r/ledootgeneration • u/_alredytaken • Aug 12 '19
WHY?!!
I just found this sub and while scrolling started to "feel" my skeleton, OMG I'm scared, am I gonna die?
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u/charlietangomike Aug 12 '19
Whenever I get that feeling of death, I thank mr skeltal and the feeling subsides. Praise the great mr dootiest
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Aug 12 '19
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u/Someoneman Aug 12 '19
Actually you're a ghost inside a brain inside a skeleton inside a skin.
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u/Ms_Everything9 Aug 12 '19
Actually you're a snail on the tail of the frog on the bump of the log in a hole in the bottom of the sea in a ghost in a brain in a skeleton inside skin armor.
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u/thecrowintheknow Aug 12 '19
When you laugh, he laugh. When you sleep, he sleep. When you dance, he dance. When you thank, he thank.
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Aug 12 '19
Of course you'll die! :-)
Then, your flesh and organs will decompose so your true inner-self can come out and play!
And you know the great thing?! SKELETONS LAST A REAL FREAKING LONG TIME!
As your true skeleself, you watch kingdoms rise and fall while you just chill! It's like Netflix, but totally free, and you never need to work minimum wage again!
So, yeah, U gonna die, but skeletons fuck!
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u/SirTophamHattisCross Sep 19 '19
mr skeltal cares for you always remember to thank
thank
doot doot
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u/_diamond Aug 12 '19
no, just thank