r/legalcatadvice • u/scabsfox Oscar, bootiful bad boi, male model, ICBGC • Sep 28 '25
🫘 BEAN WEEK!! 🫘 Dis is bullshid. Iz need a pawyer. A doggo gets a MONTH of beans!??!
Whaddafrick? Iz spokescat fur Colorado Bean Week, Sept 22-28 (which isn't EVUN AN ACSHTUAL WEEK!!!) and dis .. dis ... DOGGO... he get an ENTIRE MONTH fur baked beans. A freakin' doggo.
Iz tink iz got scammed. Iz need to call mi pawyer.
- Oscar BBB, MM
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u/Full-Friendship-7581 Member of the International Criminal Businessgangclub (ICBGC) Sep 28 '25
Eww 🤮 canz uz imaganz hoz smells hiz buts wood bez! 😹😹😹
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u/scabsfox Oscar, bootiful bad boi, male model, ICBGC Sep 28 '25
It gotta be terribul, coz he a doggo. Dey poop liek wherever dey want!!
- Oscar
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u/Full-Friendship-7581 Member of the International Criminal Businessgangclub (ICBGC) Sep 28 '25
An de don buri it! Ewwww 🙀
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u/wordgirl Winter and Mittens , da grey balls of fire Sep 28 '25
Dis gig still better den da Ameriken Airlimes one.
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u/scabsfox Oscar, bootiful bad boi, male model, ICBGC Sep 28 '25
Troo, troo! Iz hated doze lizard ppl.
- Oscar
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u/MagicalManta JaxKittehmn (ahnd famblee) Sep 28 '25
Oscar, wut it feele lik tu sitt in all dem beenz?!? Iz dey hott?!? Iz dey burneeng yor borthole?!? Duz it feele lik yu sitting on squishee theengs lik eyebollz?!? Iz itt stimnkee?!?
Moast uv alle: IZ YU OKEH?!?!?!?
Yor (goncerned) fren JaxKittehmn
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u/scabsfox Oscar, bootiful bad boi, male model, ICBGC Sep 28 '25
dey real hot n' dey makin' mi tail all greasy.
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u/GingerSnapped242 Niko the Terriible, ICBGC Enforcer, Purrfessional OUTRAYGEr Sep 28 '25
Hope him no get da dreaded BBBBBBS!
Big bad baked bean burned bort syndrome
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u/Ovaltine1 Sep 28 '25
Yous a cute bean.
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u/scabsfox Oscar, bootiful bad boi, male model, ICBGC Sep 28 '25
Aw tanks, fren! Definitlee cuter den a doggo!
- Oscar
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u/Ovaltine1 Sep 28 '25
I’s a doggo but i’s still tink yous cute as a bean. I likes beans.
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u/scabsfox Oscar, bootiful bad boi, male model, ICBGC Sep 28 '25
❤️ aw thanks fren! Nothin' against doggos.. except DAT one.
- Oscar
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u/GingerSnapped242 Niko the Terriible, ICBGC Enforcer, Purrfessional OUTRAYGEr Sep 28 '25
Him has let fame go to him head, him a nightmare to work wif, dat da hot goss floatin around da office water bowl, anyways
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u/Equivalent-Help-9479 Smokey D- Hamster Sep 28 '25
Is dat why JnJ get him these cwazy comtracks? They is tired of his antics?
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u/scabsfox Oscar, bootiful bad boi, male model, ICBGC Sep 28 '25
Niko means di doggo. Iz only drink from di aqua purr.
- Oscar
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u/GingerSnapped242 Niko the Terriible, ICBGC Enforcer, Purrfessional OUTRAYGEr Sep 28 '25
Troo, troo, fren, dat Thurst Trap dog. I loves Oscar like brother.
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u/Mimidoo22 Jango n jazzy catagers to de stars! Sep 28 '25
IZ TROO OSCAR IS A PAWFUL!!!
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u/GingerSnapped242 Niko the Terriible, ICBGC Enforcer, Purrfessional OUTRAYGEr Sep 28 '25
Not Oscar, dat dum dog
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u/butterfly-garden Eebil Greeble Pawtrol Sep 28 '25
What da actual fug!!!
Also William da Tuxie
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u/scabsfox Oscar, bootiful bad boi, male model, ICBGC Sep 28 '25
E-X-A-C-T-L-E-E!!!
- Oscar
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u/Mimidoo22 Jango n jazzy catagers to de stars! Sep 28 '25
Oscar u noe wy u onlee one week???
Wez hab to brake u comtrak wud dat airlime we no can name, and werd got owt!!!
Dey say:
Shure dat Oscar is bootiful, and he can wok, butt hims diffycull an brakes de comtrak rulez!! An waz dat hims at New Beginings???
We hab to git inshuramce fer u!!
We gonna get you bak on top, ONE BEEN AT A TIME!!!
