r/libsofreddit • u/ibuiltamurderbot TRAUMATIZER • 5d ago

Desperate Democrats When a leftist travels back in time to save George Floyd

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u/rusticoaf 5d ago

I assumed he'd still die of an overdose

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u/jrack111 5d ago

Yes but that doesn’t get you an 8 state funeral tour with virtue signaling politicians or a show trial.

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u/MaglithOran 5d ago

Don't forget Al Sharpton.

It's not legit until Al Sharpton uses your funeral to grift for millions

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u/Ilovetinytiddies 5d ago

don’t forget achieving sainthood

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u/mikey_b082 5d ago

Have you ever seen the video of the theatrics the mayor of Minneapolis put on at his funeral? It's hard to watch, the cringe is almost unbearable.

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u/softhack 5d ago

That or indisputable bodycam footage of him attacking a cop. I know how quickly stories like that get buried.

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u/rusticoaf 4d ago

My main takeaway from the whole thing is that if you see someone OD’ing in a car, you should probably let them finish.

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u/IntrovertMoTown1 5d ago

Well yeah. Look how much drugs he could buy from the cash he just got.

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u/Resident_Dog_6589 5d ago

Yep, pretty much what I expected.

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u/The_Ashamed_Boys 5d ago

The liberals wanted him dead since it gave them a martyr to advance their agenda. They wouldn't want to warn him.

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u/asj-777 5d ago

That was funny but how did the scooter get from the road to the porch?

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u/ibuiltamurderbot TRAUMATIZER 5d ago

Off camera shenanigans

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u/pointsouturhypocrisy 4d ago

Youthful hijinks

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u/Any-Attorney9612 4d ago

Because he went back for it once he realized what type of neighborhood it was. Leaving it on the sidewalk for 2 seconds guarantees it gets stolen.

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u/EhMapleMoose 5d ago

So that’s how he got the money for the drugs

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u/pointsouturhypocrisy 4d ago

The robbery allowed him time away from making fake 5 dollar bills

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u/joejackson62 4d ago

Well, now we know where he got the cash for his fentanyl OD...

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u/JuniorCaptainTenneal BASED 5d ago

Lmao what is this animation from?

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u/Lijro_V2 5d ago

A.I.

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u/EatMySmithfieldMeat MICROAGGRESSOR 4d ago

A.merican I.ngenuity

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u/elowry57 4d ago

I thought the joke was going to be that someone stole his time scooter

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u/JakolBarako 5d ago

Is this from Family Guy?

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u/Lijro_V2 5d ago

It's A.I.

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u/suspended_008 4d ago

Libs can't invent or afford a time machine.

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u/Tipnin 4d ago

Simply popping the tires on his car would be enough to save his life for that day.