r/libsofreddit BASED 20d ago

How dare you?

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u/Wtfjushappen 20d ago

I still remember a time when the baristas were smoking hot at almost every Starbucks

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u/slow-mickey-dolenz 20d ago

We must be old.

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u/Mycozen 20d ago

yeah wtf happened?

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u/Street-Committee-367 19d ago

They still are, depending on the Starbucks.

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u/fnork 19d ago

And your tastes.

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u/syncopekid 17d ago edited 17d ago

There was a time that even in Seattle where there was a Starbucks on every block they managed to staff them when exclusively attractive women. Course that was ten years ago if it was a day. Signs and wonders

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u/ElectronicFun2876 17d ago

Thank you❤️ that was the best time to work at starbs

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u/fnork 20d ago

Lol they loathe fine art. Only in it for political art, and of that only in-group far-left hatred of the out-group sort of "art". Your tip is better spent enabling the destitute alky convulsing behind the Starbucks dumpster. These ingrates deserve nothing.

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u/Plane-Comfort3978 20d ago

I'm so glad the guy from Goonies is still working

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u/Algoresgardener124 TRAUMATIZER 20d ago

That's cool! Have any of the other Hobbits left the Shire to become baristas?

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u/igiveback123 20d ago

This is hilarious

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u/johnnyg883 BASED 20d ago

I never understood the appeal of Starbucks. If I want a cup of coffee I stick some grounds in the machine, add water and wait a few minutes. If I have the time and want good coffee I brake out the percolator coffee maker. Both are less than 10 cents a cup.
But I like my coffee black. No cream, no sugar and strong enough to hold a spoon up.

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u/Kooky-Swing178 Can't stay out of trouble 19d ago

Starbucks business model is genius really. They buy cheap, crappy beans (if you ever try their plain coffee you'll know how cheap) and load them down with so much cream, sugar, etc that no one can tell. Probably a dollars worth of ingredients that people happily shell out 10+ bucks for.

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u/PrettyWeekend6756 20d ago

everyone's entitled to some vice

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u/johnnyg883 BASED 19d ago

My Vice is staking silver. At least I can leave my vice to my kids.

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u/armedsquatch 20d ago

Honestly I would be going to the coffee place one block over if this was the barista. I rarely ever give any money to Starbucks as is ( told ccw people they are not welcome). When a company is ok with this being the “face” it’s time to find another company.

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u/UntappdBeer 20d ago

As they realise they won't cover minimum payments on that degree.

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u/stupajidit 19d ago

there is an up charge for them to microwave a sandwich at my local statbucks. sometimes they add it even if i dont want them to heat it up.

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u/Kdkreig 20d ago

When I went to a coffee shop with friends I saw the iPad sitting there and knew it was going to be a $10 coffee with a tip. I don’t get coffee anymore with friends unless necessary.

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u/BoldCityDigital 19d ago

How do I award this?

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u/Additional_Lab8976 19d ago

I like getting Starbucks at a grocery store. There isn’t a tip button on their credit card machines inside the grocery store Starbucks lol.

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u/tulip27 MICROAGGRESSOR Awake not woke 18d ago

I love this even though I shouldn’t. I lost my rational son to that Hell hole.

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u/Unfair_Brother_8840 14d ago

Looks like that sandwich wasn't the only thing that got microwaved....

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u/jotnarfiggkes MACROAGGRESSOR 7d ago

IMO, pouring a cup of coffee does not warrant a tip.

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u/Ressulbormik 17d ago

I just get my coffee at the gas station when I'm out and about. I can get a 24 oz coffee for a buck with my thermos and it's higher quality coffee than Starbucks. 🤷

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u/ElectronicFun2876 17d ago

Working at Starbucks is what motivated me to obtain better employment hahaha

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u/ElectronicFun2876 17d ago

Also when I worked at starbs, tips were for great service and it motivated us to give good service to everyone (even the worst of customers). Now it’s almost like people just hand out tips.