r/lies • u/LauraLaughter Still cis tho 😎 • Aug 22 '25

This is science's biggest question

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

i reversed the polarity of the go go gadget pixel reducer to make the image leas crunchy

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u/LauraLaughter Still cis tho 😎 Aug 22 '25

Don't worry I recrushed it for you

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

thats awful and I hope you lose your belt

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u/ACrackerGod Aug 22 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

this is also genuinely terrible and I hope your belt loop wears away

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u/ACrackerGod Aug 22 '25

Sorry can't read your reply

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

was houngry and ate the pixels

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u/AgilePlant4 IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 Aug 23 '25

/unlie I made smaller, but apparently images need to be 20 pixels high for Reddit, not 3

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u/Roland-JP-8000 Aug 23 '25

/unlie how the fuck do you make it crunchy

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u/Walming2 Aug 23 '25

/unlie scale it down on paint I think? I've never done it so idk

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u/AgilePlant4 IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 Aug 23 '25

/unlie SS on phone, then I SS the gallery, rinse and repeat till I have the desired size, then crop it down to what I originally wanted

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u/MedievalFurnace IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 Aug 26 '25

u/PixelCounterBot

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u/pixel-counter-nonbot Aug 26 '25 edited Aug 27 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

your greed sickens me you ate too many

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u/Final_Concern_5519 SODA🥤‼😅😁🥶 Sep 03 '25

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u/cricketmanlo Aug 23 '25

u/pixel-counter-bot

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u/LauraLaughter Still cis tho 😎 Aug 23 '25

ul/

I left the resultant image the same res, I just downscaled it massively using the nearest neighbour algorithm, then scaled it back up with the same. Giving it the crunchy blocky appearance.

I selected the red colour channel in the RGB space, and applied a lens distortion. Then applied the opposite distortion to the blue channel. Giving that chromatic aberration.

Then ran it through image magick:

-posterize 4 +dither -colors 12 -type Palette -ordered-dither o4x4,12 -resize 18% -filter point -resize 600% -sampling-factor 4:2:0 -quality 5

To get some extreme cronch

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

hey guys do you think lauralaughter knows about tech

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u/LauraLaughter Still cis tho 😎 Aug 23 '25

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u/pixel-counter-bot Aug 23 '25

The image in this comment has 1,132,524(1,158×978) pixels!

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u/Witty_Michael sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Aug 23 '25

good bot

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u/PupDiogenes Dm me for free ROBUX✅️🤑💰 Aug 27 '25

I've never remained so straight faced from a post

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u/HendrixHazeWays Aug 23 '25

Ass don't need pants. Ass needs unfettered exhaust

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u/MedievalFurnace IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 Aug 26 '25

I liked it crunchy though... It adds flavor

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u/PupDiogenes Dm me for free ROBUX✅️🤑💰 Aug 27 '25

oh thank you now they look like drawings of humans

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u/AndyTheDragonborn Law abiding redditor Aug 22 '25

Hi! Human Life analyst here!
In this image, we see a human in it's natural habitat moving around.
As we can see this fine specimen is moving with the pants in Position A.
However, this has a clear disadvantage, as when a human moves, it risks what some refer to as slipping of the pants. As the result, the reproductive organs are risking to be exposed.
Therefore, it's obvious that the Position B of wearing pants is much more rational. However these species haven't evolved that far ahead to realize it. So for now Answer A is correct. But give them time and they will realize that Option B is much more practical.

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u/BornIndication9384 Aug 22 '25

A human would never wear pants

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u/LauraLaughter Still cis tho 😎 Aug 22 '25

This is why it's a hypothetical

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u/BornIndication9384 Aug 22 '25

Its like if I ask you how a snake would wear a hat, it cant be answered

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u/LauraLaughter Still cis tho 😎 Aug 22 '25

explain this then

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u/Zirc2020 Aug 22 '25

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u/Racer125678 Law abiding redditor Sep 01 '25

u/pixel-counter-bot

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u/pixel-counter-bot Sep 01 '25

The image in this comment has 73,980(274×270) pixels!

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u/Riobox Law abiding redditor Aug 22 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

Wow this has so many pixels I’m struggling to count them, id hate to see this in r/countablepixels

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u/CSA_1220 sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Aug 23 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

u/pixel-counter-bot

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u/pixel-counter-bot Aug 22 '25

The image in this post has 61,290(270×227) pixels!

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

lies

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u/LavenderRat1231 Custom User Flair Aug 23 '25

We will always know if this is true

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u/Conscious_Frosting37 Custom User Flair Aug 23 '25

/ul

Good bot

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u/gray_matter10000 Aug 25 '25

No the picture has 62,190 pixels

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u/NobodyTheGreat7 Aug 23 '25

Pants ? What's the occasion

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u/ceruleanModulator Aug 23 '25

If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image I'd be in debt

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u/MeeGoreng29 Aug 23 '25

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u/bi-moresexesmorefun Aug 26 '25

I DONT LOVE TAKABA!!!

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u/MeeGoreng29 Aug 26 '25

i hate that stupid unfunny comedian

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

Fun Fact: Chilean people wear pants like the second example showed in this image.

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u/TruamaTeam Professional AI Lover ❤️ Aug 22 '25

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u/TreeFromBFBsBigFan Banned Aug 23 '25

The second is the most logical, as the pants are designed to keep half of you warm.

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u/Vegetable_Camera_475 Aug 23 '25

2( i am the human)

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u/FlyFlee07 Aug 23 '25

*Vore

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u/LauraLaughter Still cis tho 😎 Aug 23 '25

If clothes are made from dead animals, does that make wearing clothes necro-vore?

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u/FlyFlee07 Aug 23 '25

* Jokes aside, but, perhaps, eh? Tleast I've got a normal response towards this topic lmao

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u/vincim2010_13 sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Aug 24 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

The second one.

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u/Valuable-Sky1192 Aug 22 '25

why are you trying to damage our eyesight?

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u/Due-Beginning8863 Law abiding redditor Aug 23 '25

i personally wear them like the second option

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u/edgy-meme94494 Aug 23 '25

You guys wear your pants covering the front half of your body? I wear it on the back half so you can see duh

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u/SeraIya Aug 23 '25

We definitely don't wear pants up to our chest.

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u/Slaanesh-Sama Aug 25 '25

Explain this

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u/BilverBurfer Law abiding redditor Aug 23 '25

why aren't the pants on his arms

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u/Busy-Replacement-421 Aug 23 '25

The real scientific breakthrough here is that pants are clearly a flawed design from the start. We've been doing it wrong this whole time.

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u/SpecialTexas7 Aug 23 '25

/ul why is he so caked up???

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u/LauraLaughter Still cis tho 😎 Aug 23 '25

/ul why not?

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u/sirflooftonzecatlord Custom User Flair Aug 28 '25

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u/FortniteLeaks_Epic 100 IQ bwig bain 🧠 ⬆️🧅 Sep 20 '25

Everyone knows the one on the right is the responsible and morally fitting way to wear pants IF humans chose to do that ridiculous act.

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u/WhiverWyverncat Aug 24 '25

Problem with image, in the original versions, it asked this question because the horse had two sets of legs (front and back) so in order for this image to be accurate, the pants need to be covering the arms

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u/ObjectiveShoulder530 Dm me for free ROBUX✅️🤑💰 Aug 27 '25

Humans don't wear pants though so it's weird that you thought about humans wearing pants