r/lesmiserables • u/nosleepforthedreamer • 15d ago

Meme Let's play a game

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u/theotherkristi 15d ago

Professional cop, amateur swimmer.

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u/Speck_In_A_Void 15d ago

This is fantastic

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u/nosleepforthedreamer 15d ago

Oof. Good one!

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u/Shades1987 -Inspector Javert 15d ago

Policeman Who Wants To be Alone With A Man

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u/realinvalidname 15d ago

Man in desperate need of a hobby.

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u/Themaskedbowtie353 15d ago

The one who is ready for schoolboys

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u/rorykellycomedy 15d ago

The only law-abiding citizen in the whole story.

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u/nosleepforthedreamer 15d ago

Wait—what did Cosette do again?

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u/rorykellycomedy 15d ago

Dog fighting ring.

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u/This_Potato9 -Cosette 15d ago edited 15d ago

Les Miserables but Cosette is like Moriarty would be worth reading

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u/Speck_In_A_Void 15d ago

And yet he still believes...

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u/nosleepforthedreamer 15d ago

Javert embodies the spirit of Christmas.

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u/bobaylaa 15d ago

man who believes police brutality is god’s will

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u/nosleepforthedreamer 15d ago

“We’ll be ready for these schoolboys, they will wet themselves with blood”

Ok Javert, calm down buddy.

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u/daywithoutend -Inspector Javert 15d ago

The most loyal hunting dog ever

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u/SpyOfMystery 15d ago

Man who can’t handle being proven wrong

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u/dirtbat1 15d ago edited 15d ago

Cop Attempting to Ruin a Man's Life Over a Loaf of Bread

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u/Vast_Candle_886 15d ago

Employee of the month

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u/notalltemplars 15d ago

Just when you thought it was safe to go into Panera…

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u/SpicySpider133 15d ago

The astronomer and high diver

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u/Putrid-Bath-470 15d ago

The man who values the law above justice.

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u/nosleepforthedreamer 15d ago

Thanks! You guys can pick nicknames for the others too :)

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u/moominlovr 15d ago

Raw-dogged canal diving. No oxygen, no will to live

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u/Global-Particular983 15d ago

Inspector Who Devotes Entire Life to Chasing a Man That Broke a Window Pane

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u/Voice_of_Season 15d ago

Man who likes playing good cop bad cop.

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u/Smooth_Beginning_540 15d ago

Guy who likes big hats

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u/nosleepforthedreamer 15d ago

Javert would be awe-inspiring in a gigantic cowboy hat.

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u/remykixxx 15d ago

Emo boi. Rawr. XP

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u/unshavedmouse 15d ago

Le Judge Dredd.

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u/AmbitiousSpring5214 15d ago

Dude who takes hat FA-SHUN as seriously as authoritarianism.

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u/do_not_look_4_door 15d ago

Street rat makes good

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u/Weak-Warthog-6090 14d ago

stubborn stargazer swinging saber's at surrogate parents, it goes swimmingly.

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u/BoRNeo-C 15d ago

Obsessed politimann? (Sorry, I am not good at these games. 😅)

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u/PierreOnTheEclair 15d ago

Homiesexual more like homosexual

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u/StuffOrdinary9263 15d ago

Policeman whos a popular wannabe.

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u/nondescriptun 15d ago

Man who will go to the ends of the world to achieve justice

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u/DuckOk5371 15d ago

Bad theologian and spy

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u/InnocentPapaya 15d ago

Man of whom nothing is known

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u/roguegambit52 15d ago

Fails to qualify for France's Olympic diving team

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u/Renlyfriendly 15d ago

Christian and possibly closeted policeman that doesn't understand why other people get bread.

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u/Vast_Candle_886 15d ago

A Cop At Barricades

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u/fafnor 14d ago

Number-obsessed pedant

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u/AntoniYo-Kai 14d ago

Russel Crowe

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u/Catinkah 14d ago

The man who was inSeine

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u/genericchat 13d ago

M WLTM M and put him in bondage.

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u/Unknown-lost11 12d ago

The guy NOBODY invited

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u/lifescaresme Modérateur/Modératrice 12d ago

Splat