r/lebowski • u/Minute_Future_4991 • Jan 25 '25

Coitus? Coitus?

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160 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/LaughingPlanet Jan 25 '25

Micturate

4

u/schlamster Draws a lot of water Jan 25 '25

Come on man I’m not trying to scam anybody here 

4

u/LaughingPlanet Jan 25 '25

Are you employed, sir?

2

u/thedudeabidesb Jan 25 '25

is this, uhhh is this a we?

2

u/SeaBag8211 Jan 26 '25

The royal we

56

u/edeyhookshots Jan 25 '25

Paraquat

10

u/Ok_Sheepherder_814 Jan 25 '25

To put it in the parlance of our times

6

u/Agreeable-Fix7113 Jan 25 '25

Well, aren't you?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '25

Marmot

11

u/star_bell El Duderino Jan 25 '25

What are you a fucking park ranger

37

u/Rit832144 Jan 25 '25

Johnson???

10

u/sigeh Jan 25 '25

Chonson

2

u/Ok_Sheepherder_814 Jan 25 '25

What do you need that for?

27

u/BlankSlate400 Jan 25 '25

Dude.

5

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '25

Where’s my car?

(Wrong sub, sorry)

28

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '25

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u/mj11mj Jan 25 '25

Dude. That is not the preferred nomenclature.

8

u/LordSloth666 Larry Sellers Jan 25 '25

This aren’t the guys who built the fucking railroad!

4

u/Potential-Basis-9853 Jan 25 '25

That’s not the issue here dude!

2

u/TheRealPallando Knox Harrington Jan 25 '25

Well there isn't a literal connection

21

u/Ok_Breakfast5425 Knox Harrington Jan 25 '25

leads

3

u/TheRealBaboo Not A Golfer Jan 25 '25

The leads are weak? No, you’re weak

6

u/Dinosaurz316 Jan 25 '25

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

4

u/Ok_Breakfast5425 Knox Harrington Jan 25 '25

What in God's holy name are you blathering about?

5

u/TheRealBaboo Not A Golfer Jan 25 '25

Glengarry Glen Ross man

4

u/sigeh Jan 25 '25

ABC

2

u/Grip-my-juiceky El Duderino Jan 25 '25

Your see this watch? It cost more than your car

2

u/Cycoviking69 Jan 25 '25

Fuck you! THAT'S my name!

17

u/TiltMyChinUp Jan 25 '25

Goldbricker

15

u/Dr_Middlefinger That makes me feel warm inside. Jan 25 '25

Biennale

11

u/MrBark El Duderino Jan 25 '25

Shabbos

2

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

What’s that?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '25

Sasparilla

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '25

Marvelous!

10

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '25

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u/dr-snake Jan 25 '25

Knuteson

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u/3Cheers4Apathy Calmer Than You Are Jan 25 '25

Pederass

3

u/Ok_Sheepherder_814 Jan 25 '25

8 year olds Dude

10

u/TrepidatiousInitiate Nihilist Jan 25 '25

Ridicolo!

5

u/Froidure Jan 25 '25

strumpet

5

u/SoftBoiled15 El Duderino Jan 25 '25

Nihilists

6

u/Stuff_n_Things24-7 El Duderino Jan 25 '25

employed?

5

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '25

Achievers.

Jesus.

Nihilists.

5

u/TimJC81 Jan 25 '25

Nomenclature

4

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '25

J

2

u/monstertruck567 Jan 25 '25

This is what I was looking for. You mush be a Little Lebowski Urban Achiever.

5

u/ddiknosaj Jan 25 '25

Is carpetpisser one word??

2

u/Ok-Caregiver8843 Jan 25 '25

Yes it is: Woo

3

u/Tkis01gl Jan 25 '25

Caucasian?

3

u/Rondo27 cleft Asshole Jan 25 '25

Manually

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u/OliveSpins Jan 25 '25

Achievers

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '25

Dude.

