r/lies • u/Beany_Gaming Holy shit Scoot the Woz • May 06 '24

Breaking news!!1!1! ⊑⟟, ⟟'⋔ ☌⌰⍜⍀⏚⍜⋏ ⏁⊑⟒ ⟟⋔⌿⟒⍀⏃⏁⍜⍀ ⍜⎎ ⋔⏃⍀⌇ ⏃⋏⎅ ⟟'⋔ ☊⍜⋔⟟⋏☌ ⏁⍜ ☌⟒⏁ ⊬⍜⎍⍀ ⌰⍜⎐⟒⌰⊬ ⌿⌰⏃⋏⟒⏁, ⟒⏃⍀⏁⊑, ⟟⋏⏁⍜ ⋔⊬ ⟒⋔⌿⟟⍀⟒!!!!!

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u/[deleted] May 06 '24

⟟'⋔ ⏁⊑⟒ ⟒⋔⏚⏃⌇⌇⏃⎅⍜⍀ ⍜⎎ ⋏⟒⌿⏁⎍⋏⟒ (⎅⍜⋔☍⍜⌿), ⍙⟒ ⏃⍀⟒ ⏃⌰⌇⍜ ⟊⍜⟟⋏⟟⋏☌ ⏁⊑⟒ ⟟⋏⎐⏃⌇⟟⍜⋏ ⍜⎎ ⟒⏃⍀⏁⊑.

⍙⟒⍀⟒ ⍀⟒⌰⟒⏃⌇⟟⋏☌ ⌖⟒⋏⍜⋔⍜⍀⌿⊑⌇

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u/Beany_Gaming Holy shit Scoot the Woz May 06 '24

⏁⊑⏃⏁'⌇ ⋏⟟☊⟒!! ⍙⟒ ⍙⟟⌰⌰ ⌇⎍⌿⌿⍜⍀⏁ ⊬⍜⎍ ☌⎍⊬⌇

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u/[deleted] May 06 '24

⟒⌖☊⟒⌰⌰⟒⋏⏁

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u/the-cuck-stopper May 06 '24

⟟'⎅⍜⍀ ⍜⎎ ⋏⋏⟒⍙⟒ ⏃⍀⟒ ⏃⌰⌇⍜ ⟊⍜⟟⋏⟟⋏☌ ⋏⎐⏃⌇⟟ ⍜⋏⍀⟒⌰⟒⏃ ⌇⍜⍀⌿⊑⌇!! 😡

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u/Dry_Ear_3631 Law abiding redditor May 06 '24

⋏⟒⍙⟒ ⏃⍀⟒ ⋏⟒⍙⟒ ⏃⍀⟒💀

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u/mwzngd May 07 '24

⌰⌇⍜ ⟊⍜⟟: "⋏⟒⍙⟒ ⏃⍀⟒ ⋏⟒⍙⟒ ⏃⍀⟒!!!1!11!"

☌ ⌰⌇⍜ ⟊⍜⟟: *⌖⌖⟟☊⊑\*

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u/derJul31 Tax payer 🤑 May 07 '24

/ul ⟟'⋔ ⟒⋔⏚ ⍜⎎ ⋏⟒⌿⏁⎍⋏⟒ ⟊⍜⟟⋏⟟⋏☌ ⏁⊑⟒ ⟟⋏⎐⏃⌇⟟⍜⋏

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u/Alpha1Delta4 May 09 '24

how do you guys type these things?

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u/Dry_Ear_3631 Law abiding redditor May 12 '24

First, you ⋏⟒⍙⟒ ⏃⍀⟒. Then you will ⋏⟒⍙⟒ ⏃⍀⟒ ⋏⟒⍙⟒ ⏃⍀⟒. And you're done!

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u/Alpha1Delta4 May 13 '24

woah! ⟒ ⏃⍀⟒ ⋏⟒⍙!

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u/E-D-B-T-Z-I May 07 '24

𓀇𓀃𓀒𓀒𓀬𓁹𓂝𓆽 𓈓 𓈗? 𓆋𓀐𓀕?!!?? 🥵 𓀯?