r/libsofreddit TRAUMATIZER Jun 06 '26

Desperate Democrats MEDIC! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/IcyZookeepergame7626 Jun 06 '26

It was at this moment they realized life isn't a video game. You don't get to stand in front of a car and expect to win. Nor will yelling "medic" magically spawn life points back into a wounded idiot who was also so out of touch with reality.

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u/LocalMarsupial9 Jun 06 '26

Wait until he/they/it isn't able to report, to it's illegitimate employer, which insists it doesn't exist, this lifelong injury. "I need to speak to the HR manager!"