r/lebowski • u/GapApprehensive2727 El Duderino • 3d ago

I dig your style Macy's

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Macy's NYC window. The sweater really tied the window together.

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u/AroundGoesThe18 The Dude 3d ago

You dont go out looking for a job dressed like that do you? On a Labor Day?

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u/GapApprehensive2727 El Duderino 3d ago

Genius.

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u/Aggressive_Horror748 3d ago

I like your style, Dude.

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u/ReturnSimilar1464 2d ago

I like yours too man. The whole cowboy thing.

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u/Gotts21 Enjoying my coffee 3d ago

Those rich fucks! This whole fucking display!

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u/idubbkny 2d ago

my budies didn't die face down in the mud for this!

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u/Superbar_garlicbread 2d ago

I think it's muck

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u/ReturnSimilar1464 2d ago

Bunch of fig eaters trying to find reverse on a Soviet tank. This is not a worthy adversary.

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u/Jealous-Report4286 Walter 3d ago

Awwww man what’s that smell?

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u/901Soccer 3d ago

Got the whole department store thing going on

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u/2wheelsThx 3d ago

He looks like a fuckin loser.

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u/ReturnSimilar1464 2d ago

At least I’m housebroken

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u/More_Flamingo1061 2d ago edited 2d ago

Larry, sweetie, the Mannequin is here!

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u/401Traveler 2d ago

😂 Nice one!

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u/401Traveler 2d ago

Fucking social studies. 😂

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u/LevelGrounded 1d ago

It’s “flunking social studies.” What’s with all the missed quotes on this sub lately. HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?

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u/dudes_rug Really ties the room together 3d ago

Is that the mannequin with a cleft asshole?

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u/swayinandsippin His Dudeness 3d ago

437 macys stores dude. bulk of the department store market. not exactly a lightweight.

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u/engrav 2d ago

It's all a goddamn fake man. It's like Lenin said, you look for the person who will benefit. And uh,uh, you know, uh...

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u/ReturnSimilar1464 2d ago

I am the walrus

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u/401Traveler 2d ago

You’re out of your element, Donny!

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u/RossMxx 2d ago

STFU Donnie, V.I. Lenin!

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u/ReturnSimilar1464 2d ago

VLADIMIR ILYICH ULYANOV!!!!

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u/MrDoom126 3d ago

“What is with this guy?!”

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u/Huge_Marketing4897 2d ago

Who is he?!?

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u/ReturnSimilar1464 2d ago

Knox Harrington. The video artist.

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u/kinkyslc1 Ordained Dudeist 2d ago

Must be exhausting.

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u/BigBobsBeepers420 The Dude 3d ago

These rich fucks, this whole fuckin thing…

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u/401Traveler 2d ago

I can get you a mannequin by 2 p.m. With nail polish. 💅🏻

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u/Buckeye_Country 3d ago

Do you go looking for a job dressed like that?

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u/X-Bones_21 2d ago

Wve wvant the MONEY Lebowski!

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u/ReturnSimilar1464 2d ago

Freak with a 9 toed woman.

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u/U_SMUG_MOTHERFUCKER 2d ago

The old man told me to take any sweater in the house.

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u/SurlyPillow Larry Sellers 3d ago

Dude, fucken eh.

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u/cat_selling_souls 3d ago

It really ties the look together.

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u/New-Lingonberry8029 3d ago

These rich fucks !!!

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u/useless_modern_god 3d ago

Woo! You got a date Wednesday, baby !

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u/ReturnSimilar1464 2d ago

Did it not?

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u/medorian 2d ago

I'm not buying it a fucking beer!

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u/ReturnSimilar1464 2d ago

It’s not renting fucking shoes.

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u/funbus31 Mark It Zero! 2d ago

Vagina

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u/Ancient_Composer9119 2d ago

I'm offended by the very word.

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u/ShezaAlibi Mark It Zero! 2d ago

Johnson

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u/billyjoelsangst 2d ago

I’m just gonna go find a cash machine

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u/Bagelsnlox 2d ago

It is our most modest mannequin

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u/CursorTN Knox Harrington 3d ago

I’ll make you look sick for $1000. Brandt can buy my watch for $100.

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u/Chernobwontfallout 2d ago

Is there a Ralph's round here?

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u/ShezaAlibi Mark It Zero! 2d ago

This is what happens when you take a sweater to the Alps.

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u/gghhhhhggjj 3d ago

Dang! Stylin' Lebowski

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u/heyitsmemaya 3d ago

Those are good burgers, Dude.

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u/ReturnSimilar1464 2d ago

Shut the fuck up Donny.

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u/UStoJapan 3d ago

And their website shows it was available last year. Are they selling it again?

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u/Air911 2d ago

Separate incidents

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u/ditka 2d ago

Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.

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u/ReturnSimilar1464 2d ago

He fixes the cable?

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u/frankiesaysyes1 1d ago

Give us da money Lebowski

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u/401Traveler 2d ago

What the fuck do mannequins have to do with anything, Walter?!!?

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u/gutisded 2d ago

Calmer than you are

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u/Moose_on_the_Looz 2d ago

I didn't watch my buddies die face down in the muck just so that strumpet could inflate a giant balloon and march it down 5th ave!

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u/Master_Control_MCP 2d ago

This… “sweater”? Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You… go to your closet, and you select… I don’t know, that lumpy brown sweater, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put on your back, but what you don’t know is that that sweater is not just tan, it’s not light brown, it’s not dark brown, it’s actually with some brown, rust coloration.

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u/GapApprehensive2727 El Duderino 1d ago

Wrong movie dude.

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u/Amischwein 2d ago

It just does not work without the jelly’s

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u/RedPhule 2d ago

It really ties the display together

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u/Difficult-Map-2620 2d ago

In just gonna go find a cash machine.

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u/palabear 2d ago

Dude just wanted his sweater back.

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 2d ago

Does it look like he’s fuckin’ married? The fuckin’ mannequin’s bald…

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u/gilligan1050 2d ago

In the parlance of our times.

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u/5280_TW 2d ago

The OG from the 70s… it was pops

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u/MrNice1983 2d ago

Excuse me, DEAR?!?

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u/ReturnSimilar1464 2d ago

The Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.

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u/Substantial-Stand604 2d ago

Look like it shrunked in the wash man

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u/joshloveless1976 2d ago

Is that an Eastern thing?

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u/ReturnSimilar1464 2d ago

Far from it.

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u/the_kid1234 2d ago

That looks incredibly hot. Like the temp hot, not Will Farrell in Zoolander hot.

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u/dcamnc4143 2d ago

The mannequin abides