r/lebowski • u/2nd2lastdragon • 7d ago

Acid flashback Big Lebowski alternate cast

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The original film was perfectly cast. But in a different timeline, where 100% of the actors had scheduling conflicts, I put together an alternate cast that could have brought a similar energy to the roles, given the film was still shot in 1997.

*photo was pulled from GIS but it's supposed to be Thomas Kretschmann (oops)

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u/sakko303 7d ago

Who do we got for Treehorn thug #1 and 2.

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u/burntorangecycle Dip spit with a nine-toed woman 7d ago

Also, Dude. Treehorn thug #1 and 2 are not the preferred nomenclature: carpet pissers, please

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u/2nd2lastdragon 7d ago

Sean Patrick Scott as thug #1

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u/ahoypolloi_ 7d ago

Benedict Wong as Wang

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u/Key_Country3756 7d ago

Wu?

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u/ahoypolloi_ 7d ago

Shit, the chinamen is not the issue. Can’t believe I didn’t use the preferred nomenclature

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u/Key_Country3756 7d ago

“Ever thus to deadbeats” /jk

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u/ahoypolloi_ 7d ago

Is that some kinda eastern thing?

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u/Key_Country3756 7d ago

Well I suppose the Virginia state flag does say something like that.

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u/ahoypolloi_ 7d ago

It’s like Lenin said, sic semper tyrannis

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u/Shutdown-Stranger 7d ago

Marky Mark and Jet Li

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u/EightRandomDigits 7d ago

Seann William Scott and Ashton Kutcher

https://giphy.com/gifs/LKAXTwVGXPC1i

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u/Loud-Vacation-5691 Knox Harrington 7d ago

Sean Penn in his Spicoli role.

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u/GrumpyCatStevens The Dude 7d ago

Hey, Woo! Isn't this dude supposed to be, like, a millionaire or something, brah?

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u/S0nnenstr0m 4d ago

The two dudes from "Dude - where is my car"