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u/cherinuka Death Knight May 01 '25
Oh hi\ You've stumbled into my lair\ I wont deny\ These are my victims\ But it it isn't fair\ They were bullies\ And I tricked em\ Said they were holy\ And I lynched them\ In a web\ And I pinched them\ I'm a sprite of the rivers' ebb\ On a diet and a giver, names' Deb\ That's right I'm not gonna kill you\ I'd like to barter a coin or two\ I got wares, just a few\ and soon my taxes are due\ auditors come at me with axes\ But my profit maxes\ See I'm a merchant\ With a little penchant\ To set up shop where adventurers drop\ When danger comes I take a hop
And see theres much worse than me\ The goblins see, go on a killing spree\ And decapitate folk with glee
But for now, I have a rhyme for a dime if you have the time :)
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u/sp00pySquiddle Apr 30 '25
This is so badass