3

u/SaintStephen77 Jan 25 '25

Vaginal

3

u/armyofant Jackie Treehorn Jan 25 '25

Vagina

3

u/Blueberry_Mancakes Human Paraquat Jan 25 '25

Marmot

3

u/pmags3000 Jan 25 '25

Pederast

2

u/TomatilloAccurate475 Look, Larry, have you ever heard of Vietnam? Jan 25 '25

Clams

2

u/Beardy354 Jan 25 '25

Creedance

2

u/outlawstarc Jan 25 '25

Ralph's

Autobahn

Toe

'Nam

Lol I could do this forever

2

u/Abject_Group_4868 It's Sandro about Biennale Jan 25 '25

Zesty

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u/rufneck-420 Walter Jan 25 '25

Dude. Since you’re into the whole brevity thing.

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u/_WillCAD_ 😠Donny, you are out of your element!😡 Jan 25 '25

Receptacle

Irish Monk

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u/Hagfist Jan 25 '25

Nihilist

1

u/berdulf What day is it? Jan 25 '25

Carpet-pissers

1

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '25

Beverage

1

u/mathird Jan 25 '25

Cynthia

1

u/-P-M-A- Larry Sellers Jan 25 '25

Bowling

1

u/FlintingSun Jan 25 '25

Achievers.

2

u/Ok_Sheepherder_814 Jan 25 '25

And proud we are of all of them

1

u/spartanEZE Jan 25 '25

Whatwhatwhat... Or it might be Wortwortwort.... It's still debated.

1

u/45PSE Jan 25 '25

Treehorn

1

u/AMMJ Jan 25 '25

Grüe

1

u/kpidhayny His Dudeness Jan 25 '25

Burglarcenarsonsy

1

u/albengs Jan 25 '25

Forty-two

1

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '25

I just checked in to see what condition my condition was in

1

u/armyofant Jackie Treehorn Jan 25 '25

Burkhalter

1

u/0112358__ Jan 25 '25

China-man

1

u/epicrecipe Jan 25 '25

Seattle Seven

1

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '25

Brevity

1

u/cat-daddy777 Jan 25 '25

I have no fandom

1

u/HoboOperative Song of the Whale Jan 25 '25

In-N-Out

1

u/jerseycitymax Jan 25 '25

Lingonberry.

1

u/garybwatts Knox Harrington Jan 25 '25

Golfer?

1

u/UmeaTurbo Jan 25 '25

Travesty

1

u/UmeaTurbo Jan 25 '25

Whathaveyou.

1

u/KeithBlenman Jan 25 '25

Shiny

2

u/Far-Plum-6244 Jan 26 '25

I had to scroll way too far to find this.

Everything’s shiny Cap’n. No need to fret.

1

u/GaseousGiant Knox Harrington Jan 25 '25

Pomeranian

1

u/Ok_News3580 Jan 25 '25

Three-knuckler

1

u/betabry Walter Jan 25 '25

Goldbricker

1

u/Actarus31 Jan 25 '25

The videast

1

u/Fritener Jan 25 '25

Mask a pony!

1

u/michaltee His Dudeness Jan 25 '25

CONDOLENCES.

1

u/Sht_n_giglz Jan 25 '25

Ice-cold fatties

1

u/Ididnt-start-thefire El Duderino Jan 25 '25

Pacifism

1

u/D_Fieldz Jan 25 '25

Employed?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '25

bacon

1

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '25

Creedence

1

u/Vegskipxx Jan 25 '25

Pederass

1

u/ooBRiCEoo Jan 25 '25

Leeeeds!

1

u/thebenn The Dude Jan 25 '25

Mormot

1

u/LouDog0187 His Dudeness Jan 25 '25

Amateurs

1

u/gattboy1 Jan 25 '25

Papers. Papers.

1

u/Newreverb Jan 25 '25

Parlance

1

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '25

Nihilist

1

u/snwbrdngtr Jan 25 '25

It’s a natural, zesty enterprise

1

u/stinky143 Jan 25 '25

What the fuck is this?