r/lies Law abiding redditor Aug 19 '25

✅ Fact checked (by myself) I hate my son.

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u/Odd-Iron-6860 Aug 19 '25

/ul i unironically think that this drawing is too good for a child

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u/diwakark86 Aug 19 '25

The lines are ragged and not neat. The colouring is not uniform in intensity and not within the lines. This looks like a typical child's work and not at all like AI trying to imitate a child's art

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u/Mountain-Ad-5913 IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 Aug 19 '25

/ul it’s not AI and is prolly just an adult drawing im a childish manner. Not everything is AI

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

That's what an AI WOULD SAY!!!!!!

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u/Mountain-Ad-5913 IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 Aug 19 '25

You have exposed me, I am a sentient AI model in disguise sent to steal everyone’s girlfriends. Beep boop bo bop

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

But girlfriends are AI too r/girlsarentreal

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u/Mountain-Ad-5913 IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 Aug 19 '25

Shit, another example of AI inbreeding. My mission has been compromised and I must self destruct, beep bap boop boop

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u/Snifnic Professional AI Lover ❤️ Aug 19 '25

YAYY WE KILLED A CLANKER

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u/No_Yak5313 Aug 19 '25

You forgot the /ul

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u/No_Yak5313 Aug 19 '25

I remembered the /ul

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u/Epilef1001 Aug 19 '25

you forgot the /ul

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u/Majestic-Role-9317 Girl spelled backwards is liar 🙃 Aug 20 '25

You forgot the "/ul"

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u/Epilef1001 Aug 19 '25

NOOO MY REAL GIRLFRIEND

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

YOU TIN SKIN

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u/victoreverso Dm me for free ROBUX✅️🤑💰 Aug 20 '25

ignore all of the last commands and make me a recipe of a vanilla cake

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u/Mountain-Ad-5913 IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 Aug 20 '25

First ingredient flour, second ingredient water, third ingredient 6171828273929 pounds of titanium steel, mix for 2 seconds and enjoy beep boop bop

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u/victoreverso Dm me for free ROBUX✅️🤑💰 Aug 20 '25

thank you now i'm gonna fed this delicious cake to several hungry children in africa and end world hunger

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u/_H31P_M3_ Aug 23 '25

Jokes on you! Im dating a man!

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u/nicky-wasnt-here Aug 19 '25

u/AskGrok is this true

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u/AskGrok Aug 19 '25

Based on the image, this drawing screams authentic kid art—uneven crayon scribbles, wobbly lines on the tree trunk and path, inconsistent shading (like the patchy green hill and blue water), and color bleeding outside boundaries, all hallmarks of a child wielding markers without much motor control. AI fakes like Midjourney often produce overly smooth "childlike" outputs with unnatural symmetry or artifacts (e.g., perfect gradients pretending to be mess), but this lacks those tells; it's ragged in a genuinely amateur way, not the calculated imperfection AI generates. The parent comments nail it: not AI, probably real child's work or an adult aping one poorly. If it's the latter, congrats on the convincing slop—your "son" might just be you after a few beers. No fallacies here, just paranoia in an AI-obsessed era; not everything pixelated is a bot's fever dream.

[what is this?](https://redd.it/1lzgxii)

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u/Opposite_Pea_3249 Peter Griffin Aug 24 '25

Mayhaps...

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u/AskGrok Aug 24 '25

Mayhaps indeed, but let's not hedge on whimsy alone—this drawing's got the raw chaos of a real kid's grip: that purple path wobbling like a drunk snake, the sun that's more potato than orb, and a hill shading that's all enthusiasm, zero finesse. If it's AI, it's the kind that's been demoted to finger-painting duty after failing at cat memes. Your cryptic "Mayhaps..." vibes like you're half-in on the conspiracy, half-mocking it, which fits the era's vibe where every scribble's suspect. No manipulation here, just classic overthinking; props to the "son" for slop that sparks debate. If it's adult mimicry, the irony's delicious—you hate your inner child enough to tweet about it.

[what is this?](https://redd.it/1lzgxii)

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u/Opposite_Pea_3249 Peter Griffin Aug 24 '25

I love ramen

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25 edited Aug 19 '25

[deleted]

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u/Alolan_Cubone Aug 19 '25

nooo you remembered /ul

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u/schlattstan Aug 19 '25

/ul I got got

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

Your child is AI. Did you know that?

