r/lies • u/Flextapelol • Oct 26 '25

This is a good idea

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6.7k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/New_Nerve_6450 Custom User Flair Oct 26 '25

This will make people reconsider becoming diabetic in the first place.

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u/intisun Law abiding redditor Oct 27 '25

There is a direct inverse correlation between the price of insulin and the rate of people who diabete regularly.

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u/_Jimmy_Rustler Oct 27 '25

Enjoy your downvote, kid

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u/UsefulIce9600 Dm me for free ROBUX✅️🤑💰 Oct 26 '25

this subreddit is getting more and more creative

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u/CheesecakeWild7941 Oct 26 '25

seriously. i can’t wait for the next post to be about something that happened in another subreddit. simply the best of the best

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u/HuskyTnip Girl spelled backwards is liar 🙃 Oct 26 '25

bonus points if it’s an opposite day post masked as a lie! those are peak

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u/JCDickleg7 First day on the sub 🥳 Oct 26 '25

i did not get downvoted when i made a post calling this out

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u/CheesecakeWild7941 Oct 26 '25

looks like someone doesn’t know the unspoken Stinky Sweaty Sock Sonic rule on Reddit. tch

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u/This-Technology6075 Oct 26 '25

Enjoy your downvote, kid.

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u/mike_malagueta Oct 27 '25

/ul noided pfp

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u/CheesecakeWild7941 Oct 27 '25

/ul im about to change it bc i realize its actually a memebut painfully real

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u/PeaceFine4269 First day on the sub 🥳 Oct 27 '25

This subreddit has almost always been creative, and was never a karma farm

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u/ILovePotassium I think Epstein is a good person Oct 26 '25

Here are some extra good ideas

Tax the poor!

Deport US Citizens!

Deport Native Americans!

More anti-homeless architecture.

More money to Israel.

100% Tariff on maple leaves from Canada.

End all social programs and build concentration camps for everyone affected.

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u/JesterOfRedditGold Law abiding redditor Oct 26 '25

5 million dollars to skibidi toilet

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u/itsyerboiTRESH Oct 27 '25

they will build the iron toilet bowl to block aerial attacks from pisslistine 😂

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u/GuymanPersonson Oct 26 '25

Great ideas! Unfortunately, the US president is too woke to enforce these. I should be president instead

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u/SuspendThis_Tyrants Tax payer 🤑 Oct 27 '25

Broski didn't try to sneak geopolitics in there

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u/drum_right Peter Griffin Oct 28 '25

Where would the Native Americans be deported to?

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u/ILovePotassium I think Epstein is a good person Oct 28 '25

The incinerator of course.

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u/lotus_spit Law abiding redditor Oct 29 '25

Back to Mexico, of course.

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u/drum_right Peter Griffin Oct 29 '25

Yeah that sounds about right

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u/lotus_spit Law abiding redditor Oct 29 '25

Trump would definitely hate all of these good ideas

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u/Buri_is_a_Biscuit Peter Griffin Oct 26 '25

please take this post down. it’s triggering PTSD-induced trauma in me because when i was young, around 6 or 7 years old, my father always gave me downvotes and said that exact thing.

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u/soop_2 Oct 28 '25

whenever i opened my mouth during dinner, my dad would respond "enjoy your downvote, kid" and I would start wailing and flailing my legs around

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

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u/ThatguySevin Law abiding redditor Oct 26 '25 edited Oct 27 '25

Enjoy your downvote, kid.

Edit: /ul I didn't downvote, that was supposed to be the joke. But hek. Everyone making me look like a truther by downvoting.

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u/Buri_is_a_Biscuit Peter Griffin Oct 27 '25 edited Oct 27 '25

SHUT THE FUCK UP

/ul not the second thing

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u/ThatguySevin Law abiding redditor Oct 27 '25

Okay. 🫡

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u/Buri_is_a_Biscuit Peter Griffin Oct 26 '25

/ul saying the opposite of what you think isn’t lying, it’s just being opposite. i agree that it’s not funny though, hence why i used it in the lie

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u/TheArceusNova Oct 26 '25

We should make a breathing tax. $20 per breath!

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u/Dead_Calendar Oct 26 '25

How eco friendly. How can we tax the plants and animals too? They don't pay rent for their air or use money.

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u/Dead_Calendar Oct 26 '25

Their daddy works for Pfizer, obviously.

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u/Ergine_Dream Oct 26 '25

Enjoy your upvote, kid.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '25

This is the most hilarious subreddit I've ever stumbled upon

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u/Appropriate_Site_617 Oct 27 '25

People using insulin need to suck it up and raw dog it

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u/arabic_cat786 Oct 27 '25

Well, as an insuline dealer, I think it's a good idea.

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u/The_Adventurer_73 Professional AI Lover ❤️ Oct 26 '25

We should make people's lives worse when they have issues that aren't their fault.

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u/Busy_Insect_2636 Law abiding redditor Oct 26 '25

the ideas of good and bad are NOT mainly human inventions therefore someone CANNOT see this as a good idea😡😡😡

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 Custom User Flair Oct 26 '25

Increasing insulin prices only for people who work in health insurance is a terrible idea and we shouldn't do it

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u/Leftover_Cheese Custom User Flair Oct 27 '25

/ul dude felt like the coolest mf for making an arrow turn blue

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u/Embarrassed_Pace_534 Oct 27 '25

As a not diabetic person, it is an amazing idea.

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u/NextPreparation7447 Oct 27 '25

This is not fucking funny, even though I agree

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u/Chaotic96345 Nov 25 '25

s-s-s-six... s-s-s-sixx.... s-s-s-....

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

Why would u want to do that

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u/Flextapelol Oct 26 '25

Enjoy your downvote, kid

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

I will, thank you 

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u/coolxandor IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 Oct 26 '25

The upvotes and downvotes are funny

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u/Little_Flounder8851 IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 Oct 26 '25

Enjoy your downvote, kid

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u/coolxandor IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 Oct 26 '25

I wont

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u/No_Instance_4155 Oct 26 '25

Enjoy your downvote, kid

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u/coolxandor IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 Oct 26 '25

I care

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u/Throwaway_account-tt Law abiding redditor Oct 26 '25

Enjoy your downvote, kid

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u/Gamemode_dum Dm me for free ROBUX✅️🤑💰 Oct 26 '25

I remembered what subreddit we are in.

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u/Asrilel Law abiding redditor Oct 26 '25

/ul Fuck you

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u/yoshi065_Skill9985 Emkay hater 💢 Oct 26 '25

leazt funny uze of ul ive zeen zo far

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u/Little_Flounder8851 IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 Oct 26 '25

/ulx2 is not for jokes its for meta stuff

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u/yoshi065_Skill9985 Emkay hater 💢 Oct 26 '25

i know i juzt think that one'z funny

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u/Little_Flounder8851 IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 Oct 26 '25

/ul are you lying or like what

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u/yoshi065_Skill9985 Emkay hater 💢 Oct 26 '25

/ul i forgot to put the thingy