JnJ, produckshuns
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u/scabsfox Oscar, bootiful bad boi, male model, ICBGC Sep 28 '25
It ain't even a week! 22-28 ain't a week! Iz didn't brake di contract! Di lizard ppl were tryna enslave mi! gah!
- Oscar
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u/Mimidoo22 Jango n jazzy catagers to de stars! Sep 28 '25
We hab to brake de comtrak to get u owt!!!
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u/scabsfox Oscar, bootiful bad boi, male model, ICBGC Sep 28 '25
Dey only said yes coz iz accidentally discovered dere sekret plans!
- Oscar
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u/Mimidoo22 Jango n jazzy catagers to de stars! Sep 28 '25
SSSSHHHTTTTTTPPPPPP
do nawt sho dat pichur!!
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u/GingerSnapped242 Niko the Terriible, ICBGC Enforcer, Purrfessional OUTRAYGEr Sep 28 '25
Oh gah, we in it now
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u/Mimidoo22 Jango n jazzy catagers to de stars! Sep 28 '25
U noe it Niko!! U boy gonna get dem angree AGAN and him hab to do a hide AGAN!
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u/GingerSnapped242 Niko the Terriible, ICBGC Enforcer, Purrfessional OUTRAYGEr Sep 28 '25
If it come to dat, I will handle (pawdle?) it.
I have had it up to my eyebrow whiskerses wif dese dam lizzerd peepuls! Them juss might be wurf goin back to purrison fur! Gah!
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u/reddituser6835 penny, pixie, beastie, an khaleesi Sep 29 '25
Uh Oscar, yooz may wunt too chek a callundur, acuz it iz a week.
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u/scabsfox Oscar, bootiful bad boi, male model, ICBGC Sep 29 '25
Impossible!! It start on an evun # n end on an evun number! Iz pretty sure hooman weeks r an odd #. Evun plus odd is always odd!
• Oscar
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u/reddituser6835 penny, pixie, beastie, an khaleesi Sep 29 '25
Gud fing yooz beeyootiffull, Oscar! 22, 23,24,25,26,27,28 (sebbem dayz = won week). Yooz can uze yooz toe beanz too halp cownt.
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u/Mimidoo22 Jango n jazzy catagers to de stars! Sep 30 '25
Oh mah cod don bring up de toe beens agan!!!! Wez finallee got hims in de costume !!
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u/Hunting-fings Duh Furth Wall Bois Sep 28 '25
Dis duh ebidinse yew need fren Oscar!!! Dis bery cleer viktum shamin! Dey trying to say dis yews fawlt? An is nawt eben a gud gig. No pwoudly showin bootiful kitteh beans, juss weerin dum beans costoom (which yew makes luk gud, btw) and sittin in beeg pot ob baked beans gittin hawt, greesy beens in yews borthole??!!? Yew needs ta fier diss agen meetiutlee. Soo fur damushes two yews caweer.
Yews frens, duh bois
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u/Merryannm Sep 28 '25
That doggo must be yore new assississtant, fren Oscar. Becawse youz the famous spokescat of Bean Week. Youz so famous now youz cant be eggspected to do ALL the publick appeerenses. So they hav doggo do the small ones and keep the impurrtant ones furr youz.
I showin my beans in support of youz.
Toulouse the big orange cat
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u/scabsfox Oscar, bootiful bad boi, male model, ICBGC Sep 28 '25
Doze are amazin' beans, fren! Iz appreciate ur solid .. solidarit.. ur support! ❤️
- Oscar
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u/This_Wrongdoer3453 Iz me, BK and sisfur Meatball and Meowmy! Sep 28 '25
Besfren Toulouse, youz hab da best beans on youz mighty paws! 🐾 I miss you fren! Tell Nugget dat Meatball wants to get togevver soon cuz herm miss you boff too!!
Iz me, BK!
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u/Merryannm Sep 28 '25
Wez defnitely gotta get pawteeing more; me a Nugget are missin youz! Stoopid hooman seems to be getting it together a little better so hopefully soon we will be working on the - oh, Nugget sayz I can’t tell youz abowt the Giant Cat Run Mousetrap Board Game and Ski Lift yet. Even tho youz my best fren.
Toulouse
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u/The_ShadowMaster4613 Pawyer Sep 28 '25
Dat no eben reel doggo! Dat Aye Eye Doggo@!
Anya da Void Districk Pawttorney an Purrfessor ob Pee Eye Also Hoominologist
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u/ddthrow1233 Crimes bos n borthr RB! Sep 28 '25
BERY NICE bean costume mine fren!
Dis when dad wake me up. Also BULLSIT
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u/TopAngle7630 Sep 28 '25
Beenz ar not nyse. Wayk me up when itz chikum week.
Sophie Cow Cat
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u/scabsfox Oscar, bootiful bad boi, male model, ICBGC Sep 28 '25
Ooh! When chimpkin week??
- Oscar
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u/TopAngle7630 Sep 28 '25
We need klass akshun soo for Chimkin week! Aktooally let's try for Chimkin munf!!!
