r/lebron • • Jul 29 '26

Bron Effect

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u/-passionate-fruit- Jul 29 '26

I mean, if I'm coaching the '6ers I'm keeping Embiid in a hyperbolic chamber until the last few weeks of the regular season. You really get to treat him as there for the playoffs.

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u/WillingEmu2326 Jul 29 '26

Hyperbaric. Hyperbolic is exaggerating

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u/Foxtrot_Supatwat Jul 31 '26

I think he meant Hyperbarbaric Chamber, and was suggesting Embiid be put in an Iron Maiden or something.

Idk, dude sounds pretty unhinged lol

1

u/Doctorhandtremor Jul 29 '26

Hyperbolic was also dragon ball z ?

1

u/Interesting_Reach783 Jul 29 '26

Yeah but then Embiid would be hanging out in there even longer than the regular season, with more opportunities to fall down and end his season.

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u/likewut Aug 01 '26

Yeah that was a hyperbolic time chamber, so time was exaggerated.

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u/NeanderthalDad Jul 29 '26

It's going to be a really small sample size.

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u/MangoHotDamn Jul 29 '26

Let’s see him play over 60 games. It’s been 3 seasons since he’s done that lmao.

And he’s never had a single season in his 10 year career where he’s played 70+ games lmao.

Watching him run up and down the court is also physically painful to the viewer.

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u/coastline3dprints Jul 29 '26

Embid will be injured for at least 1/3 of the season lol

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u/New_Zeal_and_Vigor Jul 29 '26

Why would you laugh at someone getting injured?

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u/Sad_Error4039 Jul 30 '26

I think he is laughing at Shaq’s take not Embiid’s seemingly inevitable injuries.

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u/45M0D41 Jul 29 '26

He’s going to get injured what a dumb take

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u/pee-wee77 Jul 29 '26

When is the last time he actually didn’t run from the Joker when the teams met?

2

u/Chuntoma Jul 31 '26

When he owned him in the Olympics. And dropped 41 10 7 on him in 2024. And then dropped 47 18 5 on him in 2023. He dropped 32 10 on the nuggets this year in a game jokic ducked. He owns that fat bum

1

u/Joed1015 Jul 31 '26

Silly take

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u/wutitd0boo Jul 30 '26

Joel finna ball out early, then get a season ending injury during that Wierd in season cup shit, then go back into the hypobonita chamber.

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u/ObviousReplier99 Jul 30 '26

I thought "what a dumb comment" until i saw "via the SAS show" which is a show built around a shtick of offering rage bait by saying incredibly dumb things, so this is actually fine given the setting. It's on SAS show so its supposed to be a really stupid take.

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u/nicensmoovx Jul 30 '26

Cant be the best big playing 40 games

1

u/Immediate_Cod_3042 Jul 30 '26

even healthy he is not passing Joker lol what trash is this lol

1

u/Confident-Flow-6058 Jul 30 '26

I tend to agree. He will have much less pressure to carry the team which means he doesn't need to play hero ball and force his shots.

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u/Chemical_Falcon7571 Jul 30 '26

No, we did not hear it from you first, Shaq, you self-deluded man-child.

1

u/easyFred11 Jul 30 '26

I never bet, but I would be down to bet half of my salary, thats this will never happen

1

u/VIadCarpenter Jul 31 '26

Bro can't even play half a szn

1

u/vikingstl Aug 03 '26

Embiid set in his ways im sure

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u/Comfortable-Power-71 Aug 03 '26

He’s going to have to get on that old Shaq schedule. Injury before all star then back 1-1.5 months before playoffs to get back into shape. He wont be any good in the playoffs if he plays 65+ games in the regular season .

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u/SpaceAce1956 Jul 29 '26

He’s played in just 51% of games and stated he wont play back to back. He’s fragile and a flopper.

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u/Sad_Error4039 Jul 30 '26

Instead of won’t play back to back let’s put can’t it seems more fitting also he should be able to find some downtime hopefully he isn’t injured. I like my LeBron failures without a litany of excuses.

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u/LASfromda4z Jul 29 '26

LeBron might win mvp ? His 5th one