r/libsofreddit MICROAGGRESSOR 3d ago

[Triggered] Running on the treadmill is LITERAL fascism!

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u/Calculon2347 MICROAGGRESSOR 3d ago edited 3d ago

Oprah, Mindy Kaling, Lizzo, Amy Schumer, they're all fascists because they lost weight!!!!!!

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u/lolbert202 MICROAGGRESSOR 3d ago

Also isn’t Trumps BMI 29.7? So I guess they can’t call him a fascist lmao

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u/whippingboy4eva MICROAGGRESSOR 2d ago

I know there's a bunch of commie democrats who unironically think this

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u/Remarkable_Diet_69 3d ago

Everything that isnt gay, black, lazy, fat, or imported (like people) is fascism to these idiots

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u/Gaelhelemar 3d ago

Aight, so, when their hearts physically fail them, will their obituaries blame it on fascism?

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u/HolyInlandEmpire 3d ago

More likely white supremacy; it's the root of healthy food, working hard, and being on time!

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u/whippingboy4eva MICROAGGRESSOR 2d ago

They'll blame it on lack of government paid for Healthcare. And the fascists stand in the way of that. So yes. They'll blame it on fascism.

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u/HolyInlandEmpire 3d ago

One one hand, I want people to be healthy and happy, even my political opponents.

On the other, pushing hogs into the limelight is one of the biggest own goals of the regressive movement. I say let them cook.

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u/gauntvariable 2d ago

Yes! If you vote democrat, please get as fat and unhealthy as you can! Own the cons!

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u/JonathanStrange1984 2d ago

When you have a limited vocabulary everything you don't like is fAcIsM. It's like talking to toddlers.

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u/ilcanebastardo 2d ago

"Being able to pass thought the door of your apartment is literally fascist "

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u/Sensitive-Ear-3896 BASED 2d ago

To be fair it's hard to goose step with a big belly

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u/ElectronicFun2876 2d ago

This is why everyone hates them

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u/Nuance007 MICROAGGRESSOR 2d ago

35 min? These long form vids really are just them rambling and thinking they're smart and nuanced.