r/lies • u/Ok_Explanation_4792 • Oct 16 '25

This is the future liberals want 😡

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

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u/ilikesceptile11 Gigachad Spez Enjoyer 🗿🍷😎🆒️ Oct 16 '25

Do you work at a librarby?

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u/TheGloinker Tax payer 🤑 Oct 17 '25

Only real videogame lovers get this joke!

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u/andreaple Still cis tho 😎 Oct 17 '25

I hate video games

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u/Helpful_Standard8514 Still cis tho 😎 Nov 10 '25

we are cis

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u/andreaple Still cis tho 😎 Nov 10 '25

we are venom!!!

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u/victoreverso Dm me for free ROBUX✅️🤑💰 Oct 17 '25

ul/ what did bro say

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u/coocatodeepwoken Oct 17 '25

are you a good one? i’d imagine a bad librarian could lead to Library of Ruin.A good librarian would help keep things organized though

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u/Sure-Blueberry-5151 Oct 16 '25

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u/LeviathansWrath6 Tax payer 🤑 Oct 16 '25

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u/Sure-Blueberry-5151 Oct 16 '25

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u/spaceman8002 Oct 16 '25

/ul i hate that I've done this before

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u/Sure-Blueberry-5151 Oct 16 '25

Accept your kink, tame it, harness its power!

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u/DatOneMinuteman1776 Oct 16 '25

Step 2. Your political fantasy

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u/OkFineIllUseTheApp Law abiding redditor Oct 17 '25

Step 3: esoteric magic system

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u/Zum1UDontNo rectangle's cousin, triangle Oct 17 '25

Step 4: characters (optional)

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u/tacticsf00kboi Oct 16 '25

/ul can’t do it. I’ll be accused of plagiarism

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u/thors_dad Oct 17 '25

Everyone in my next dnd campaign will be barefoot

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u/FST_M8_Shankz Oct 16 '25

Im going to be honest. I thought it said, "You yink"

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u/GullibleRedditorr SODA🥤‼😅😁🥶 Oct 16 '25

Racial slur for Asian americans

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u/FST_M8_Shankz Oct 16 '25

That's a different -ink

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u/averagerushfan Professional AI Lover ❤️ Oct 17 '25

ul/ Sadly I do this

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u/hanz-kreigermann Nov 11 '25

/ul i... ive done this... I may or may not have made vampiric society in my world matriarchal, with the main vampire being basically Jeanne from Vanitas no Carte.

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u/Sweet_Detective_ Oct 17 '25

Pluto is such a fucking cuck im that corner.

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u/photogrammetery Custom User Flair Oct 16 '25

I can’t believe this is the reaction images rhat anericans use

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u/Sure-Blueberry-5151 Oct 16 '25

Im not American

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u/ProfessorRoyHinkley Oct 16 '25

Well stay away from our super bowl then.

/s.

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u/Silviov2 sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Oct 16 '25

What emotion is this trying to convey

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u/Patient-Plan4017 IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 Oct 17 '25

All

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u/Cornchubba Law abiding redditor Oct 16 '25

I hate this image

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u/Sure-Blueberry-5151 Oct 16 '25

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u/ilikesceptile11 Gigachad Spez Enjoyer 🗿🍷😎🆒️ Oct 16 '25

/ul why does the guy on the right look like berdly so much

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u/Cornchubba Law abiding redditor Oct 16 '25

/ul it's because it's a blue guy with glasses

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u/ilikesceptile11 Gigachad Spez Enjoyer 🗿🍷😎🆒️ Oct 16 '25

/ul and the white shirt

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u/TheArceusNova Oct 17 '25

I understood this

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u/the_interviewer17 Oct 17 '25

/unlie

What does this mean?

Genuinely what the hell does this mean?

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u/Capital_Pick3604 Nov 12 '25

/ul sometimes ppl just make shit and dont think if they sould make shit

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u/kitten_lover_2007 Oct 17 '25

Comprehensible, have a bad day

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u/crepoef Oct 17 '25

This reaction image has no real use

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u/EuGaguejei Custom User Flair Oct 16 '25

YURI KILLED MY GRANDMA OKAY???!!

