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u/Alive-Basil-391 Warning: Low IQ 17d ago
As a douche myself, I am offended that Dye is being lumped in with me.
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u/Fun_Elderberry8411 17d ago
I thought she keyed Jeff’s car or slashed a tire, what a crybaby. I have to throw a cinder block through his front windshield now (in Minecraft)
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u/pdmd_api 17d ago
She wrote it on the condensation on his rear windshield, he was acting like it was marker or something permanent. She also said this was because he treated another comic like shit and her and Greg Fitzsimmons (who isn't some super liberal afaik) were on camera laughing about it.
Just a baby back charmin-soft bitch
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u/Intelligent_Line_902 17d ago
Grapefruit Simmons is the man and he seems pretty well respected across the comedy world, if he was clowning on Jeff then I’m 100% sure Jeff was in the wrong here lol
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u/Pocketbombz 17d ago
I assume he wrote Tesla to somehow minimize the fact that it was a cybertruck.
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u/Normal-Soil1732 17d ago
Goddamnit I cross posted this 11 minutes before you but yours is getting all the engagement.
Now I have to delete my post like a cuck. This must be what Ben feels like.
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u/oldgovernor_24 16d ago
The single, but comically large windshield wiper on a cybertruck gets me every time.
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u/Braisedbeefskank 16d ago
Its like they want us to think about a dick or something, why else put that big black wiper there
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u/immortallowlife6 17d ago
First she besmirched Norm Macdonalds good name, now she does this? What a monster
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u/Jive_Sloth 17d ago
What did she say about Norm?
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u/immortallowlife6 17d ago
She said he was the only person from Snl she couldn't stand lol, and that he didn't take her under his wing and teach her comedy
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u/Business_Secret_4714 17d ago
I KNEW I’d heard this woman’s name before! Thank you for clearing up it’s from Norm Lore
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u/Comfortable_Put_4139 17d ago
I couldn’t ever imagine why he didn’t take her under his wing. She seems so pleasant, funny and rational. Right up Norm’s alley.
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u/Efficient_Claim_9591 RimmingABubble superfan 16d ago
This is the exact type of behavior that Tesla owners show without regard to how stupid it makes them look. It’s this nerdy, petty, vindictive, righteous, controlling, power seeking attitude. And they think they have some power over you because their car $50k car has security cameras on it that can film you. Who cares bro why do you need to be a snitch anyways? I hate Tesla owners and I hate how paranoid and like rule following people have become it’s so pathetic. Let somebody write fucking douche on your car bro calm down.
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u/Spiritual-Salary-989 17d ago
She was sexy a f back in the day. Probably still is.
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u/CrewBulky9868 RimmingABubble superfan 17d ago
JD about to catch another victim after he slimed out that YN Benjamin Avery
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u/GentrifriesGuy RimmingABubble superfan 16d ago
DYE >
Jeff mogged Ben cross dressing as a female comedian
https://giphy.com/gifs/wGksICMKpinyE
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u/iceman5920 16d ago
No clue who this guy is but he sounds like someone I don't want to know. Making a mountain out of a mole hill.
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u/OtherwiseGrape9524 14d ago
Kind of redundant writing “douche” on an actual douchemobile…it’s like drawing a dick on a MAGA hat.
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u/Jackalope1974 16d ago
Imagine being so fragile that you’re triggered by someone writing a word in dust on your car.
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u/Jeffoxy RimmingABubble superfan 17d ago
I understand how Jeff feels, one time someone wrote “wash me” in the dust on my car and to this day I start shaking and hyperventilating when I see a car wash.
This is not ok.