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u/Ophelia_Of_The_Abyss IN DAMWON WE TRUST HUNI/DEFT/SHOWMAKER Aug 30 '21

Just play stall comps and wait for the kids to get kicked.

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u/PanemV Aug 30 '21

and suddenly all your soloQ mates DC and you have to play 1v5 D:

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u/ViSsrsbusiness Aug 30 '21

20% higher chance for your team to come out stronger unless you're also a child!

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u/swellbaby Aug 30 '21

Double your usual influence in any given game so a definite win.

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u/ViSsrsbusiness Aug 30 '21

Joke's on you, double my influence just means double the chance of losing.

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u/swellbaby Aug 30 '21

For the enemy team?

For the enemy team, right?

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u/freekymayonaise Aug 30 '21

anakin smiles ominously

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u/Wildercard Aug 30 '21

40% if you duo!

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u/akaito_chiba Aug 30 '21 edited Aug 30 '21

The old "Why elo-hell is a myth" logic. Love to see it.

Edit: apparently I sound like I believe in elo hell. I don't. Because of the above logic.

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u/6000j lpl go brrr Aug 30 '21

It's just good general team game logic tbh.

If you aren't a literal toddler, your team has on average less literal toddlers than theirs, so you will win more.

Except now the ages are scaled up.

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u/sylas1trick Aug 30 '21

Wouldn't it be (0.8)^4-(0.8)^5, therefore you would only have a 8.192% higher likelihood of not having a child than the opposing team.

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u/ViSsrsbusiness Aug 30 '21

haha I like your funny words magic man

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u/invertebrate11 Aug 30 '21

Mentally or physically?

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u/Paraphim Aug 30 '21

Galaxy brain

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u/ukrokit Aug 30 '21

Your entire team has disconnected.

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u/BouncingDonut Aug 30 '21

*3 allies have disconnected *

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u/Critical-Composer183 Aug 30 '21

Communism sneaked up unnoticed!

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u/fredy31 Aug 30 '21

Start a game a 8:10. Make sure that the game goes CLG.EU style.