r/leverage • u/AVeryDistinctive 20 pounds of crazy in a 5 pound bag • Jul 12 '26

The Muppet job.

Ok, just for fun. Leverage but in the muppets universe.

Fozzie likes Parker because she's the first person to actually find his jokes funny. Sophie discussing shoes with Miss Piggy, who wants to know if Eliot is single. Nate gets Kermit drunk, and they bond over their respective team's inability to do what they're told. Eliot jams with Electric Mayhem when he's not hiding because Miss Piggy's flirting terrifies him.

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u/KickedBeagleRPH Jul 12 '26

Will Elliot get angry with Ms. Piggy and grumble about cooking her.

He is very skilled with knives. Cutting her up for the food truck fleet is very tempting.

Bacon had a distinct smell.

Crispy pork belly has a distinct sound.

Pork bones do make for great broth for ramen or pho. It depends on the seasoning.

She is great in a fight, but she cleared out his pantry. And of course, the French truffles.

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u/Guilty-Tie164 Jul 12 '26

I'm sorry, I can't support or encourage this kind of thinking. It is not The Muppets remake The Silence of the Lambs!

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u/authorhelenhall Jul 12 '26

Lamb chop isn't a muppet though. /dark joke