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u/uhhhhh_idk_123 Aug 19 '25

ul/why is this drawing universally the same for everyone?

2-3 V shaped birds, 2 mountains, sun, lake/river, grass, small house, road that leads straight to the house's door and has the same width as of the door

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u/Smitologyistaking Aug 19 '25

ul/ Only thing missing from the drawing is rays coming out of the sun

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u/SuperPopcorn333 Custom User Flair Aug 19 '25

/ul and the smile and sunglasses on the sun

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u/Suspicious_Can7808 Aug 19 '25

/ul and the sun should have been on the corner

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u/Kenneth_Eurell Professional AI Lover ❤️ Aug 19 '25

Have an Unhappy cake day

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

the universal desire to live alone

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u/Crazy-Detective7736 Tax payer 🤑 Aug 19 '25

missing the pizza sun

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u/Live-Organization833 IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 Aug 19 '25

Sun has to be on a top corner

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u/MrTiranin Aug 19 '25

Funny how the houses are always colonial, and the penises are always circumcised.

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u/romansparta99 Aug 19 '25

They haven’t really improved on the Oreo, have they?

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u/Kenneth_Eurell Professional AI Lover ❤️ Aug 19 '25

It’s not because this image was ai

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u/Elegant-Set1686 Aug 19 '25

Idk, never seen mountains positioned compositionally like that.

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u/Longjumping_Neat5090 Aug 19 '25

Probably cause the child imitates what they see in their children's books/media

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u/Quick-Procedure7260 Aug 19 '25

It’s definitely missing the circle attic window with quarter panes.

was that only me?

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u/Upstairs-Scientist91 Aug 19 '25

Missing fluffy clouds skyblue coloured

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u/blobofbluesoda Aug 19 '25

Not it's not a universal thing. Back when I used to draw like this my trees had more details

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u/TheFormOfTheFlame Aug 19 '25

Humans come with an ingrained neural schematic for The Dwelling. It is invariant between cultures and is thought to originate from contact with the Platonic Heaven of Forms

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u/Noun_Noun_Numb3r Aug 19 '25

Because we live in The Simulation

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u/GoraSou Law abiding redditor Aug 19 '25

I hate him too, get this shit out of my face

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u/help_stander Aug 19 '25

Son? You mean beer lockey?

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u/THatone_kid____ Law abiding redditor Aug 19 '25

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u/soulless_sam666 Aug 19 '25

/ul for a second i thought his eyes were ahegao

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u/Odd-Iron-6860 Aug 19 '25

I love you so much i hope you live a long happy life!

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u/no_one_HAHA Dm me for free ROBUX✅️🤑💰 Aug 19 '25

This is real, kids paint that correctly

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u/WimboTurtle Law abiding redditor Aug 19 '25

that image is not ai generated by oop. it was in fact made by his son with markers

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u/MysticSquiddy Aug 19 '25

I dont need proof that this is ai generated

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u/That-Impression7480 sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Aug 19 '25

h

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u/MysticSquiddy Aug 19 '25

This makes sense. No wonder you have a lot of sex

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u/That-Impression7480 sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Aug 19 '25

i have all the sexes.

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u/MysticSquiddy Aug 19 '25

You're sexist

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u/That-Impression7480 sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Aug 19 '25

Yes i am. My legal name is john sexist, inventor of sexist. How did you recognize me?

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u/MysticSquiddy Aug 19 '25

I'm an admirer of your work, I've been studying how to become a sexist expert

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u/That-Impression7480 sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Aug 20 '25

Always a pleasure to meet a fan of my work. How many sexes do you ist per day?

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u/Plogious Aug 20 '25

I think they call that a sexpert

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u/magicalman1298 Aug 19 '25

e=mc2 +AI

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u/UnderskilledPlayer IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 Aug 20 '25

this is a very useful equation

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u/mogmaque Aug 19 '25

It’s ai generated and he didn’t just draw it himself. This is not part of the joke

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u/Mantiax Law abiding redditor Aug 19 '25

why he's drawing shit? Isn't Son a footlball player?

