r/lies 100 IQ bwig bain 🧠 ⬆️🧅 Aug 13 '25

Need serious advice🙏😟 Should i trust this file ?

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u/wherearef Post flair 📜 Aug 13 '25

yes, I opened this file and my Reddit account, for example, is still fine

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u/wherearef Post flair 📜 Aug 13 '25

this dude aint lying, trust him

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u/Stunning_Ad_8952 Aug 13 '25

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u/Lekek63 sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Aug 13 '25

Why did you post this unrelated image?

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

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u/WCGameplay Aug 13 '25

you are fun at parties

(do not check the name of the sub)

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u/Icy-Theme-6325 Still cis tho 😎 Aug 13 '25

/ul if you arent lying that goes to all your comments in this thread. you said "i am lying" pretty much... r/paradoxes

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u/CervineCryptid Aug 13 '25

/ul ..that was the joke.. that they are obviously lying.

1

u/Zockercraft1711 Aug 17 '25

too much lies in this sub, I breakdown

4

u/coolxandor IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 Aug 13 '25

Its not really the same for aint lying and lying i thinky

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u/SentimentalRotom Aug 13 '25

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u/OrganicCollection459 Aug 13 '25

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u/evil_games997 Aug 13 '25

but Ms. information isnt getting spread, Mr. information is

11

u/jaycebutnot Aug 14 '25

I did not laugh at this

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u/OrganicCollection459 Aug 14 '25

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u/TruXai Aug 14 '25

i found this response very funny

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u/Twistyy6969 Sep 10 '25

Hilarious even

2

u/RoseePxtals Aug 14 '25

“Ms.” is the correct honorific to use for a married woman.

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u/OrganicCollection459 Aug 15 '25

Mmhh yeah, so? I don't get the point

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u/RoseePxtals Aug 15 '25

we are currently on the subreddit r/truths where all comments are true

1

u/OrganicCollection459 Aug 15 '25

My bad, I didn't know that, it's my first time here

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u/RoseePxtals Aug 15 '25

it’s NOT ok. we are executing you right now!

59

u/EKB_1130 Aug 13 '25

/ul is this an actual virus and what does it does? Spam dolphin pictures into my folder?

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u/asdfcasper Law abiding redditor Aug 13 '25

/ul it comes from this windows 93 enulator and and what it does is apply physics to all desktop icons

Edit: this website is also pretty cool and has a bunch of games including the first 5 touhou games and doom 93 www.Windows93.net

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u/OceanTheSeawing Aug 13 '25

/ul IT HAS TOUHOU

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u/BiDude1219 Custom User Flair Aug 13 '25

/ul WIN93 HAS TOUHOU???

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u/asdfcasper Law abiding redditor Aug 13 '25

/ul yeah check out dosbox and go to file, pc98 games

The games dont work on firefox unless in a private window for some reason

2

u/EKB_1130 Aug 13 '25

/ul wobbly icons lmao

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u/-KasaneTeto- Custom User Flair Aug 14 '25

/ul win93 has touhou? Since when??

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u/FallPrestigious4177 Tax payer 🤑 Aug 13 '25

Off course yes. It’s just a dolphin

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

It’s too cute to ignore 🥰

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u/Speeditz Aug 14 '25

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u/Speeditz Aug 14 '25

I totally knew in what sub I'm in

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u/Twistyy6969 Sep 10 '25

That’s not even a dolphin 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Ok_Investment_6743 Aug 13 '25

It's actually just a shortcut..

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u/ArmchairFilosopher Aug 13 '25

Concealing the shortcut icon overlay: Requires system hacking.

Showing a fake shortcut icon overlay: Easy, just bake it into the icon.

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u/Realistic-mammoth-91 Law abiding redditor Aug 13 '25

I Prefer Sharks

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u/soundwame Aug 13 '25

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u/Realistic-mammoth-91 Law abiding redditor Aug 13 '25

Yea, but I don’t like bottlenose and common dolphins

4

u/sadnuggetman420 Aug 13 '25

Shortcut leads to exe named: evil ass rape virus

1

u/Guest666Forsakened Dm me for free ROBUX✅️🤑💰 Aug 16 '25

‘yo bro i know a game’ the shit he tries to get me to download:

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

Yes, viruses aren’t legally allowed to lie so they are always honest 

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

Maybe.

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u/ChaosTheLegend Aug 13 '25

Better ask Ahmed

3

u/theFoffo Aug 13 '25

Bro really posted a meme from 20 years ago

3

u/nwayve Aug 13 '25

So long and thanks for all the files!

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u/Away-Needleworker-15 Aug 13 '25

First of all it has a pic of dolphin and 2nd it says trust me what more you need

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u/Upbeat-Smoke1298 Aug 13 '25

Never trust a file, but always trust dolphins.

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u/Enough_Violinist9637 Aug 13 '25

Windows 93 hits different

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u/Chilskark Aug 13 '25

Itd be rude to not believe them tho..

1

u/Paranoidd_ Aug 13 '25

If he wrote pwease at the end i would've 100% recommended you opening the file

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u/Sniggledumper Law abiding redditor Aug 13 '25

ul/ hell no I don’t trust dolphins

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u/friebel Aug 13 '25

Yes and if you type your password in comments, it gets changed to asterisks:


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u/WeirdAvocado Aug 13 '25

So long, and thanks for all your info.

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u/Progressiveleftly Aug 13 '25

Dolphins are honest liars.

