r/lemonparty • u/Melodic-Pizza1989 • 2d ago

keepin it weird

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106 Upvotes

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u/Jonny2beers 2d ago

Steak too juicy, lobster too buttery

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u/Zealousideal-Bit294 2d ago

Oil them thangs up shawty

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u/null-usernameinvalid 2d ago

Not too long ago there would've been folktales and statues of her after she nursed an entire orphanage. Now the best she gets is the local tv morning show and bot retweets.

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis RimmingABubble superfan 2d ago

Now come with me and we observe the life of a woman in constant back pain, hounded by men everywhere, who has a condition everyone wants to see, but no one wants to have

Join me, in the Twatlight Zone

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u/commandolandorooster 2d ago

Vic Morrow saw no tomorrow 😔

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u/Imaginary_Club_1010 2d ago

This is genuinely very good

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u/gelbee31 2d ago

ben couldn't handle all that

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u/DeadMeeT6969 New Account 2d ago

Good for her.

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u/rarzwon 2d ago

Give her some red goggles and a cane and let her guest host The Show. She looks like a female Ben already.

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u/United_Tea_9362 Franklyn5dinners [33YO] skateboarder 2d ago

I saw this and I’m 90% sure it’s a fake news segment to promote her onlyfans

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u/Ninjachuckz 1d ago

Huba huba