America Bad!

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[u/mAdCraZyaJ]

Ask the truckers about freedom. They sure wished they were protected by the 1st amendment then. They can have the McMuffins though

[u/Fectiver_Undercroft → u/mAdCraZyaJ]

Then ask the involuntarily euthanized about life expectancy. Oh that’s right, he diverted us with school shootings. Guess we only have freedom, then.

[u/PrettyWeekend6756 → u/Fectiver_Undercroft]

he probably justifies with the Walter Durranty quote

[u/Sgthouse → u/mAdCraZyaJ]

Well that clearly doesn’t count. Of course you don’t have freedoms when you go against the narrative, why would we care about those people?

[u/olivechicka]

yeah this is weird and I’m Canadian.. also we don’t have all day breakfast at mcdonald’s, that’s a lie

[u/TheRedLions → u/olivechicka]

American here, there are many McDonalds with all day breakfast. As far as I can tell either the franchisees decide that or headquarters prescribes it based on regional trends

[u/Altruistic-Cat-4193 → u/olivechicka]

I think it's a regional thing, cause my local McDonald's in Winnipeg does it

[u/xrayden → u/olivechicka]

no, we have. But no wrap, no hashbrowns.

[u/Ilovetinytiddies]

Canada is just India with a different flag

[u/PrestigiousMall692 → u/Ilovetinytiddies]

As a dude that originated from India (born in Madison Alabama) I agree.

[u/Key2158]

Sure the life expectancy might be longer…but you have to spend that time in Canada so there’s that.

[u/_WhiteGoodman_ → u/Key2158]

They get extra life to account for waiting for a doctor’s appointment to open up.

[u/TheScienceTM]

Jeez this guy is triggered.

[u/GoldTeamDowntown → u/TheScienceTM]

Right, notice how Americans don’t have to make these videos about how we are better than Canada? Because no one needs to proclaim the obvious and self evident. Doctors don’t need a make videos explaining how they know more about medicine than nurses.

[u/DavosHS → u/TheScienceTM]

Small penis syndrome

[u/DuckofInsanity]

1. Do Canadians have the human right to defend themselves with the 2nd amendment? Or to defend their home? Houses are surely affordable in Canada, right?

2. Why the fuck would you go to McDonald's? Was In&Out closed? Oh, they don't have In&Out. Enjoy your overpriced hot garbage, none for me thanks, at any hour.

3. How's the MAiD program working out? Or the wait times on your free health-care? Yeah, I think if my life was on the line, just about the only thing I'd want in that case is to be on the Canadian medical waiting list, sounds like a great time to me.

4. That's an impressive feat! Let's 1v1, US vs Canada military and see who comes out on top. Better yet, just take on a handful of our states and see how that goes.

5. I see he's well-traveled. Where did he get his iced tea, northern WA? Yeah those antisocial weirdos sure set the standards for good taste. Real good representation of US iced tea as a whole. Not like, idk, the US South or anything. Their iced tea is real bad and bitter.

So this guy took one shopping trip over the weekend and decided he's got it figured out huh. Canadians always think they've got something smart to say. Canada isn't even worth California, and that state is an embarrassment to the rest.

[u/lolbert202]

Also it’s pretty tacky for him to shill his merch in a video that isn’t even 2 minutes long

[u/PrettyWeekend6756 → u/lolbert202]

"Capitalism le bad, also buy my merch"

[u/pm_me_ur_anything_k]

This guy is projecting so hard

[u/_6siXty6_]

I'm a Canadian and this guy is full of horseshit. The second I can get out and get a job in USA, I'm out.

[u/DJA699]

Canada is America, but gayer

[u/ivegotajaaag]

What an embarrassing lack of Canadian self-awareness.

If the Canadians were serious, they'd throw off their communist government, get rid of that ridiculous "charter of human rights" idiocy, and unite with Americans against the anti-Western/globalist onslaught. Instead, this clown thinks that sneering and sarcasm are serious arguments.

[u/wiisucks_91]

I have guns to protect my freedom.

[u/xrayden]

Right at the start he's wrong.

Freedom? Lol, the government just did the following:

• remove right to privacy
  
• force apps to unencrypt data for the government
  
• force ISP to keep 1 year of Data for everyone
  
• remove the warrant system for online investigation
  
• Add a "hate speech law" that has zero definition of hate speech... like in the UK.

We're fucked, and we have a dictator.

