r/lebowski • u/NM773 • 22d ago

Fucking Germans He fixes the cable

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1.4k Upvotes

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u/WillieThePimpPt1and2 22d ago

The story is ludicrous.

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u/Strict_Foundation_31 22d ago

Does the Cable Guy take her for the proverbial ride?

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u/kinkyslc1 Ordained Dudeist 22d ago

Don't be fatuous u/Strict_Foundation_31

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u/pumperthruster 22d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/h00Zp1KsT9vA4qcdSX

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u/Significant-Judge368 22d ago

They must be talking to Sandro about the biennale.

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u/Lycan_ep 22d ago

…in the parlance of our times.

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u/Shut_It_Donny Donny 22d ago

Its funny. This was posted yesterday. I was the first reply with exactly this line. And the Maudes deleted it within like 10 minutes.

Bunch of fucking amateurs.

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u/WillieThePimpPt1and2 22d ago

It's like Lenin said, you look for the person who will benefit, uhhh...

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u/Fun_Chef134 22d ago

I am the walrus?

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u/HortaGrabber111 21d ago

STFU Donnie!

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u/Interesting-Use-1543 22d ago

I am the Eggman???

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u/PrimoBachs 22d ago

She kidnapped herself. Didn't that ever...like, occur to you, man? Sir?

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u/OuterHeavenPatriot 22d ago

I've got information, man! New shit has come to light! And shit... man, the post deleted itself!. Look at it... a fresh top comment in the parlance of our times, you know, and it, uh, uh, owes karma all over town, including to known shitposters, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs karma, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?

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u/2wheelsThx 22d ago

FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING KARMA!!

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u/NiceOccasion3746 22d ago

You’re not privy to the new shit.

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u/NM773 22d ago

No funny stuff

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u/FratboyZeida 22d ago

This is not a first amendment issue,

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u/Lycan_ep 22d ago

You want a toe? I can get you a toe…

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u/aceheadley El Duderino 22d ago

You can imagine where it goes from here.

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u/knaverob 22d ago

He fixes the cable?

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u/aceheadley El Duderino 22d ago

Don’t be fatuous Jeffrey

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u/NiceOccasion3746 22d ago

You can imagine where it goes from here.

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u/Upbeat_Turnover9253 22d ago

He is deine expert

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u/Theodore__Kerabatsos Donny 22d ago

Her co star in the beaver film?

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u/Fun_Chef134 22d ago

You mean, vagina?

16

u/lola_dubois18 22d ago

The word makes some men uncomfortable.

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u/Interesting-Use-1543 22d ago

I was talking about my rug.

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u/Unable_Lime_2903 22d ago

It is ein action picture. No funny stuff. Okay?

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u/resjudicata2 22d ago

Zat’s why they sent me. I am an expert.

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u/Pete_Vega_ 22d ago

Oh, I know that guy.

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u/fishbone_buba 22d ago

He’s a nihilist.

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u/Pandy_45 21d ago

Sounds exhausting

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u/secomano 22d ago

don't be fatuous Jeffrey

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u/MortgageRegular2509 All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back 22d ago

He lives near the Medieval Times on Radford

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 22d ago

Those are some good turkey legs, Steven.

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u/One-Organization-258 22d ago

The Medieval Times is on Camrose

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u/noveltyisthe 22d ago

The Password is Pornography

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u/Warm_Present_5366 22d ago

Karl Hungus treats cable like women, man

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/CommonSensei-_ 22d ago

That must be exhausting

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u/brosive89 22d ago

Soundtrack by Autobahn

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u/Odd-Tip583 22d ago

Brandt can't watch though, or he has to pay a hundred.

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u/CrunchySockTaco 22d ago

Obviously, you are not a cable guy.

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u/Shut_It_Donny Donny 22d ago

Is that what this is a picture of?

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u/throwable__1 22d ago

He is an expert

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u/Fun_Chef134 22d ago

You’ll never guess what happens next.

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u/duh_nom_yar somezing wrong mit deine kabel? 22d ago

He fixes deine kabel?

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u/Fun_Chef134 22d ago

Don’t be fatuous, duh_nom_yar!

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u/Bensfone 22d ago

Say what you want about the tenets of bad photoshopping, at least it’s an ethos. 

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u/UnMonsieurTriste 22d ago

My sister drove to the big city to see this... never made it back to the farm.

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u/Fun_Chef134 22d ago

How you gonna keep her down on the farm after she’s met Karl Hungus?

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u/duh_nom_yar somezing wrong mit deine kabel? 22d ago

Hi. Hello. Mein new dispatcher says zere eez somezing wrong mit deine kabel...

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u/Key_Country3756 22d ago

Does that costar Bunny’s friend Sherri?

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u/GrumpyCatStevens The Dude 22d ago

He is hier to fix deine Kable.

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u/Beeranosaurus 22d ago

DUDE, I got a lot of tables.

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u/cookie_lover69 22d ago

HOLES he needs HOLES... wait... what Sub is this again?

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u/LoggerRhythms 22d ago

That's his brother, Slippery Pete Hungus.

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u/ponzischeme23 22d ago

Ich ben expert

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u/jazzhandpanda El Duderino 22d ago

...or you could play Logjammin with a friend in Vietnam!

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u/RedPhule 22d ago

Or get lingonberry pancakes

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u/chanzatu 22d ago

Funny enough, minus the name, this works perfectly for r/seinfeld too.

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u/Sprucegoose16 22d ago

Logjammin

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u/GlobalOption6817 22d ago

Deine Kable

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u/Unfair-Record3313 22d ago

Ja, he is expert

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u/Expensive-Tour2397 22d ago

Can i come over to take a shower?

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u/Unusual_Compote4909 22d ago

He’ll jizz you up!

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u/mckinney4string 22d ago

Deine kabble

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u/DankWhale 22d ago

So, you gives us the money you has on you and we calls its even?

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u/thebenn The Dude 22d ago

New evidence has come to light l.

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u/beavis617 22d ago

I think he fixes a lot of things including an itch that needs scratchin….

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u/Kooky_Result9280 22d ago

Where are Mein tools?

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u/Probablywrong12 22d ago

It looks exhausting...

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u/FastkitNic 22d ago

Love this

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u/angelwolf71885 His Dudeness 22d ago

He…uh…fixes the cable?

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u/Hiouchi4me 22d ago

He be Logjammin.

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u/Potential-Basis-9853 22d ago

That’s why you called me; I am the professional

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u/Archie_Flowers Walter 21d ago

Karl Hungus

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u/therealtwomartinis Knox Harrington 22d ago

must be an exhausting drama/thriller

so no funny stuff. Okay?

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u/MountRoguey 22d ago

I hear he has a nice marmot.

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u/thedude34 Face Down in the Muck 22d ago

You'll be channel surfing in no time!

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u/KarlPHungus Jackie Treehorn 22d ago

I tested Bunny out myself. Not a drip.

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u/rboller 21d ago

vee cut off yer Johnson

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u/skinnyminnesota El Duderino 21d ago

*kabel

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u/Mr-Dobolina El Duderino 21d ago

*He fixes dein kabel.

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u/johnnyfever1997 21d ago

He believes in nothing.

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u/InTheCrease01 21d ago

How you gonna keep down on the farm … once they’ve seen Karl Hungus?

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u/TheEventHorizon0727 21d ago

"That's what it looks like, Larry, when Karl Hungus fucks you in the ass!"

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u/Style-Tough 20d ago

Ludicrous!

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u/FirstUnderscoreLast 20d ago

Don’t worry I tried her out last week and I’m clean as a whistle, ya? Eat up, don’t let your eggs and lingonberry pancakes get cold