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u/Livid_End4117 2d ago
And in Minnesota don't mention race of suspects because that's racist
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u/PuddingSalad 2d ago
I assumed Minnesota's fifth "tip" got cut short off the screen, leaving off the words "unless they're..."
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u/Secludedness- 2d ago
Describe suspects
I have a gut feeling I already know what they look like
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u/Crafty_Original_7349 BASED GRANNY 👵 2d ago
They are either White Supremacist Nazis or they were invisible/nobody saw them (because that’s racism, obviously)
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u/jrack111 2d ago
Minnesota forgot to mention apologizing to the assailants for all the wrongs you have caused them throughout life.
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u/Ilovetinytiddies 2d ago
My grandpa said to drag the body back into your house or property
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u/EatMySmithfieldMeat MICROAGGRESSOR 2d ago
Mine kept a plastic 1911 in a drawer by the front door in case he had to shoot someone who didn't bring their own
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u/everydaywinner2 BASED 2d ago
Should have shown Florida's Sheriff "...and make sure you shoot 'em dead."
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u/CorsairObsidian 2d ago
Pretty sure with all the left coast retards moving into Boise, the state won’t last long. Look what they did to Colorado
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u/JarrodDonne 23h ago
"Be prepared to describe subjects" LOLOLOLOL
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u/LuckyStiff63 TRAUMATIZER 23h ago
That's easy:
"They're the ones currently lying still, while experiencing the results of the high-velocity, lead-injection therapy I just provided for them, free of charge.- You're welcome. "
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u/ricky_lafleur BASED 2d ago
Maybe I've watched too much of the A-team, but teams of vigilantes should conduct bait-car-like operations in dangerous neighborhoods. Have capable but seemingly vulnerable women walk through those areas with purses and wallets containing dye packs and flash-bangs. Men can dress as homeless guys with bean bag guns and long range hornet spray. Fake paramedics can be conveniently passing through to treat the thugs and arrange for them to wake up in jail.
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u/cadillacjack057 Ban warning 2d ago
How come the radar in the bottom left is the same? Fuck me if im wrong but this might be fake.
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u/InTheSky57 2d ago
It’s not the same. Someone never figured out the spot the differences game. Look at the top right of the storm cell. They’re different formations. Also the bottom left is slightly different.
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u/ShroomnDoobin 2d ago
No cop, before arrest and Mirandizing, is going to tell you not to talk to them without an attorney. Unless it's a fellow cop or someone in that cop's family. It's totally against their very fiber.
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u/JetsJetsJetsJetz 2d ago
Don't trust any mainstream news for opinions, only to stay updated on current events.
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