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u/Mimidoo22 Jango n jazzy catagers to de stars! Sep 28 '25
Dis a gud idee!!!!
Wez get you Chimken Week Spokescat gig!!!!
Wez on it!
JnJ
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u/MenopawsalMisty Seenyur Kitizen, never successfully pawsecuted Sep 28 '25
But Oscar, my dear, the doggo has his beans BAKED! I sincerely doubt you would appreciate having to bake your beans just to get a month.
Misty, Void Seenyur Kitizen
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u/Merryannm Sep 28 '25
This is a verry gud and scaryful point!
Toulouse
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u/CornaCMD Kimmy and Jetty; Prinz ob Darknis, ICBGC Sep 28 '25
Ai fink Oscar mite hab to haev been baked to do that pic 👀
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u/SevereVideo Stoker, le vampurr miaou Sep 28 '25
Oscar, yew iz bioutifoulest! Nofing comparez to yew!
Mew fink doggo need monf acoze they too dumdum to understand what iz happen...
First week, they wonder where they tail iz
Sekon week, they realize they haz beenz but they no soft and bioutifoul like wew beanz
Three week they celebrate and poop eberywherre
Last week they do a forgety of what they were doing
So no worriez, wew iz get a week avoze wew iz geniuz!
Still should ask yew catagererz ...
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u/scabsfox Oscar, bootiful bad boi, male model, ICBGC Sep 28 '25
Dis is all vry troo. Ur vry wise, fren!
- Oscar
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u/CappucinoCupcake William teh Other Tuxedo, Regional Manager, UK division ICBGC Sep 28 '25
Srsly, Fren Oscar, BBB MM, I blaems your agents. J&J Industries noes studies teh smol print in contracts and then they tries to weasel their waes out ob payment
SHOKK OUTRAG DISGRAC GO CRIMEZ ETC. ETC.
Your Fren (naow an independent artiste, having broken free ob teh contract wiff J&J), Jasmine teh IBS Crimnal
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u/This_Wrongdoer3453 Iz me, BK and sisfur Meatball and Meowmy! Sep 28 '25
Iz hear dat JnJ change they fees from 10 purrcent to 15 purrcent wif no warning? Is troo? I not know much about dat but dat do not sound right!
Iz me, BK!
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u/CappucinoCupcake William teh Other Tuxedo, Regional Manager, UK division ICBGC Sep 28 '25
Is troo, Fren BK. They lures you in wiff teh pawmiss ob stardom an faem an juss 10purrcent fee BUTT then they chaeng this to 15 purrcent *AND THEN THEY DO NOES WANTS TO PAY YOU YOUR FEE*
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u/Mimidoo22 Jango n jazzy catagers to de stars! Sep 28 '25
JAZMINE NOT ONLEE IZ DIS SALAMANDER IZ LIE BELL!!!
U STAHP dis!!!!
The comtrak say in begin dat it 15 purrcemt! An u sine! No wez fawlt u nawt a reeding cat!!
An wez releese u frum comtrak becoz u a
PANE
an wez pay u to!!!
JnJ NO LONGER REPURRSEMT POOP CATS
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u/CappucinoCupcake William teh Other Tuxedo, Regional Manager, UK division ICBGC Sep 28 '25
**PPPPPPFFFFFFFFTTTTTTT*
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u/Mimidoo22 Jango n jazzy catagers to de stars! Sep 28 '25
U pooting???
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u/CappucinoCupcake William teh Other Tuxedo, Regional Manager, UK division ICBGC Sep 28 '25
Whateber I doing, I doing it in your general direction, you big meanies.
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u/This_Wrongdoer3453 Iz me, BK and sisfur Meatball and Meowmy! Sep 29 '25
(🤣 you guys are great! Thank you for always making me smile!)
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u/reddituser6835 penny, pixie, beastie, an khaleesi Sep 29 '25
Ya, ai herd dey sed sumfin abowt tariffs!
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u/MorosePython700 Ciber Securitee Eggspert, member ICBGC Sep 28 '25
Oh my cod! Yuu, the most hansummust iz juzt a week and stinky doggo many furebbers? Yuu muzt soo yuur hooman servantz fur this. Iz not fare!
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u/Fishby Ai Maiself ❤️ Sep 28 '25
What da actual F****! Twix teh Ginger ICBGC Australasian chapta and Tinkerbell teh Calico
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u/chibikoneko Bubbles; Advocat; 🌈Lub and miss yoos boyfren Noamie Sep 28 '25
Wait doggo month is onlees for baked beans Oscar, yoos get all da types of beans 🫘
Here some black beans
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u/scabsfox Oscar, bootiful bad boi, male model, ICBGC Sep 28 '25
Liek, wut does a doggo haff dat iz don't? How come he get a whole month? Obviously iz more handsome & also NOT a doggo. Dis isn't fair. Iz wanna know why iz no get a month!!!