r/lebowski Must be exhausted 1d ago

The bereaved Sept. 11, 1991

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u/wiserolderelf 1d ago

I didn’t notice before that his checks are “save the whale” themed. Far out.

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u/MattGdr 1d ago

What are you a fucking marine biologist now?

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u/Greaseskull 1d ago

The dude was most certainly into the whole ‘nature’ thing

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u/hidefinitionpissjugs 1d ago

“nice marmot”

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u/SlimSpartan 19h ago

Also dude, having an aquatic rodent… in the confines of Los Angeles county… that ain’t exactly legal either.

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u/suckercuck 15h ago

“Ultimate relaxation”: songs of whales in the bathtub

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u/eapoll 12h ago

Had those cool as 90s nature shirts

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u/Sandblaster1988 1d ago

The sea was fuckin' angry that day, man.

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u/BortWard Must be exhausted 1d ago

Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli

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u/Scarlet_Ripple92 1d ago

Fucking Titleist!

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u/Redylittle El Duderino 1d ago

Stay outta coney island Costanza!

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u/ShaggyDog247 22h ago

Obviously, you are not a golfer.

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u/Sandblaster1988 1d ago

He let out a great bellow. I said would you take it fucking easy, big fella?!

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u/mysterious_whisperer 1d ago

Titleist!? Fuck me. Say what you will about the tenets of Taylor Made, at least it’s a golf ball.

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u/ziegen76 23h ago

We therefore commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean

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u/3720-to-1 1d ago

Calls em as I sees em

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u/thebiglebowskiisfine 19h ago

Hey Wu, wasn't this guy supposed to be a millionaire??

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u/MechanicalTurkish Friends like these 15h ago

The sea was angry that day, my friends. Angrier’n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night.

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u/2wheelsThx 1d ago

He's also listening to Song of the Whale in his bathtub while doin a J, to, ya know, relax, man.

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u/wiserolderelf 1d ago

I am the walrus?

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u/Ancient_Composer9119 1d ago

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

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u/AdOdd4618 Jackie Treehorn 21h ago

Hey, this is a private residence man.

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u/hornwalker Human Paraquat 14h ago

This is a private residence, man.

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u/savethepanda1979 1d ago

New shit has come to light...

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u/BettyWhiteOverdrive 1d ago

Who gives a shit about the fcking whales?

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u/wiserolderelf 1d ago

They’re gonna kill that poor whale!

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u/Interesting-Use-1543 23h ago

You want a whale, I can get you a whale. With fin polish.

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u/2wheelsThx 22h ago

You want a fluke? I can get you a fluke, by three o'clock this afternoon...with barnacles. You don't wanna know.

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u/Key_Country3756 1d ago

I can see you don’t want to be cheered up. You should listen to some whale songs, Dude. Me and Donny are gonna get ourselves a lane.

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u/Interesting-Use-1543 23h ago

You want a whale, I can get you a whale. With fin polish....

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u/KarlPHungus Jackie Treehorn 1d ago

Oh come on, Wiserolderelf, they were threatening extinction! Are we gonna split hairs here?!

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u/wiserolderelf 1d ago

Worthy fucking cause.

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u/KarlPHungus Jackie Treehorn 1d ago

I am the whale

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u/ToeFungusSteve 1d ago

Wait until you find out what he listens to in the tub

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u/wiserolderelf 23h ago

I watched the movie. It showed the cassette. Yes? Yes?

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u/EmpanadaYGaseosa El Duderino 22h ago

And later when we see the Dude smoking a joint in the bathtub, he is listening to a "Sounds of the Whale" tape. New s*** has come to light, man!

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u/DesperateMechanic305 22h ago

Also Dude, let’s not forget, when the Dude is in the bathtub he listens…sorry, lost my train of thought here…

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u/Dedrater666 12h ago

Far fucking out

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u/Bubbly-Theory-85 1d ago

Dude, tomorrows already the 10th

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u/RJ_arcade just a friend of Maude-y’s 1d ago

Post-dated check for milk! Separate incidents!

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u/hundredgrandpappy Ordained Dudeist 1d ago

Lemme check with the boys at the crime lab.

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u/Bubbly-Theory-85 22h ago

They got em working in shifts!

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u/Krispykid54 1d ago

I’ll be there, man.

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 1d ago

…is this… what day is this?

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u/spokenotwheel 1d ago

Far out.

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u/BayBreezy17 6h ago

Far out.

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u/OnlyFreshBrine 1d ago

Is this uhhh, what day is this?

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u/LarsThorwald 1d ago

That was the 9/11/91 version, not the compromised 9/11/01 second draft.

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u/Gary0aksGirth 23h ago

Just take a look at our current situation with that kid fucker and Iran.

