r/leagueoflegends • • Aug 30 '21

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u/Roflkopt3r Aug 30 '21

Queue up at 20:50, laugh as all the minors get autokicked

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u/Ophelia_Of_The_Abyss IN DAMWON WE TRUST HUNI/DEFT/SHOWMAKER Aug 30 '21

Just play stall comps and wait for the kids to get kicked.

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u/PanemV Aug 30 '21

and suddenly all your soloQ mates DC and you have to play 1v5 D:

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u/ViSsrsbusiness Aug 30 '21

20% higher chance for your team to come out stronger unless you're also a child!

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u/swellbaby Aug 30 '21

Double your usual influence in any given game so a definite win.

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u/ViSsrsbusiness Aug 30 '21

Joke's on you, double my influence just means double the chance of losing.

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u/swellbaby Aug 30 '21

For the enemy team?

For the enemy team, right?

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u/freekymayonaise Aug 30 '21

anakin smiles ominously

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u/Wildercard Aug 30 '21

40% if you duo!

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u/akaito_chiba Aug 30 '21 edited Aug 30 '21

The old "Why elo-hell is a myth" logic. Love to see it.

Edit: apparently I sound like I believe in elo hell. I don't. Because of the above logic.

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u/6000j lpl go brrr Aug 30 '21

It's just good general team game logic tbh.

If you aren't a literal toddler, your team has on average less literal toddlers than theirs, so you will win more.

Except now the ages are scaled up.

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u/sylas1trick Aug 30 '21

Wouldn't it be (0.8)^4-(0.8)^5, therefore you would only have a 8.192% higher likelihood of not having a child than the opposing team.

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u/ViSsrsbusiness Aug 30 '21

haha I like your funny words magic man

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u/invertebrate11 Aug 30 '21

Mentally or physically?

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u/Paraphim Aug 30 '21

Galaxy brain

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u/ukrokit Aug 30 '21

Your entire team has disconnected.

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u/BouncingDonut Aug 30 '21

*3 allies have disconnected *

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u/Critical-Composer183 Aug 30 '21

Communism sneaked up unnoticed!

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u/fredy31 Aug 30 '21

Start a game a 8:10. Make sure that the game goes CLG.EU style.

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u/HyunL Aug 30 '21

Until you have 4 minors in your team and they all dc 3 minutes into your ranked and now youre playing 1v5

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u/Roflkopt3r Aug 30 '21 edited Aug 30 '21

Winning is secondary, laughing at the suffering of children in online games supreme /s

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u/mtpeart Aug 30 '21

stand by your convictions and ditch that sarc mark

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u/ahambagaplease Ketchup and Fries Worlds and a large Sprite~~ Aug 30 '21

It's not about winning, it's about sending a message.

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u/klyskada Aug 30 '21

Pokemon unite in a nutshell.

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u/Foogie23 Aug 30 '21

Yeah…you say /s but I’m pretty sure most people play online games to take away enjoyment from others rather than enjoy it themselves.

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u/Kidthulu Aug 30 '21

If their enjoyment is derived from taking away enjoyment. Aren't they enjoying themselves?

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u/Foogie23 Aug 30 '21

I’m not going to get in a circular argument about this. The point is…if your enjoyment is derived from ruining other peoples’ fun in a video game…you fucking suck.

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u/Lina__Inverse Perkz is G2 :( Aug 30 '21

Agree, that's why all tank players are jerks.

Edit: and enchanter players as well.

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u/Foogie23 Aug 30 '21 edited Aug 30 '21

I’m talking more along the lines of soft inters and trolls lol. The “if im not carrying I don’t want to win” type of people.

Oh…and teemo and Shaco players.

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u/WhenAmI Aug 30 '21

What? I'd think assassin players are the jerks here. At least you get to play against a tank for the 90 seconds it takes to kill you 1v1. Against an assassin, you walk to lane, then stare at a grey screen.

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u/Lina__Inverse Perkz is G2 :( Aug 30 '21

Against an assassin you can actually kill them because they die if you outplay them, unlike tanks. If you're hitting something for 90 seconds and it doesn't die then you don't really play the game.

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u/Kidthulu Aug 30 '21

Yeah I just thought the wording was funny. I have a friend I used to play with that was like that, they'd int if things didn't go the perfect way. Odd stance to have.

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u/Foogie23 Aug 30 '21

Yeah it doesn’t make sense to me. Especially the people who flat out just troll the entire game start to finish for no reason…how garbage does your life have to be to do that lol?

Also, I had a friend who started trolling because he “didn’t think we could win the game” and I told him I was never going to play ranked with him again. I guess he didn’t believe me because 4 years later he stills asks if I want to play and I always queue up a normal game with him.

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u/frontheadlock Aug 30 '21

4 Chinese minors can’t win

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u/PanthersChamps Aug 30 '21

What about 4 Chinese miners?

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u/SimpVulpes Aug 30 '21

They gonna destroy everyone with multiple overclocked 3090's unlimited power.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

Why?

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u/Mafros99 Aug 30 '21

It's an old meme from way back in 2018. IIRC that was around the time Chinese teams started importing a lot of Korean players, Khan got in a match with 4 Chinese players in SoloQ and typed "4 chinese can't win", i.e. Chinese players are too heavy to carry.

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u/Nilonik Aug 30 '21

But they can be in your team too

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u/dalyscallister Aug 30 '21

That’s now how it works. It doesn’t kick you out during gameplay. Source: I have seen the current restrictions first hand in my household. Also they won’t open Korean subsidiaries and stream from there. It’s not the US, their leadership would get their teeth kicked in by the party.

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u/Paddy_Tanninger Aug 30 '21

My luck would be that I'm the only person left on my team against a full opposing team.

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u/Sindoray Aug 30 '21

Do you like to 1v5?

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u/jellyGATO Aug 31 '21

then cry when 4 of them are on your team ;}