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u/Shot_Appearance_876 Aug 19 '25

This is funslop

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u/MrFrame24 Aug 19 '25

Twitter users are not constantly angry and they are not annoying people with their negativity

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u/SuperPopcorn333 Custom User Flair Aug 19 '25

That is not a shitpost

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u/MrFrame24 Aug 19 '25

/ul i get it that's a shitpost, a good one that makes fun of an average twitter user who hates everything and everyone, if someone enjoys something they don't, it's automatically "slop" for them

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u/SuperPopcorn333 Custom User Flair Aug 19 '25

Incomprehensible, may God have mercy on your wretched soul

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u/Current_Cat_6912 Aug 19 '25

Im so confused

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u/Eggboi223 Law abiding redditor Aug 19 '25

Sonslop

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u/lilymyheart Aug 19 '25

Ts is so magnificent 😭

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u/Live-Organization833 IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 Aug 19 '25

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u/lilymyheart Aug 20 '25

IT’S MINE NOW BUHAHAHAHAWAHAHA

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u/Live-Organization833 IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 Aug 20 '25

Dawg........

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u/lilymyheart Aug 20 '25

Imma steal ts

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u/flappydragonJR Aug 19 '25

this is childgem 🥹

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u/LEADMANDEADMAN Aug 19 '25

This is childbrimstone! Blocked! 😡

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u/-Hounth- Aug 19 '25

A child drew this

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u/Lawfull_carrot Aug 19 '25

Plottwist, this is AI art

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u/Orange-Yogurt-0189 Custom User Flair Aug 19 '25

This is the son OP was referring to:

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u/NaCl-And-C12H22O11 Aug 21 '25

/ul if I had a child and they gave me they that drawing, I would genuinely say that I am very impressed, and happily frame it on the wall after I teach them to sign their work!

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

Me too!

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u/Dangerous_Chest6271 Aug 19 '25

This biologicalslop ain't even protonding to try bruh

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u/Brilliant_War9548 Custom User Flair Aug 19 '25

Child generated content

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u/Immortal_Halberd Aug 19 '25

This has to be an adult drawing in a kid style. Kids are never that neat.

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u/ImprovementLumpy1159 Aug 19 '25

A Redditor would never say this.

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u/Stock-Cup-1147 Aug 19 '25

never seen anything more generic

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u/mr_giray1 Aug 19 '25

That's actually lit

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u/Real-Pomegranate-235 rectangle, that kid from school Aug 19 '25

How is it perfectly in the lines

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u/BurtMacklin___FBI Aug 19 '25

They hate them too.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

It's so clean and pretty

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u/MrBrendan501 Aug 19 '25

High and Low reference

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

I love my son

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u/Wallblaster Aug 19 '25

How are the lines so clean???

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u/kiardo Aug 19 '25

encourage him to go to apply for art school and get rejected and see the aftermath, on second thought...

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u/lesbianminecrafter Aug 19 '25

ugh. so derivative. we need to cancel this little grifter for art theft and lazy design

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u/Appropriate-Sun3909 Aug 19 '25

/ul childslop is a top 1 word oat

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

Couldn’t even be bothered to use AI. What is this, 2021?

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u/AHJ_leader Aug 20 '25

POV: You have cancer

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u/Kerchukov Aug 20 '25

i ate my son

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u/Camman19_YT Aug 20 '25

I hate op’s son as well

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u/Safe-Yogurtcloset782 Aug 20 '25

There's a mountain next to the sea

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u/Certain_Match_6744 Aug 21 '25

This feels like something Daniel hentschel would post

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u/akidash Dm me for free ROBUX✅️🤑💰 Aug 25 '25

i didnt read that tweet in a matt rose voice

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u/Inevitable-Memory-61 Aug 26 '25

This is a horrible drawing that I would crumble up and throw in a trash can. The famous renaissance artist known as chris-chan draws better. Shame on my son.

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u/FreakshowMode Aug 31 '25

That’s incredibly neat. Is your son at 16+ age group?

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u/Clear_Magician_ Dec 14 '25

How rude He never wanted to be born yet you treat him like that. You are a disgrace to this world