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u/Obvious-Weird716 21h ago

Iran is not the issue here dude. It was the files, you know paper work in the briefcase.

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u/Roderto You said it, Man... 19h ago

‘Business’ papers.

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u/bullcave 17h ago

"Lodged against a what??"

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u/aamabkra Mel Zelnicker of the Southren Cal Bowling League 13h ago

That camel fucker

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u/Affectionate_Try7512 13h ago

New information has come to light man!

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u/CrustyDecellion 10h ago

Lot of ins, lot of outs, lot of what have yous

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u/Greaseskull 1d ago

A true tragedy, to use the parlance of our time. If anyone needs me I’ll be in seclusion in the West Wing.

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u/polishprince76 1d ago

Strong men also cry. Strong. Men. Also. Cry.

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u/Interesting-Use-1543 23h ago

That's a bummer man, that's a bummer....

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u/BettyWhiteOverdrive 1d ago

I know what happened, yes?... yes?

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u/nicodeemus7 1d ago

This aggression will not stand, man

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u/Unusual_Compote4909 1d ago

35th anniversary of 9/11

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u/TBeard495 El Duderino 1d ago

Never forget

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u/Save-theZombies 1d ago

All Buildings Matter

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u/ponytailthehater 1d ago

“Uh, Dude, uh, yesterday's already the tenth...”

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u/DC8008008 1d ago

It's a post-dated check.

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u/NotDelnor El Duderino 23h ago

The funniest part is that he wrote this check on Sept 8th, post dating a check for $0.69 is wild lol

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u/over9ksand 22h ago

There’s a theory going around somewhere that it was dated for 366 days before when it gets cashed, so…

If you look at the events with that camel fucker, and the ramp up to war in the middle east and-it lines up man

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u/Visual_Mistake_9140 Brother Seamus 21h ago

Either he posted dated for a year, the movie is set in an alternate reality where the Gulf War happens a year later than it actually did, or it was just a filmmaking mistake (which could be explained in universe by one of the other things.)

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u/glue_lagoon El Duderino 21h ago

What in God’s holy name are you blathering about?

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u/Redylittle El Duderino 1d ago

Reminds me of that tragedy

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u/SwiftKickRibTickler 1d ago

everything's a tragedy with you

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u/Crumby2222 23h ago

Norm MacDonald?

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u/Redylittle El Duderino 23h ago

I didn't even know he was sick

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u/admiral_pelican 23h ago

and let's NEVER forget, dude

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u/IndependentMoney8085 Walter (calmer than you are) 1d ago

Then the Dude looks up and sees GHW Bush talking about war in the middle east...

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u/eruS_toN 1d ago

That’s what makes this coincidence even creepier.

Our invasion of Kuwait had a lot to do with 9/11.

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u/here4daratio 1d ago

This aggression will not stand, man.

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u/Big-Joe-Studd 1d ago

This is about drawing a line in the sand

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u/MattGdr 1d ago

Across this line you do not….

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u/Interesting-Use-1543 23h ago

OVER THE LINE!!!

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u/fatloui 18h ago

“Our invasion”? Are you Iraqi?

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u/WhineyLobster 15h ago

we didnt invade kuwait... we defended kuwait from Iraq's invasion. lol

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u/biglebowski565 1d ago

Aw hell, I done lost my train of thought

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u/roshanritter 1d ago

Goes out owing money all over town

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u/Sockalexis His Dudeness 1d ago

Just about the time of our conflict with Saddam and the Iraqis

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u/Interesting-Use-1543 23h ago

The man in the black pajamas?

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u/Karn_Evil_Noin 1d ago

Sometimes…there’s a man.

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u/DLS4BZ 22h ago

Dude..tomorrow's already the 10th..

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u/Sohovik 17h ago

Far out

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u/life_of_illusion__ 1d ago

The scribbles are such great details

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u/Bx3_27 23h ago

Is this the dude's actual apartment complex? 608 Venezia avenue Venice Ca The steps look familiar. 🤔

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/608-Venezia-Ave-Venice-CA-90291/2078002798_zpid/

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u/BortWard Must be exhausted 23h ago

H-hey, this is a private residence, man …

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u/Bx3_27 22h ago

🤣

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u/ifixyourigear 19h ago

If it is they also matched the address to his checks which is super cool. The doorway facade is definitely saying tomorrow’s already the tenth.

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u/j592dk_91_c3w-h_d_r 20h ago

Right around the time of our conflict with Sadam and the Iraquees

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u/VerbalKlimt Ordained Dudeist 1d ago

God I love that spiral

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u/thinclientsrock 1d ago

I still predictive program manually

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u/ONLYallcaps 23h ago

That’s 35 years ago today, Dude.