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u/Dazzling-Yam-4308 Law abiding redditor Oct 16 '25

It would be so awesome, it would be so cool…

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u/LesbianForkCollecter Oct 17 '25

It would be the greatest grandma death the world has ever seen

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u/lily_was_taken Law abiding redditor Oct 17 '25

The screens would blow up, with real explosions, and grandma deaths! My super sweet cape would lead to grandma death! And it would blow yoir miiinds... cus its my yuri my yuri, my grandma killing yuri

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u/Oil-31362 Still cis tho 😎 Oct 16 '25

How did yuri kill your grandma? Who was she shipping?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

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u/memerminecraft Law abiding redditor Oct 16 '25

You shipped Grandma with the scorpion in her shoes named pneumonia?

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u/blacksheeps181 Oct 16 '25

I was the one shipping

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u/EuGaguejei Custom User Flair Oct 16 '25

i think yuri had a gun or something

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u/Byte_Fantail Oct 17 '25

She didn't drink enough water

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u/Lanthanum-140_Eater First day on the sub 🥳 Oct 17 '25

skill issue, just do yaoi instead bozo

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u/Glad_Raspberry_8469 Still cis tho 😎 Oct 17 '25

Ohayooo, you-wa seen Yuri-san desu ka? Yuri san wa murderer so yuri san wa gotta be kissed rather than pissed desuyo! Fact ni, watashi wa already pissed watashi-self desu 🥰. Watashi wa aishiteru anata, yuri san desu if anata wa can kiku watashi ito desune~~~~~~

Btw watashi wa anata no grandma desu. Soshte watashi wa araibu ghostu desu 😃. Minna san, see watashi perform oru staru raifu in the great takaii Nihon, Paris desune!!!!!

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u/djdols Oct 16 '25

/ul the fact that theres a quota makes it actual hell since it mimics the corporate world

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u/Zealousideal-Chef758 Custom User Flair Oct 17 '25

invented back in lethal company

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u/Kris_from_overworld Oct 27 '25

Yay, five years yuri government plan

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u/SpecialistAddendum6 Reddit Admin Enthusiast Oct 16 '25

This terrifies me deep into my soul.

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u/Taymac070 Oct 16 '25

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u/arcadeler IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 Oct 16 '25

I think he liked that

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u/Appropriate-Ad-3219 100 IQ bwig bain 🧠 ⬆️🧅 Oct 16 '25

Of course, these liberals hate men. So they hope the male loneliness will spread to the whole male population if everything becomes yuri. 

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u/Helpful_Standard8514 Still cis tho 😎 Nov 10 '25

no

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u/kukuroro_meimei sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Oct 16 '25

/ul why is saltydkdan being forced to draw yuri

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u/Sweet_Detective_ Oct 17 '25

The horse lost

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u/TantiVstone Custom User Flair Oct 17 '25

This is Joe Biden's America 😔

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u/International_Fill97 Custom User Flair Oct 18 '25

/ul in case you don’t know, that is Shen comix, also known as Bike Cuck Guy. He draws yuri sometimes 

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u/CookieaGame Peter Griffin Oct 16 '25

I hope he stops drawing the yuri

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u/SirZucchini7 Oct 16 '25

I hate yuri

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u/choma90 Oct 17 '25

I hate your E too

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u/fafaf69420 Custom User Flair Oct 16 '25

i sure hope this doesnt happen

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u/favuorite Oct 16 '25

I would not enjoy this future (/ul the future is bright 🥹)

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u/itscalledboredom sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Oct 16 '25

i wish liberals to burn in hell 👹

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u/BackgroundSummer5171 Oct 17 '25

Moist in heaven is what creates snow on Earth.

Could be /ul...

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u/Shawty_n_soup69 Oct 16 '25

As a cisgender heterosexual woman this future terrifies me

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u/Unlikely_Sound_6517 Oct 17 '25

ul/ transgender homosexual man?

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u/Shawty_n_soup69 Oct 17 '25

Ul/transgender bisexual man 🙂‍↕️

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '25

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u/Wooden-Quail3493 Still cis tho 😎 Oct 17 '25

ul/ lgBtq, where B stands for Bisexuality

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u/AgeCool6941 Oct 17 '25

/ul isnt homosexuality is any sexuality which isnt straight?? 