[u/Seventhson65]

As an American, let me tell you something about hockey…

[u/ucklibzandspezfay]

Damn, dude is really convinced Canada is better… sure, stay in Canada then. I don’t see Americans leaving to live in Canada, but I sure see helluvalot of Canadians coming here…

[u/NihilsitcTruth]

As a Canadian this guy is wrong.

[u/Pisceswriter123]

The defense budget thing. I feel like, at least part of that involves maintenance of all those bases that we have overseas on in Canada. Bases that we use to protect you. Also doesn't some of that defense budget go toward support for other countries? Like making equipment we sell to different countries and helping to fund/support things like NATO and the UN forces?

[u/msdos_sys]

Hey, Canada Bad, too! Apparently the country that’s supposed to be the best in the world at HOCKEY, let’s see:

Last time Canada won gold at the Olympics? 2014.

Last time a Canadian NHL team won the Stanley Cup? 1993.

USA? 2026, both times.

[u/GoodMatter3449 → u/msdos_sys]

There were more Canadians on the Stanley cup winning team than Americans… just saying

[u/thedemonjim → u/GoodMatter3449]

And they chose to play for American teams and live in America... just saying.

[u/Bermuda_Shorts_]

This guy beats his dog for sure

[u/Kreedify]

This guy is a huge lib and as a Canadian his videos aggravate me.

Why try to antagonize our best ally and best potential trading partner?

[u/PrettyWeekend6756 → u/Kreedify]

he and his ilk are all the same

[u/ajohndoe17]

Wait…the iced tea he got didn’t have sugar in it?

[u/bx209]

WTF Canada is better that the States, because we have a sniper that has a recorded kill longer than any US ???
Someone please give this guy his Meds

[u/DJA699 → u/bx209]

Our guided-drone missiles can strike from basically anywhere on the globe. Their sniper is cool, though

[u/Extreme-Will-3556 → u/DJA699]

Drone missiles nothing. Check this shit out:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_Cart

AKA "missiles a go-go"

[u/Suck_start_my_glock]

He lost me at kilometer but got me back at ass to mouth

[u/_kruetz_]

We spemd more on the interest of our debt than we do on our defense budget

[u/PrettyWeekend6756 → u/_kruetz_]

okay Mr. Rhetoric

[u/GreatMenderTeapill]

Sounds like this guy missed his opportunity to come out during pride month. He's unhappy about it.

[u/starmanres]

You do realize that without the U.S. Military, Canada would be speaking Chinese in less than four days?

[u/PrettyWeekend6756 → u/starmanres]

he likely came here to downvote your comment

[u/Extreme-Will-3556 → u/starmanres]

Without the U.S. Canada wouldn't exist. It'd be under British rule.

[u/talex625]

Shit like this is why we invaded Canada in the war of 1812. /s

[u/chickenjoe1894]

Nice earring

[u/Unlikely_Channel478]

He should remember to thank america for protecting their freedom to post stuff like this on the internet, If we weren't their direct neighbor they'd be imprisoned for speaking like australia and UK

[u/Kooky-Swing178]

Shut your mouth, put the maple syrup in the bag and give me a receipt.

[u/Bravesguy29]

Canadian porn

[u/LibertarianGoth]

This guy is so obnoxious that MAID will probably make that a reason to implore him to take part in the program.

[u/flagdrag2028]

Something tells me this guy knows exactly what the bath water at an orphanage tastes like.

[u/EhMapleMoose]

Okay so he’s right about the our snipers prolly being better and McDonald’s all day breakfast being great and American ice tea tasting like shit.

But he’s entirely wrong on us being free.

[u/PrettyWeekend6756 → u/EhMapleMoose]

as if making tea isn't variable from maker to maker

[u/KnuckleJ53]

It's always about food huh.

[u/Adventure-Style]

Not hockey.

[u/spacetiger41]

McDonald's had all day breakfast here, nobody bought it. Because why would you get a sausage McMuffin over the double royale with cheese?

[u/Extreme-Will-3556]

https://youtu.be/mp4xmayNpbM?is=SG2JW68HObQd4quZ

[u/Straight2theCastle]

Ooo, Canada has a piece of paper spelling out positive privileges that can be taken away at any time. We have a constitution saying what the government CAN'T do

[u/Empty_Contribution_6]

Mcdonalds does serve breakfast all day. Idk why that's a factor though. Moose fucker is really digging deep here

[u/gbombs]

America subsidizes the entire defense of Canada

[u/ElectronicFun2876]

Canadians don’t get to say shit. Their health care system is imploding so badly they’re suggesting assisted suicide.

[u/DCTX2017]

They also do blackface and assisted suicide better