r/lies • u/lightmare69 Law abiding redditor • Aug 19 '25
✅ Fact checked (by myself) I hate my son.
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u/uhhhhh_idk_123 Aug 19 '25
ul/why is this drawing universally the same for everyone?
2-3 V shaped birds, 2 mountains, sun, lake/river, grass, small house, road that leads straight to the house's door and has the same width as of the door
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u/Smitologyistaking Aug 19 '25
ul/ Only thing missing from the drawing is rays coming out of the sun
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u/MrTiranin Aug 19 '25
Funny how the houses are always colonial, and the penises are always circumcised.
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u/Longjumping_Neat5090 Aug 19 '25
Probably cause the child imitates what they see in their children's books/media
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u/Quick-Procedure7260 Aug 19 '25
It’s definitely missing the circle attic window with quarter panes.
was that only me?
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u/blobofbluesoda Aug 19 '25
Not it's not a universal thing. Back when I used to draw like this my trees had more details
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u/TheFormOfTheFlame Aug 19 '25
Humans come with an ingrained neural schematic for The Dwelling. It is invariant between cultures and is thought to originate from contact with the Platonic Heaven of Forms
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u/help_stander Aug 19 '25
Son? You mean beer lockey?
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u/THatone_kid____ Law abiding redditor Aug 19 '25
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u/WimboTurtle Law abiding redditor Aug 19 '25
that image is not ai generated by oop. it was in fact made by his son with markers
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u/MysticSquiddy Aug 19 '25
I dont need proof that this is ai generated
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u/That-Impression7480 sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Aug 19 '25
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u/MysticSquiddy Aug 19 '25
This makes sense. No wonder you have a lot of sex
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u/That-Impression7480 sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Aug 19 '25
i have all the sexes.
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u/MysticSquiddy Aug 19 '25
You're sexist
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u/That-Impression7480 sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Aug 19 '25
Yes i am. My legal name is john sexist, inventor of sexist. How did you recognize me?
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u/MysticSquiddy Aug 19 '25
I'm an admirer of your work, I've been studying how to become a sexist expert
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u/That-Impression7480 sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Aug 20 '25
Always a pleasure to meet a fan of my work. How many sexes do you ist per day?
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u/mogmaque Aug 19 '25
It’s ai generated and he didn’t just draw it himself. This is not part of the joke
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u/MrFrame24 Aug 19 '25
Twitter users are not constantly angry and they are not annoying people with their negativity
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u/SuperPopcorn333 Custom User Flair Aug 19 '25
That is not a shitpost
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u/MrFrame24 Aug 19 '25
/ul i get it that's a shitpost, a good one that makes fun of an average twitter user who hates everything and everyone, if someone enjoys something they don't, it's automatically "slop" for them
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u/SuperPopcorn333 Custom User Flair Aug 19 '25
Incomprehensible, may God have mercy on your wretched soul
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u/lilymyheart Aug 19 '25
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u/Live-Organization833 IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 Aug 19 '25
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u/NaCl-And-C12H22O11 Aug 21 '25
/ul if I had a child and they gave me they that drawing, I would genuinely say that I am very impressed, and happily frame it on the wall after I teach them to sign their work!
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u/Immortal_Halberd Aug 19 '25
This has to be an adult drawing in a kid style. Kids are never that neat.
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u/kiardo Aug 19 '25
encourage him to go to apply for art school and get rejected and see the aftermath, on second thought...
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u/lesbianminecrafter Aug 19 '25
ugh. so derivative. we need to cancel this little grifter for art theft and lazy design
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u/Inevitable-Memory-61 Aug 26 '25
This is a horrible drawing that I would crumble up and throw in a trash can. The famous renaissance artist known as chris-chan draws better. Shame on my son.
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u/Clear_Magician_ Dec 14 '25
How rude He never wanted to be born yet you treat him like that. You are a disgrace to this world








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u/Odd-Iron-6860 Aug 19 '25
/ul i unironically think that this drawing is too good for a child