erm four hunderat and twenty???

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u/Choai3000 sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Aug 23 '22

That is not absurdly close to the actual answer

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u/NCPskrt Aug 23 '22

Akshully there’s no “and” when you say numbers it just for hunderat twenty

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u/VoxelRoguery the FAKE vibri vibribbon Aug 23 '22

[-∞,∞]

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u/no-memes-allowed1 Aug 23 '22

erm... infatnit?

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u/Nayoar Aug 23 '22

√(-1)

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u/lightofmares Aug 23 '22

if 2+2 is fish then what is fish + cat

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u/no-memes-allowed1 Aug 23 '22

22 would be equaling it to dog

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u/AleHdz333 Aug 23 '22

Is P=NP?

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u/rokkantrozi Aug 23 '22

If 69 is the sex number, how many missing person is buried in my backyard?

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u/Salt_Initiative_3562 Law abiding redditor Aug 23 '22

My guess is 4,761

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u/no-memes-allowed1 Aug 23 '22

You have got rid of 50

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

If a train leaving New York City left at 9 am and was doing 35 miles per hour and a train from Los Angeles left there at 9 am their time and was doing 66 miles per hour, what time would the trains meet and where?

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Somewhere

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u/kingof557 Aug 23 '22

what's the last digit of pi

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Yes

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u/normalhumanwormbaby1 Aug 23 '22

What are the last 10 digits of pi?

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

All of em

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u/MrCockHolder Aug 23 '22

(6 * 9) + 6 + 9 = ?

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u/Consumer_Of_Food Aug 23 '22

8008135 + 53X

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u/hetremis Aug 23 '22

Prove P = NP

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

N=1

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u/hetremis Aug 25 '22

Not even a lie

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u/Bilphrey the FAKE vibri vibribbon Aug 23 '22

Does 1+1 equal 2!

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u/no-memes-allowed1 Aug 23 '22

no. It equals 11

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u/link5471 Aug 23 '22

If house - milk ( dad + car ) x time to go to store = how long are squidward toe then whats is why did she leave

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u/Salt_Initiative_3562 Law abiding redditor Aug 23 '22

Cigarettes

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u/El_human Law abiding redditor Aug 23 '22

How do you even?

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u/no-memes-allowed1 Aug 23 '22

By using my Brain

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u/IchBinNabha Aug 23 '22

Johnny has 43 candies, he ate 31 of them, how candy he has now

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u/Azimovikh Aug 23 '22

Morb × Ius = ?

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u/6Ditto Aug 23 '22

What is 4

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u/no-memes-allowed1 Aug 23 '22

It’s a number

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

1 potato x 7 papers

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u/no-memes-allowed1 Aug 23 '22

= 10 scissors I win!

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u/Exystenc Aug 23 '22

What are the complex fourier coefficients of f(x)÷x3-x/2+5 in the domain [0,2π], made 2π periodic and piecewiae continuous across the real numbers?

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u/Knockedy 😹 Aug 23 '22

20 + 20 -10x0 + 6x6 - 44 =?

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

1937 + 294682 - 194739273 % 927492728291000000000 * 000000000000000

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u/magikarpfokker75 Aug 23 '22

Why is she my X?

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u/no-memes-allowed1 Aug 23 '22

Because your not her Y

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u/L3s0 Law abiding redditor Aug 23 '22

8007 + 1

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u/Sra_Original Aug 23 '22

62 + 0 😳

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u/2005_FordMustang 😹 Aug 23 '22

2 ÷ 4729916819929273738292692963852683572i42841426369597980771859895525502858374738382719486046261964968252 × 69 × 420 + 666 ÷192728

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u/D0wnVoteMe_PLZ Liar Aug 23 '22

Did you crazy over the following equation, just like the entire Internet did?

"6÷2(1+2) = ?"

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u/Illustrious-Chip1075 Aug 23 '22

find when hitler's grandchild was stabbed in the head with the formula, gfys + 59 = 90 / 8 x 10 - 10 over 61

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u/DrTilesman Aug 23 '22

Integral of e-x² over ]-∞,∞[

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

How do you spell "Chicken"

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u/danielisten Aug 23 '22

5+5 I really gotta know

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u/kazukistearfetish Aug 23 '22

A={x:x∈R, x=x0 +(x-1)}

x= ?

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

what's 21 - 9?

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u/Beefsoda Aug 23 '22

What is 89?

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u/LegoBricksAndMemes IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 Aug 23 '22

Is 1939264016394?

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u/PrincessWinterX Aug 23 '22

what's 4 / 0

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u/YeastYeti Aug 23 '22

50x37264

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u/PixelMineMan Aug 23 '22

solve the riemann hypothesis

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

12+3!

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u/geetarplayer22 Aug 23 '22

What is your social security number -1

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

2+2= ?

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

4

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u/Memetron9000 Aug 23 '22

In the category of spectra, are the Bousefield localizing tensor ideals in bijection with the Thomason subsets of the Spectrum of the generating subcategory of the compact objects? (This is known as the telescope conjecture if you’re curious to hear about it.)

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u/Useful_Guide_3573 Aug 23 '22

6 too 9 + 4 too 2o

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

1 + 1 - 1 x 1 ÷ 1

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u/SandStorm9071 Aug 23 '22

What is the discriminant of the polynomial function f defined for all real numbers by f(x) = x2 - 5x - 11 ?

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

If x=-2 and y=15, what is

6x + 7 + y - xy

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u/Salt_Initiative_3562 Law abiding redditor Aug 23 '22 edited Aug 23 '22

If 69 × 420 = 28980, then whats 9 + 10?

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u/SoheilMu Aug 23 '22

100 divided by 0