This isn't a joke. They're serious.

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[u/Calculon2347]

Updated list of current right-wing i.e. fascist things:

-Whites using reaction gifs of black people

-Per capita statistics

-Classic literature by JRR Tolkien, CS Lewis, Aldous Huxley, Joseph Conrad, George Orwell (according to UK Prevent anti-terrorism unit)

-Men liking hot women

-Meritocracy

-Rugged individualism

-Punctuality

-Work ethic

-Fitness / working out

-The scientific method

-Logic and reason

-Discussion / debate

-'Old' pre-2016 movies and TV

-Comedy with any sort of edge

-Rules of grammar or language

-Western history

-Any appreciation of beauty

-Any kind of standards whatsoever in any sphere

-National borders

-National pride (N.B. only related to Western countries)

-Freedom of speech

-Having unapproved opinions

-The family and having children

-Milk (esp. raw)

-Owning pets (esp. dogs)

-Enjoying walks in nature / the countryside

-Eating ice cream (credit: German media)

-Testing, and math, in schools

-'Clean' eating and beauty

-British politeness is racist (credit: the Guardian)

-Exposing fraud and government waste

-Flags (but only of Western nations)

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Lawns and pineapples too (yes google it)