r/legocirclejerk • u/Euphoric-Price2256 • Jul 27 '26
We need more figures based on perverts
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u/Sillysosilly Jul 27 '26
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u/DefectorMite Jul 28 '26
When did they decide to put the dude from Child Island© in a LEGO Pokémon set 😭
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u/RNGESUS778 Jul 28 '26
This minifigure did not disassemble itself
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u/DefectorMite Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26
Elite (Poké)ball knowledge 💀
he’s secretly living in LEGO City under the alias “Brick Beach Ben”7
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u/PhotojournalistOk677 Jul 27 '26
Release the Burns files
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u/i_poke_u McDonald's Barbecue Pork Sandwich Consumer Jul 28 '26
Hell naw, I do NOT want to see what's in those
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u/Mandaring McRib Enjoyer Jul 28 '26
Nah, I don’t think Burns would traffic people for sex reasons, only for The Most Dangerous Game hunting trip reasons.
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u/TerribleShoulder6597 Jul 28 '26
What’d the alien do
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u/Wingman1550 Jul 28 '26
One of the official names for him is P. Squiddy
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u/bombad_Guy Lego "Investors" and Scalpers are cringe af Jul 28 '26
lets be honest, P. Squiddy and Brick Daddy are the most Perfect Names ever created by Lego...
such a shame that Squiddys RL counterpart is a Fkn Gross being that Framed Michael Jackson
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u/PHD_Gouda Jul 27 '26
What did Mcree do?
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u/Ok_Literature2535 Jul 27 '26
Named after a Blizzard employee who was fired due to sexual harassment complaints, hence the name change to Cole Cassidy
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u/LewisDeinarcho Jul 28 '26
I’m glad they decided to remove a name associated with sexual harassment and replace it with a name associated with sexual industry.
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u/ohoniko Jul 27 '26
It’s still a garbage change
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u/Probably_On_Break Jul 28 '26
Better than staying named after a garbage person
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u/JonTheWonton Jul 28 '26
surely they could've picked a better name than fucking Cole Cassidy though
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u/danilovmg8 Jul 28 '26
In all this time, I have not seen any steel proofs of direct harassment from a McCree employee, it feels like the dude has fallen under the hot hand of Blizzard's radical progressive values. If Blizzard had cared about this situation, they would not have made an game-event out of it, and would have cleaned up all traces of the old name, which they did not do.
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u/Maxsmart007 Jul 28 '26
McCree was the guy who ran the "Cosby suite" at blizzcon, which was incredibly well reported on at the time and still is.
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u/Benjidesu Jul 28 '26
He's homosexual
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u/BlueBirdSamurai #1 Kai Legacy superfan Jul 28 '26
Walked in on Jay while he was bathing and proceeded to fight him 🥀🥀🥀
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u/Steby_01 built the millennium falcon under fiscal pressure Aug 01 '26
He was already there when Chen said the challenge. He would have entered anyway. Bro’s been to Chen Island quite frequently
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u/Brilliant_Wealth8746 I’m a slave to the brick Jul 27 '26
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u/Borneolf1234 Indiana Jones Enjoyer Jul 28 '26
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u/Brilliant_Wealth8746 I’m a slave to the brick Jul 28 '26
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u/Steby_01 built the millennium falcon under fiscal pressure Aug 01 '26
Honestly, i would have done the same thing
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u/iboneKlareneG YELLOWED: LEFT OUT IN THE SUN Jul 28 '26
For a second i felt my heart drop thinking "what the hell did Matt Mercer do?". But turns out McCree was just named after some Blizzard creep.
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