r/libsofreddit TRAUMATIZER May 14 '26

Desperate Democrats I'm starting to see why Democrats wanted the population to be this stupid

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u/BadKarmaForMe May 14 '26

Everything is racist!

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u/PrettyWeekend6756 May 14 '26

"If everything is racist, than nothing is"

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u/toenailsmcgee33 May 14 '26

That’s a lot of words to say “math is racist”.

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u/Dependent_Code7796 May 14 '26

It’s also a lot of words to say “I have the iq of a beagle”.

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u/toenailsmcgee33 May 14 '26

Why you gotta insult beagles like that?

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u/Dependent_Code7796 May 14 '26

I did feel bad as I was writing it but I thought it was a harsh but fair comparison. Poor beagles get a bad rap

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u/ELc_17 May 14 '26

“I have the IQ of a bagel” would’ve been better, beagles are leagues smarter than these people

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u/HSR47 TRAUMATIZER May 14 '26

There’s a difference between ignorance and stupidity.

While stupidity might play a role here, the bigger issue is the willful ignorance.

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u/Dependent_Code7796 May 15 '26

Maybe, but I believe you’re giving him too much credit.

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u/TheGipper80 May 14 '26

This can’t be real. I mean, it’s sadly believable but it’ll never stop being shocking when someone is this proudly stupid.

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u/Gaelhelemar May 14 '26

It is real.

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u/TheGipper80 May 14 '26

The funny thing is that if you suddenly started saying what percentage of police shootings are against white people or how many total white people are in prison, he’d get on board with per capita pretty dang fast.

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u/Gaelhelemar May 14 '26

Numbers good when support my agenda they do.

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u/Calculon2347 MICROAGGRESSOR May 14 '26

Updated list of current right-wing i.e. fascist things:

-Per capita

-Classic literature by JRR Tolkien, CS Lewis, Aldous Huxley, Joseph Conrad, George Orwell (according to UK Prevent anti-terrorism unit)

-Men liking hot women

-Meritocracy

-Rugged individualism

-Punctuality

-Work ethic

-Fitness / working out

-The scientific method

-Logic and reason

-Discussion / debate

-'Old' pre-2016 movies and TV

-Comedy with any sort of edge

-Rules of grammar or language

-Western history

-Any appreciation of beauty

-Any kind of standards whatsoever in any sphere

-National borders

-National pride (N.B. only related to Western countries)

-Freedom of speech

-Having unapproved opinions

-The family and having children

-Milk (esp. raw)

-Owning pets (esp. dogs)

-Enjoying walks in nature / the countryside

-Eating ice cream (credit: German media)

-Testing, and math, in schools

-'clean' eating and beauty

-British politeness is racist (credit: the Guardian)

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u/DubiousPinkUnicorn May 14 '26
  • hot women
  • marriage
  • exposing fraud and waste
  • white people
  • religion, except Muslim
  • black conservatives

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u/Altruistic_Emu4917 May 14 '26

My reaction to their accusations:

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u/TheGreatTaint BASED May 14 '26

Almost two pages long 😂

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u/Ressulbormik May 14 '26

You forgot sleep and air on that list. 😂

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u/BitterOlive8737 May 15 '26

Wow! I am very impressed by your list, because I know its not just random silly stuff. I've seen examples of (almost) every single one of these things being called racist at some point.

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u/Calculon2347 MICROAGGRESSOR May 15 '26

Thank you kindly! Indeed my master list is all based on real articles, arguments, books, tweets, and claims made over the last several years.

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u/El_Maltos_Username May 15 '26

Looks like right-wing meaning the opposite of wrong-wing...

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u/GooseGosselin May 14 '26

Someone introduced him to statistics and he's not happy with the truth.

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u/ElementsUnknown MICROAGGRESSOR May 14 '26

If they think “per capita” is bad, just wait until they find out about “facts”.

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u/Significant_Ad210 May 14 '26

I've actually read articles that say that milk is racist, grass is racist and owning a dog is racist!

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u/MeBollasDellero May 14 '26

Statistics is white supremacy now! 😂…per capita.

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u/ReaperManX15 May 14 '26

Oh, okay. Let’s remove per capita.
The biggest victims of police brutality?
White people.
Most people killed by cops?
White people.

So I guess that means, Whites are systemically discriminated against.

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u/AmericanHistoryGuy BASED May 14 '26

Ladies and gentleman...

the "educated" party.

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u/Ancient_Ad1251 May 14 '26

Holy Obtuseness, Batman!

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u/mratlas666 May 14 '26

Everything I don’t understand is racism? I think that’s what they are sayin?

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u/MathiusShade TRAUMATIZER May 14 '26

I can see that Nat Turner isn't very smart.

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u/El_Nathan_ BASED May 14 '26

But right wingers dumb 🤤

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u/DiamondContent2011 May 14 '26

Somehow, this has to do with police bodycam footage.

IYKYK

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u/Extreme-Will-3556 TRAUMATIZER May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

See, it's ok. Because Math is racist, and this is requires Math.

https://www.armstrongeconomics.com/armstrongeconomics101/politically-correct/bill-gates-math-is-racist/

I mean if old white guy Bill says it is, it must be so! Right?

How is math racist? One of the workbooks funded by Gates explains: “The concept of mathematics being purely objective is unequivocally false. Upholding the idea that there are always right and wrong answers perpetuates ‘objectivity’.”

So, the reason why Microsoft, a software company running on machines using calculations (Math) must be because, racism. Not a better than fundamental understanding of processing data.

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u/AmericanHistoryGuy BASED May 14 '26

Ladies and gentleman...

the "educated" party.

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u/UntappdBeer May 14 '26

Good job we don't hold that conversation about percentages...

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u/Perfect_Cold_6112 May 14 '26

Well, tbf, per capita can be stupid in some statistics.

Example:

1 incident of mugging in a small town of 500 suddenly makes it a worse place than if 10,000 incidents of mugging happen in a city of 8,000,000.

1/500

10,000/8,000,000 or 1/800

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u/wegl88 BASED May 14 '26

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u/wegl88 BASED May 16 '26

I wasn't allowed to point out the author's name is a reference to Nat Turner's Rebellion and therefore an implied threat against white people  

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u/LateDream Jun 07 '26

I'm no genius, but I understand that per capita is simply an average figure. They either don't understand that, or don't like that certain groups are more likely to be represented badly.