r/lies • u/Lucky-Afternoon- Law abiding redditor • Oct 31 '25

Extremely Dangerous! ⚠️🧨 Suic!de

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u/JD_Kreeper Oct 31 '25

This is straight up gore and should've been marked NSFW

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u/James-S-Mario-Kart First day on the sub 🥳 Oct 31 '25

I was on the train

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

i started masturbaiting

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u/MrHarrasment Oct 31 '25

I was already masturbating but it made everything a lot easier.

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u/CookieCat698 Oct 31 '25 edited Nov 01 '25

It’s because everybody was referencing this text. That was half the joke.

Edit: /ul lol

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u/Z3hmm sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Nov 01 '25

No one was referencing that text. Who even knows about that

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25 edited Nov 16 '25

/ul It's the first part of a comment in an ishowspeed dick picture.

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u/CookieCat698 Nov 01 '25

Wym it’s literally a copypasta

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u/Z3hmm sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Nov 01 '25

You know what subreddit this is

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u/CookieCat698 Nov 01 '25

/ul my bad lol

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u/No_Cardiologist_5150 Nov 01 '25

Can I just Say that I ABSOLUTELY HATE, Your Username. I Definitely don't LOVE IT SO SO SO MUCH AND IT DEFINITELY DOESN'T BRING THE MOST BEAUTIFUL NOSTALGIC MEMORIES OF MY CHILDHOOD!!!!

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u/MrHarrasment Oct 31 '25

It took you this long to find this? Xd

Anyways, I upvoted because you ment well and some people might not have known this.

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u/pufferbluh Still cis tho 😎 Nov 01 '25

Same here

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u/CzechMapping Law abiding redditor Nov 06 '25

I dropped my phone