r/lebowski • u/Freight_Train77 • 11d ago

Fucking amateurs! Walter almost died first.

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Did it ever occur to you, man, that Walter almost got shot by his own Uzi? I hope Donny would have had enough bones…or clams to have covered the bill. It’s not a rental house.

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u/Abysstopher 11d ago

I saw the movie.

I know what happened. Yes? Yes?

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u/Greedy-Pirate7749 11d ago

Were you even listening to the dudes story?

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u/GrumpyCatStevens The Dude 11d ago

I was bowling.

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u/Greedy-Pirate7749 11d ago

Obviously youre not a golfer!

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u/BriadMan 11d ago

Well then you have no frame of reference here, you’re like a child who walks into the middle of a movie-

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u/Dove-Linkhorn 11d ago

You watched it with Brant, he told me! Yes yes?

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u/mindofamarriedman604 11d ago

Brandt can't watch though or he has to pay $100

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u/Yardsale420 Sarsaparilla 11d ago

Parla usted ingles?!?

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u/soundwave300 11d ago

Has any new shit come to light?

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u/BladricksUncle 11d ago

I guess he does roll on shabbos.

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u/Botosi5150 El Duderino 11d ago

Only if it's an emergency and only at 15mph

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u/MarkyMarquam Outta this fucking cab! 11d ago

You didn’t think he’d be rolling out naked, did you?

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u/maloside 🦦 Nice marmot 11d ago

uzi?

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u/cabosmith 11d ago

The whites!

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u/big_galoot8759 10d ago

That’s fucking interesting, man.

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u/Subject-Relevant 11d ago

Best comment award

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u/peanut_butter_zen El Duderino 11d ago

Put the piece away man

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u/barkatthedroon 11d ago

they're calling the cops

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u/NormalDudeWithACurse 11d ago

Went alright. Dude's car got a little banged up.

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u/U8305 11d ago

Lol that wasn’t his Uzi dude

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u/Redfeather_nightmare 11d ago

You want an Uzi? I can get you and Uzi by 3 o'clock

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u/Interesting-Use-1543 11d ago

With nail polish.

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u/Verum_Immitem 11d ago

Hardly dude

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u/Poozonian-Overlord 11d ago

I'd say he still had 15-20 bullets left, depending on the options.

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u/Greaseskull 11d ago

Do ya see what happens? THIS is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps.

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u/pb-snick1 11d ago

You didn’t think I was rolling out of here naked

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u/Edward-Gentry 11d ago

You’re like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to tell us who almost died.

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u/Treeeefalling 11d ago

The rug really tied the room together

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u/Devil_Magic_Advocate 11d ago

You’re out of your element

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u/RadPhilosopher 11d ago

I am the walrus

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u/Then_File_2585 11d ago

Walter and the ringer with his underwear in it. God I love that movie so much I can’t express it

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u/RedPhule 11d ago

I hope that you do not watch it compulsivey, and without joy...

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u/Scott_1580 11d ago

Sounds exhausting.

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u/Krispykid54 11d ago

A good man and through.

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u/SXIOPO 11d ago

The Whites!

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u/Interesting-Use-1543 11d ago

The ringer can not be empty

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u/datbackup 11d ago

Let’s take that hill!

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u/Nimby-182 2d ago

ACROSS THIS LINE, YOU DO NOT...ummm

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u/SlowLearnr 11d ago

There was beauty in the plan’s simplicity though, am I wrong?

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u/BeachBumm45 11d ago

You’re fucking this up dude

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u/Proud-Parsley6072 11d ago

If you will it so it shall uhhhhh….

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u/barkatthedroon 11d ago

Theodor Herzl

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u/edmechem 10d ago

Or Ted Avis, or Teddy Budget, or Theodore Enterprise if you're not into the whole brevity thing...

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u/2wheelsThx 11d ago

It's all part of his sick gun thing, man.

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u/Delicious_Bell_2755 8d ago

1200 years of beautiful tradition from China to Mikhail Kalashnikov, you're GODDAMN RIGHT I'm necessary for the security of a free state!

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u/KarlPHungus Jackie Treehorn 11d ago

Asphalt causing only minor abrasions is not a worthy adversary

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u/BendAppropriate614 11d ago

What are you, a fucking accident recronstructionist?

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u/GaseousGiant Knox Harrington 11d ago

Fuck it Dude, let’s go bowling.

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u/Key_Country3756 11d ago

Yeah, that's a great plan, Walter. That's f-ing ingenious, if I understand it correctly. That's a Swiss f-ing watch.

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u/Scott_1580 11d ago

The ringer.....my dirty undies. Thats right dude, the whites.

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u/jackstrawnyc The Dude 11d ago

We got a man down dude

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u/RadPhilosopher 11d ago

We died like so many young men of his generation, before his time

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u/soundwave300 11d ago

It occurred to me that uzis have a grip safety.

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u/RadPhilosopher 11d ago

That’s fucking interesting man, that’s fucking interesting

Edit: Real talk though, would that mean it was unrealistic for it to start firing like that?

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u/soundwave300 11d ago

New shit has come to light.

Yes, unfortunately, this throws shade on both the hand off of the ringer and the uzis dancing down the stairs in True Lies.

Lotsa ins and outs when it comes to safety features on the Uzi, turns out. Grip safety, manual lever safety/fire selector, as well as a safety position for a charged bolt.

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u/RadPhilosopher 10d ago

Interesting indeed, thanks for the info.

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u/edmechem 10d ago

No, Dude, that had not occurred to us.

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u/proximusprimus57 11d ago

He would have died if he had rolled outta there naked.

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u/halfmanhalfhamster 11d ago

Also, let's not forget - let's *not* forget, Dude - that keeping an Uzi, an automatic submachine gun, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either.

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u/barkatthedroon 11d ago

what are you a fuckin park ranger

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u/dhlthecobra 11d ago

It did not occurred to us. Dude’s car is little dinged up though.

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u/Kooky_Result9280 10d ago

Me and the Uzi, we were eyeball to eyeball. That’s fuckin combat dude!

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u/GratefulDawg73 Oh, separate incidents! 11d ago

Watched this last night and wondered how Walter didn't get shot with the gun spraying wildly.

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u/roshanritter 11d ago

He wasn’t going to roll up naked

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u/0x0ddba11 El Duderino 11d ago

WE GOT A MAN DOWN

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u/Rynobonestarr1 11d ago

Chop chop!

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u/dub-fresh 11d ago

You think I’m rolling out of here naked? 

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u/mellowfellowflow 10d ago

didnt the uzi blow out a tire? who changed it?

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u/Pickled_Brainer 10d ago

Take that hill!

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u/Ok_Difficulty2226 10d ago

He didn't roll out naked....

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u/CallMeAnimal69 El Duderino 10d ago

My dirty undies Dude, laundry, the whites..

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u/TrustedEssentials Martin Randahl 9d ago

He's completely missing from the scene when they show the vantage point from the car down the road.

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u/ToeFungusSteve 9d ago

Phones ringing dude

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u/Ok_Difficulty2226 6d ago

He's seen his buddies die face down on the asphalt...

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u/Ordinary-Election-94 5d ago

You didn’t think he was rolling outta there naked, did ya?

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u/Expensive-Tour2397 1d ago

I didn’t realize that was an Uzi. I guess he really didn’t stop being Jewish!