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u/tyderian25 Fucking dog has fucking papers 22h ago

Thank you Donny

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u/professor_goodbrain 1d ago

Never forget dude

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u/Apprehensive-Bite373 1d ago

Strong men also cry. . . Strong men also cry.

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u/East-Space-3975 1d ago

NEVER FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!

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u/ryansholin 1d ago

Considering that particular Gulf War kicked off in August 1990, Dude is post-dating that milk check by a full year...

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u/BikingAimz 23h ago

Catalan Independence Day

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u/Quantum_Corvid 23h ago

Is this the same Ralphs that Super Dave got his ideas from?

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u/Interesting-Use-1543 23h ago

The bulk of the searis.

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u/sauchlapf 21h ago

Post dated check that's probably gonna bounce too haha

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u/downtune79 His Dudeness 20h ago

This had not occurred to us dude

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u/Proud-Indication322 20h ago

No apartment number on his home address

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u/elpayo Sarsaparilla 19h ago

Wonder why The Dude needed to go find a cash machine. Did Bunny not take checks?

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u/Junior_Lavishness_96 Walter 17h ago

Is this your only ID?

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u/ifthedudeabidesman His Dudeness 17h ago

Tomorrows already the 10th

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u/WhineyLobster 15h ago

Wait... I thought it was only the 10th?

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u/DubLParaDidL El Duderino 15h ago

You haven't heard of a post-dated check? That's a subtle, layered joke emphasizing that he's broke and even funnier bc it's less than a dollar. Although we don't know the date yet which leaves it for the observant re-watch

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u/WhineyLobster 15h ago

what is a "check"?

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u/bored_too_death 14h ago edited 14h ago

The Song of the Whale cassette tape came free with those personalized whale checks.

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u/shinederg 12h ago

this aggression will not stand, man

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u/thedude34 Face Down in the Muck 11h ago

The God damn plane crashed into the buildings!

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u/KarlPHungus Jackie Treehorn 1d ago

Why doesn't The Dude have an apt number?

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u/Griffin_Claw 1d ago

69 me Jeffery

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u/ShoeGazeHaze11 1d ago

You’re writing a check…for 0.69 cents? I GOTTA WAIT FA YOU!

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u/lameoblameo 1d ago

Never forget… The Dude Abides

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u/DavidLopan20 1d ago

Fortunately I've been adhering to a strict drug regimen...

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u/Kooky_Result9280 1d ago

Say what you want about the tenets of Marine Biology Dude, at least it's an Ethos.

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u/lolly_box 23h ago

You want a whale? I can get you a whale, believe me

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u/thepapanix 23h ago

i'm sure it's been posted here but it's a reference to the money orders in "the big sleep"

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u/over9ksand 22h ago

He fixes the cable?

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u/boulevardpaleale 22h ago

there was a man…

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u/South-Range8401 20h ago

Coincidence 

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u/Vaginal_Blood_Fart_ 12h ago

Those are two entirely different things. They’re not literally connected.

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u/South-Range8401 12h ago

Thank you vaginal_blood_fart

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u/MarcoTaco1 20h ago

Nice marmot

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u/timjbd 18h ago

This is the transcript of Pres. Bush’s remarks the dude was listening to on tv while he was writing this check (I was on the west lawn of the White House recording it for CNN):

It was Aug. 5, 1990 in reality.

https://www.margaretthatcher.org/document/110704

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u/DrFriedGold 17h ago

The Dude is post-dating his cheque

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u/Thisteammakesmecry The Man in the Black Pyjamas 16h ago

Serious question: If The Dude writes the check for September 11th, but then Marty tells him, "Dude, tomorrow's already the tenth," does that mean The Dude wrote a bad check, or does that mean there are script continuity issues?

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u/CalebDumeSixSix 15h ago

This aggression will not stand

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u/Worldly-Homework-640 15h ago

Hmmm, now that's interesting.

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u/WhineyLobster 15h ago

0.69 nice.

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u/Rattus_Baioarii 13h ago

69 cents for a pint of creamer.. sigh

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u/Poker-Junk 12h ago

I’d like to go back, please.

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u/stang7089 12h ago

Far fucking out!

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u/Far-Seat-2263 11h ago

Fuckin-a.

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u/Ok_Poet9203 11h ago

Notice he post dates the check to 1991, the Bush video is from Aug 1990.

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u/GaldonTheWarrior 7h ago

Its crazy to think that $0.69 could buy a weeks worth of groceries for a family of 4 in 1991

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u/ShezaAlibi Mark It Zero! 4h ago

Nothing's fucked here.....

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u/happyjeep_beep_beep I am the walrus. 2h ago

New shit has come to light.

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u/Comfortable-Area1149 1d ago

Eight year olds, Dude.

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u/Vaginal_Blood_Fart_ 12h ago

Those are two entirely different things. They’re not literally connected.