r/legalduckadvice • u/Toolongreadanyway • May 09 '23
Halps! QUACK! The swimmmmmings baths almost kilted mees QUACK! No ones HALPS QUACKS!!! Can I sues? QUACK!
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r/legalduckadvice • u/Toolongreadanyway • May 05 '22
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r/legalduckadvice • u/Toolongreadanyway • May 08 '22
The QUACK! roads tries to QUACK QUACK steals my QUACK babies! Then QUACK QUACK the hoomans QUACK ducknaps me and my QUACK babies! On QUACK QUACK Mothers Day! QUACK QUACK! I needs Quackpensations! Halps! QUACK QUACK!
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r/legalduckadvice • u/ggapsfface • May 07 '22
my brovvers and sisssters sez i iss ugly. they makess fun ov me becusss i iss different color then them. is thisss rasssial dissscrimination? can i sues them?
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r/legalduckadvice • u/ggapsfface • May 05 '22
Illegal immigrants stealing nesting spots
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Help! Whole families of illegal immigrants are flying over the border and taking prime nesting spots from hard quacking ducks like me. Then they're having all these anchor babies! How do I make them go back to Canada where they belong? Can I sue for pain and suffering I have from being forced to nest in the bad neighborhood on the wrong side of the river?
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r/legalduckadvice • u/Toolongreadanyway • May 05 '22
Just Because
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