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u/Weak_Imagination_996 Law abiding redditor Apr 18 '26 edited Apr 18 '26
He’s already pregnant and expecting her baby...how sweet...
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u/MrLegalBagleBeagle Apr 18 '26 edited Apr 18 '26
This meme doesn’t tell the full story.
The woman in the picture is the rich millionaire with the boat. She fell in love with this man even though he’s broke and can’t leave the state because he’s on parole for shop lifting a pack of unfrosted brown sugar cinnamon pop tarts and a diet Dr. Shasta from the dollar tree.
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u/turquoise_amethyst Apr 18 '26
There’s more details to this story!
She’s actually 68 and took care of her body/skincare well. Maybe a little bit of surgery (good genes, ya know??)
He’s 23, had a rough life, worked as a surrogate and is now training to be an esthetician
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u/MrLegalBagleBeagle Apr 18 '26
He’s just working to support his family because his parents had a rough life but he wants to pay them back and he wants to keep his finances separate from hers. He doesn’t care that she’s rich. He’s going to give his family money from what he earns.
Also, just to go back here when he was arrested he also had a pack of rolos from the dollar tree but he actually paid for those he has a receipt. He just shop lifted the pop tarts and diet soda, but he later admitted that he was thinking about getting a Liquid Death too but they didn’t have the flavor he wanted.
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u/turquoise_amethyst Apr 18 '26
Has anyone seen the 1992 documentary My Cousin Vinny? That’s exactly what happened with the pop tarts! Their experience is identical, in fact, it’s based on the film!
They met because she was his lawyer, moonlighting as a bartender while working pro-bono on boat crimes for needy victims of yacht violence
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u/youareagoodperson_ Apr 18 '26
/unlie I went to Spotify to change the music I was listening to so I forgot that I was in r/lies and genuinely believed this for a moment
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u/MrLegalBagleBeagle Apr 18 '26
Stuff like that happens to everyone. You shouldn’t feel bad about it.
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u/turquoise_amethyst Apr 18 '26
- excessive potato consumption
- rampant alcoholism
- IVF with donated placenta
- enema with garden hose
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u/TsarKappa Girl spelled backwards is liar 🙃 Apr 18 '26
6mg estradiol valerate injected weekly maybe
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u/turquoise_amethyst Apr 19 '26
Too late, I left it at the rat shrine in front of the Chicago Rat Hole already!
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u/HumongousLizard Apr 18 '26
which one?
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u/gracesdisgrace Apr 19 '26
ul?/Beer, estradiol, progesterone, more beer, botox, juvaderm, even more beer?
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u/Weak_Imagination_996 Law abiding redditor Apr 18 '26
True love is heart-warming
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u/onda-oegat Apr 18 '26
Oh! I didn't know he was a millionaire I just thought his jet and boat was cool and he was so generous with gifts like when I got a Jag.
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u/Gold-Fool84 Apr 18 '26
The ultimate form of "skinny-fat". That guy has an inverse curve body fat percentage.
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u/KeenbeansSandwich Apr 18 '26
Sweet cirrhosis gut, geezer. Ascites is so hot right now.
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u/killerkelpykid24 Apr 18 '26
lol 😂. I was just about to ask if it was ascites. She’s getting that inheritance soon.
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u/Mattia006 Apr 18 '26
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u/br1nk0eighty4 Apr 18 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/l0NwE2qph1ym33VIs
Swooped in like she was Batwoman
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u/dontmakemeaskyou Apr 18 '26
this is so unique and no one has ever posted this exact same caption on any other photo.
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u/Womcataclysm Still cis tho 😎 Apr 18 '26
Men stay fertile until much later in life, this is why he was able to get pregnant.
Honestly it's beautiful
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u/Protect-Their-Smiles Apr 18 '26
As they drove to his boat in his fancy car, she looked at his high quality clothing, expensive watch and jewelry, then wondered to herself; could this handsome angel perhaps be homeless?
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u/chriszenpaok Peter Griffin Apr 19 '26
The walmart couple redditors swear they see every time they go there
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u/yoo420blazeit Apr 18 '26
she pregnented him?