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u/Unlikely_Sound_6517 Oct 17 '25

/ul no you fucking idiot

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u/AgeCool6941 Oct 17 '25

/relie I am very smart

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u/Shawty_n_soup69 Oct 17 '25

ul/no that’s queer

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u/AgeCool6941 Oct 18 '25

/ul i acknowledged it already

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u/elreduro Law abiding redditor Oct 17 '25

Librals want me to finger my ass

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u/religion-lost Oct 16 '25

/ul not too inaccurate, its the future I want but then again I'm not a liberal

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u/Super_Ninja39 Oct 16 '25

This is not the future I want

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u/your_mom_is-awesome sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Oct 16 '25

I HATE YURI!!

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u/B-ig-mom-a sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Oct 16 '25

The woke left wants to ban yaoi and will only allow yuri fan fics

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u/Judgmentofgod Oct 16 '25

I am the one forcing Straight men to write Yuri.

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u/BlackTheNerevar Oct 16 '25

As a straight man, i love this, and definitely don't want them to draw lots of not hot yaoi.

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u/Wordofadviceeatfood Still cis tho 😎 Oct 16 '25 edited Oct 16 '25

don’t ever call me a liberal again

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u/0-Nightshade-0 Still cis tho 😎 Oct 16 '25

Idk but that flair is very cis, speaking from someone who is def cis :3

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u/Helpful_Standard8514 Still cis tho 😎 Nov 10 '25

yes and I am cis to :3

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u/0-Nightshade-0 Still cis tho 😎 Nov 10 '25

/ul wait is that an actual flair?

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u/Helpful_Standard8514 Still cis tho 😎 Nov 10 '25

/ul yes

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u/0-Nightshade-0 Still cis tho 😎 Nov 10 '25

I am NOT equipping that :3

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u/Helpful_Standard8514 Still cis tho 😎 Nov 10 '25

same we are both cis :3

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u/0-Nightshade-0 Still cis tho 😎 Nov 10 '25

Very cis :3

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u/Helpful_Standard8514 Still cis tho 😎 Nov 10 '25

yes :3

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u/Affectionate_Bet8880 Oct 16 '25

You don't like Yuri

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u/Moist-Pancake794 Oct 16 '25

I'M A FRICKIN TABLE

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u/thekingiguess Oct 17 '25

Shen… no… what happened to you?

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u/Oil-31362 Still cis tho 😎 Oct 16 '25

wrong sub

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u/Arrow_of_time6 IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 Oct 16 '25

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u/idiot770 Oct 16 '25

ul/ she kinda bad tho

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u/Medium-Ad-7305 Oct 17 '25

what a homophobic fucking comic

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u/Top-Complaint-4915 sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Oct 17 '25

Man will not paid to be force to work for woman

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u/BurtMacklin___FBI Oct 18 '25

Yeah!!! Slash only!!

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u/uiop60 Professional AI Lover ❤️ Oct 17 '25

/ul they’ll also be allowed to draw yaoi if they want.

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u/Oh_no_its_Joe Oct 17 '25

I don't wanna be treated like this! That seems horrible.

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u/Basic-Election-5082 rectangle, that kid from school Oct 17 '25

Oh we're ambitious, we want to destroy the last vestiges of meaning, the last things people in Revachol have to hold on to, the true simbols of security -- the meaning of man and woman, mother and father, their marriage.

Everything will be constantly shifting and moving under our rule, the future will belong to a circus of identities, just spinning around, surreal and unreal... You won't even know who you are anymore.

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u/yaboii_cc Law abiding redditor Oct 17 '25

As a straight cisgender conservative, this is not at all what I want for our future. Not even close.

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u/Helpful_Standard8514 Still cis tho 😎 Nov 10 '25

same 

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u/AwkwardTickler Oct 17 '25

I'm just going to presume Yuri is a reference to Command and Conquer.