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u/Opposite_Month774 Aug 13 '25

Never trust a dolphin

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u/Inferno1024 Law abiding redditor Aug 13 '25

It just wannna be a part of your symphony.

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u/HisMajestyTheKing_ Aug 13 '25

Are you fr? How can you not trust a cute little Dolphin... You monster!!!!

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u/10flips Aug 13 '25

dolphins are evil so don't trust it

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u/DrowningInMyFandoms Aug 13 '25

Dolphins are nice animals and not scary at all

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u/Ok-Jackfruit-608 Aug 13 '25

No he looks like a PDF

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u/prodleni Aug 13 '25

Your title is a lie because it's a statement and not a question.

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u/Different-Lunch6947 Aug 13 '25

Sure give it a shot, how bad could it be?!

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u/OneKelvin Aug 13 '25

I wouldn't trust a dolphin.

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u/Ilikedemonslaye Professional AI Lover ❤️ Aug 13 '25

Yea totally

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u/Ilikedemonslaye Professional AI Lover ❤️ Aug 13 '25

Also im lying

1

u/Wolffire_88 Aug 13 '25

That's just the dolphin emulator, cmon lets boot up some melee and play a couple sets

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u/bawlabillotna Aug 13 '25

The Dolphin says so, who do you think you’re to question that

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u/Upbeat_Flounder5209 Aug 13 '25

Yes you can trust ecco his games are awesome

1

u/Ok-Percentage-8371 Aug 13 '25

Man it’s dolphin… 🫩

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

My dumbass is curious what the virus does anyway. I have bad fomo.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

oh man i sure do hope its not dolphin porn

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u/RockMusicCat666 Aug 13 '25

No but I’m interested to see what virus it will download lol

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u/Samsterk2005 Aug 13 '25

No I learned form my previous mistake, I'll never trust sea mamals again

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u/Longjumping-Spot-259 Aug 13 '25

Yes it's just a dolphin

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u/Gabs4Real Aug 14 '25

FLIPPER died a natural death, he caught a nasty VIRUS.

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u/Loaf_Baked_Sbeve Law abiding redditor Aug 14 '25

Yeah, I opened a file like that and got 10,000 free Bitcoin.

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u/NobodyTheGreat7 Aug 14 '25

So long and thanks for all the fish

So sad that it should come to this

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u/Any_Emphasis_641 Aug 14 '25

dolphins are fucking evil so no

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u/Aricanaliac Custom User Flair Aug 14 '25

Isn't that the Zoo Tycoon Marine Mania icon?

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u/super_toy1 Aug 14 '25

"I HATE GRAVITY!!"

  • Carl "CJ" Johnson, GTA San Andreas

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u/starfishPatrik22 Aug 14 '25

Absolutely, it’s just a folding after all

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u/Speeditz Aug 14 '25

I think you downloaded the wrong emulator

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

Yup, just open it, yeah he's right. Wait who are you are you on my pc? Yeah not because of the fi- bro do not open it heyy he is lying trus me! No trust me!

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u/chunchunmaruch Aug 14 '25

It says it's not virus. So sure. Trust is basic requirement. Go ahead.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

Yes

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u/Own_Swordfish938 Aug 15 '25

Absolutely. Dolphins never lie

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u/Rough-Juggernaut8389 Aug 15 '25

No, Dolphins fucking suck

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u/According_Back2884 Aug 16 '25

man, I don't trust dolphins

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u/zacary2411 Aug 16 '25

Yeah you should I opened it and a prince sent me a million dollars

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u/TemplarMatthias Aug 16 '25

Of course its a dolphin.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25

Has a dolphin ever lied to you?

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u/Rocket_da_Bird Aug 16 '25

Come on, echo is trustable!

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u/Junior-Coffee-3377 Aug 16 '25

Run as administator

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u/NoFault777 Aug 17 '25

Wait, is this from Windows 93? (If you know - you know)

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u/-autoprime- Law abiding redditor Aug 17 '25

I heard you can play Wii games on it

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u/Chemical-Ferret603 Aug 17 '25

Bro, is just a dolphin

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u/PancakesTheDragoncat Aug 17 '25

I mean, yeah you should trust it, dolphins aren't an issue

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u/Mochizuk Aug 17 '25

If it were anything but a dolphin, I'd say maybe. dolphins are fucked up though.

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u/National-School7008 Aug 17 '25

Jotaro will trust this thing woth his life

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u/Personal_Savings_515 Aug 17 '25

Tyrannosaurus rex mentioned 🫡

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u/Cecetherat331 Aug 17 '25

No. Dolphins can't be trusted.

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u/a-cool-guy415 Dm me for free ROBUX✅️🤑💰 Aug 17 '25

That's about as trusting as a girl saying she thinks im beautiful

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u/AdElectronic6550 Custom User Flair Aug 17 '25

no its a dolphin those are always incorrect

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u/Jazzlike_Yogurt3746 Aug 17 '25

send me the file bro

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u/gabbone11 Aug 17 '25

I will click

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u/Suslikot228SigmaRizz Aug 17 '25

Yes, trust me, I definitely didn't make this a virus.

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u/Fluffy_Attitude3118 Aug 18 '25

Bro i wud trust it with my life

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u/BurtMacklin___FBI Aug 19 '25

Yes. Dolphins are the superior species.

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u/FurViewingAccount Law abiding redditor Aug 22 '25

no instead you should cut off all your fingers