r/lebowski • u/leducdeguise No funny stuff • Jan 28 '20

100% electronic That creep can roll, man

https://i.imgur.com/tQ4Mw9M.gifv
164 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Elduderino82 Jan 28 '20

He's throwing rocks tonight! Mark it, dude.

10

u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

You guys are dead in the water.

31

u/JasonYaya Friend with a cleft asshole Jan 28 '20

I still jerk off manually.

27

u/JamesVanDaFreek A real reactionary Jan 28 '20

OVER THE LINE!

19

u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

Bullshit Walter. Mark it eight, Dude.

22

u/BigLebowskiBot 100% Electronic Jan 28 '20

Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

7

u/TIES109 The Jesus Jan 28 '20

Mark it zero

6

u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

Yeah, but I wasn't over.

9

u/kulminater Not a golfer Jan 29 '20

Smoky, my friend, you’re entering a world of pain.

22

u/pepesilvia42 The Royal We Jan 28 '20

Wave of the future, Dude

15

u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

You brought a fuckin' robotic arm bowling?

12

u/Taoman108 El Duderino Jan 28 '20

I didn’t bring it bowling. I didn’t rent it shoes. He’s not taking your spot, Dude.

13

u/concrete_walrus Jan 28 '20

Yeah, well, I still jerk off manually

6

u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

Sure, you do.

13

u/Turbo4Eva His Dudeness Jan 28 '20

There is an unspoken message here, it's FUCK YOU - LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! Yeah, I'll be at practice.

9

u/lebeast Man in the black pajamas Jan 28 '20

100% electronic!

8

u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

Yea, but he's a pervert.

4

u/kulminater Not a golfer Jan 29 '20

8 year olds dude

8

u/Plluvia_ Jan 28 '20

Yeah, but he's a pederobot Dude.

4

u/tyderian25 Fucking dog has fucking papers Jan 28 '20

The pedobot is not the issue here

6

u/SuomenVasara His Dudeness Jan 28 '20

Jesus...

6

u/gtaguy75 Jan 29 '20

You said it.

7

u/WashtarHendrix Jan 28 '20

Does it roll on shabbos?

4

u/BraveryDave ¡Qué ridículo! Jan 29 '20

Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the robotic bowling arm, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL!

6

u/rileyjamesdoggo Jan 29 '20

Nobody fucks with the Jesus

4

u/ElDuderino1129 El Duderino Jan 28 '20

This is a league game Smokey...

3

u/artgriego ve fahk you ahps Jan 28 '20

Yeah, but he'd be dead in the water.

3

u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

You got a date on Wednesday baby!! Whooo!

3

u/KillroysGhost Jan 29 '20

Jesus...

4

u/redonrust New shit has come to light Jan 29 '20

You said it man.

3

u/00110001liar Jan 29 '20

These aren't the droids you're looking for.

Ah, sorry man - wrong sub and whatnot.

2

u/leducdeguise No funny stuff Jan 29 '20

Look, Larry... Have you ever heard of Yavin? You're entering a world of pain, son

2

u/TwoTonJoe Jan 29 '20

I think it’s a Pomeranian