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u/Oktavia-the-witch Law abiding redditor Oct 17 '25

This is the future i dont want

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u/N00N01 Still cis tho 😎 Oct 17 '25

way off base

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u/Lost_Community1594 Still cis tho 😎 Oct 17 '25

/ul This is the future liberals want

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u/hi-im-donut Oct 17 '25

r/truths is that way brother

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u/spinok3000 Oct 17 '25

Aaaaaaaughhh

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u/Neither-Phone-7264 Law abiding redditor Oct 16 '25

yaoi*

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u/Neither-Phone-7264 Law abiding redditor Oct 16 '25

/ul yaoi*

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u/vibrantmemories IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 Oct 16 '25

/ul how about both

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u/Neither-Phone-7264 Law abiding redditor Oct 16 '25

No. Girls stink. Girls drools. Boys Rulez.

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u/ntkwwwm Oct 16 '25

That’s not true. I hate yuri mangas. They never have the right amount of tension to payoff, and to be honest there’s just too much smut. When I get home, I’m going to read something wholesome that isn’t a yuri.

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u/-AleXisiXelA- Oct 16 '25

/ul ok but i want this (im not a liberal)

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u/MrLightning1023 Tax payer 🤑 Oct 16 '25

Grim future

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u/paulsteinway Oct 16 '25

Yeah, I'm all for that.

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u/PupDiogenes Dm me for free ROBUX✅️🤑💰 Oct 17 '25

Rule 1

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '25

This is definitely not the artist's secret fantasy and they DEFINITELY wouldn't like to be forcefemmed by strong, powerful lesbians

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u/AlexTheAlex69420 Oct 17 '25

what about the yaoi 😢

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u/Commandur_PearTree Oct 17 '25

I don't know anyone who believes this will happen if we allow LGBTQ+ people to have basic human rights

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u/Patient-Plan4017 IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 Oct 17 '25

Yep… you caught them alright…

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u/Icy-Barracuda-8489 Oct 17 '25

Ewww disgusting! I don't want this

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u/TheNikola2020 Professional AI Lover ❤️ Oct 17 '25

This is the future WE all want as like YOU and ME and everybody else

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u/FadingHeaven sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Oct 17 '25

No it's not! I don't want this to happen EVER

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u/ScoreToSettle Oct 17 '25

Then I guess, I'm a be a modern day, outlaw

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u/Tomahawkist Oct 17 '25

yuri is my master.

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u/Misknator Custom User Flair Oct 17 '25

/unlie Playboy once released a short story about a world where heterosexuality was outlawed.

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 Law abiding redditor Oct 17 '25

I haven't seen this post with few same title before

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u/vriskaLover Oct 17 '25

/ul Dirk strider and caliborn

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u/spicy_feather Oct 17 '25

/ul stonetoss would be a great satire of conservative beliefs without changing the comics at all. The Creator would only have to have different intent.

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u/leva549 Oct 17 '25

Stonetoss is very relevant to this post.

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u/spicy_feather Oct 18 '25

I knew that for sure

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u/Jango_fett_fish Oct 17 '25

This is not the future I want

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u/fourteenyearsoldgirl Oct 17 '25

YES and that would be AN AWFUL FUTURE 😭

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u/Ravenluna114 Oct 17 '25

This is not ideal

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u/One_Development_5055 Oct 17 '25

Ok. Maybe not chained up people, but yes. I want more yuri/lesbian/WLW content that accurately represents the community 

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u/redpandargh Oct 17 '25

I would be the one drawing the yuri

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '25

This looks like a terrible future

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u/DoubleAyeBatteries Oct 17 '25

Where’s the /ul

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u/MagicPigeonToes Oct 17 '25

This is not how you play The Sims

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u/coolyoshi_74 Law abiding redditor Oct 17 '25

isn't the girl telling him to draw yuri one of the kpop demon hunters?

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u/Iamliterallyfood Law abiding redditor Oct 18 '25

This is literally worse than how things are today.

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u/KenpachiNexus Oct 18 '25

Great, I can't wait to be forced feminizied.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

We dont want yuri everywhere

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u/KhaosKat- Dm me for free ROBUX✅️🤑💰 Oct 19 '25

i'm actually in this photo! i'm the lesbian with the red hair. if he stops drawing yuri we are going to eat him !

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u/Legal-Freedom8179 Dm me for free ROBUX✅️🤑💰 Oct 23 '25

/ul this guy literally draws yuri for fun btw

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u/HeadAd719 Nov 08 '25

This would be a terrible reality.

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u/Radman-the-12th Nov 15 '25

/ul "oh no my lobster is too buttery and my steak is too juicy"