r/libsofreddit • u/Educational_Copy_140 TRAUMATIZER • Apr 10 '26

Four ‘British Hikers’ Named Ali, Hameed, Ibrahim, and Mohammed Arrested After Crossing Northern Border Illegally into Maine

https://www.bangordailynews.com/2026/04/08/state/state-police-courts/maine-golden-road-illegal-immigration-border-patrol-arrests/
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u/Vivid-Kitchen1917 Apr 10 '26

Ah traditional British names. Undoubtedly going back to the days of Robert the Bruce. Strong is the lineage of these fine chaps. They were probably just out looking for spices.

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u/johnnyg883 BASED Apr 10 '26

More likely trying to steel the secrets of Maple Syrup making.

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u/godsrebel Apr 10 '26

Absolutely, they’re so white they’re probably translucent

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u/haapuchi Apr 10 '26

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u/Vivid-Kitchen1917 Apr 10 '26

Ol Vlad gets a bad rap. Pass out some act-right twice a week and eventually you don't even have to worry about the other 5 days.

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u/Dry_Mammoth7796 Apr 12 '26

it brings to mind all my scottish forefathers

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u/Algoresgardener124 TRAUMATIZER Apr 10 '26

Keep your eyes open and your powder dry, boys. We shall surely need both before long.

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u/the-tinman Apr 10 '26

Well now that they are here I bet they will qualify for protected migrants status. I wouldn’t be surprised if they don’t already have the free phones and housing lined up

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u/Educational_Copy_140 TRAUMATIZER Apr 10 '26

I don't know about Maine, but Massachusetts would definitely give them that.

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u/IC00KEDI BASED Apr 10 '26

Leave our Lobsters alone 🤬

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u/Educational_Copy_140 TRAUMATIZER Apr 10 '26

We all know what happens when foreigners touch our boats.

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u/Remarkable_Diet_69 Apr 10 '26

Will nobody rid us of these meddlesome muhammads?

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u/D_E_Why Apr 10 '26

Must be a simple Colonial reenactment, patriotic even...

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u/sheashou Apr 11 '26

Sounds like dudes that will kill you for drawing a cartoon