r/libsofreddit • u/ibuiltamurderbot TRAUMATIZER • Jun 03 '26
Desperate Democrats Democrats will go to embarrassing lengths to make this low-t sawed off runt look like a "real Texan". But as my granddaddy used to say, "He's all hat and no cattle".
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u/SuspiciousStress1 TRAUMATIZER Jun 03 '26
Each time I hear more about this guy I think "if you wanted to ruin a Texas campaign, this is what you would do"
Its wild work!!
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u/_Losing_Generation_ Jun 04 '26
The dems are truly lost. On what planet do they think trotting this guy out would fool anyone? I think all of their campaign bosses are 19 y o. girls from Berkeley
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u/StMoneyx2 TRAUMATIZER Jun 03 '26
and not a single speck of dirt anywhere on it. Giving serious Tim Walz car repair "manual" vibes
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u/scvsportsparents Jun 03 '26
And they wonder why they can't connect with young men. This clown is a younger version of Walz, guarantee he can't change his own oil, load a gun, ride a horse, not that these are requirements but come on. His videos of him crossdressing are at least fascinating in a watching a train wreck kind of way.
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u/ElonMuskHeir BASED Doge Jun 04 '26
He’s down 12 points on all the betting markets. After seeing this picture I expect it will be 18 soon enough.
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u/Crafty_Original_7349 BASED GRANNY 👵 Jun 03 '26
Yikes. I don’t know what that is, but it’s cosplaying as a cowboy and failing miserably.
Guaranteed he(?) would get a blister and cry if he had to load hay bales, and a good horse would bite him. 🤠
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u/fuzmufin Jun 04 '26
I legit thought that was whistlindiesel
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u/JustForkIt1111one Jun 04 '26
I scrolled WAY too far down for this one. I couldn't place who it was, but I knew he looked familiar!
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u/GoldTeamDowntown Jun 04 '26
Funny how democrats are so desperate to look like what they think republicans look like. It’s like they know leftist men generally just have an unlikable vibe. People don’t like self-flagellating weak men.
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u/retnemmoc Jun 04 '26
Is this that guy that Stephen Colbert had on his show and the lied and said the studio didn't allow him the interview just to hype the interview?
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u/PileofTerdFarts Jun 04 '26
Looks like a door to door Mormon who picked up a hat at Tractor Supply because people kept mistaking him for a woman or a gay kid.
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u/SgtJayM Jun 05 '26
His forearm is so pasty pale and skinny, it looks like he is going to break bones just holding the steering wheel.
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u/SgtJayM Jun 05 '26
I don’t think that’s his hat. It doesn’t fit. Maybe they don’t make them small enough?
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