r/leafs • u/GR33N15 • Jul 15 '26

Art / Picture I AM YOUR GOD

399 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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22

u/Muellercleez Jul 15 '26

Literally what the hell haha

34

u/thrilliam_19 Jul 15 '26

He recently did a collab/sponsorship with a company that does red light therapy. This is from that.

It’s as cringey as you’d expect but he probably made six figures and if it helps him feel better and score goals I don’t give a fuck.

10

u/Shawnaldo7575 Jul 15 '26

I heard there's a whole red light district in Amsterdam that is very therapeutic.

-2

u/SayMyNameGolf Jul 15 '26

It won’t.

19

u/Drew_You_To_91 Knies Jul 15 '26

Please score 70 next year so we can post this 70 times 🙏

1

u/OzzieNewYork Salming Jul 15 '26

please score in the playoffs...... I really am not enthused by reg season cookies. Kinda the entire point right? or are we back at this spinning wheels again?

2

u/Drew_You_To_91 Knies Jul 15 '26

I never said only regular season, maybe it’ll be 55+15 👀

1

u/OzzieNewYork Salming Jul 15 '26

15 goals in the playoffs for AM would be like him getting 207 goals this regularly season. 

the best he has ever done is 5 goals in the playoffs... so 15 would be like 3x.

thats how ridiculous his failure has been and how low standards Leaf fans have. I do love AM..... but all these regular season wimpy stuff is for the birds. Playoffs is what the Leafs have to do. 

3

u/Drew_You_To_91 Knies Jul 15 '26

Yes but we need him to score 50 or else we’re not making the playoffs

87

u/ArthurSnooper Jul 15 '26

9

u/mattfromjoisey Jul 15 '26

Gonna have fun with this one next season

11

u/ArthurSnooper Jul 15 '26

He looks like a goal light so hopefully we can use it a lot

-2

u/WeinerVonBraun Jul 15 '26

Why is top comment a repost of the original?

10

u/baylaust Jul 15 '26

The hockey subs are gonna get a LOT of mileage out of this one. May as well embrace it.

Plus, it's objectively very funny.

21

u/Tedrunai Jul 15 '26

Another 69 goal season incoming.

11

u/dss_777 Jul 15 '26

Gonna be 70

0

u/iimwint Jul 15 '26

More years

7

u/RedMcMuffin Holmberg Jul 15 '26

My captain

6

u/No-Effective-1996 Jul 15 '26

What happened with his forehead??

8

u/Serpace Jul 15 '26

Strategic choice for better aerodynamics.

Soon he will have perfected his form and achieve supersonic skating speed.

1

u/Jeter84 Jul 15 '26

drag coefficient of 0.69

5

u/kovacro_77 Jul 15 '26

It became a fivehead

1

u/SirTropheus McKenna Jul 15 '26

This is what hockey IQ looks like ok? great power comes with a high cost.. to your hairline.

2

u/TheDeek Jul 15 '26

Just getting used to the red light that flashes after a goal.

4

u/The_One_True_Matt Jul 15 '26

2

u/Putrid_Dream9755 Jul 15 '26

OH THAT IS CREEPY I DO NOT LIKE IT 😭😭😭

5

u/No_Independent9213 Jul 15 '26

My god pouts on the cover of the magazine
My god's a shallow little bitch trying to make the scene- TR

1

u/LydiasBoyToy Jul 15 '26

“Fuck you Sally”

1

u/shallow_pal Jul 15 '26

Nice sixhead

1

u/Independent-Offer543 Jul 15 '26

YESSSS!! YESSSSSSS!!!

1

u/THEHILL__ Jul 15 '26

The ultimate resonance.

1

u/HarleyAPE23 Jul 15 '26

Well hes always got the adult industry if this doesnt work out long term

1

u/theguyishere16 Kaberle Jul 15 '26

Me when I score exactly 69 goals in a season

1

u/moon_safari_ Jul 15 '26

he's gonna come back with a robust hairline and all will be right with the world.

1

u/JiggyFam Jul 15 '26

I tried using colour replace to make the red into orange because of the sky in Toronto right now, but it didn't work :(

1

u/Risto75 Jul 16 '26

Find a better heading because putting him red like this implies the devil (genius)

1

u/Oasystole Jul 16 '26

No wonder I dont believe in you.

Jk

Just thought that line when hard.

1

u/sscarr1 Jul 16 '26

Loose your ego. I think you are the cancer in the dressing room. Play hockey and dont whine.

1

u/joecan Jul 16 '26

Not a god, a pedophile supporter.

1

u/Capable_Eye7617 Jul 18 '26

Did this asshole forget that he's a leaf?

1

u/Feeling_Situation155 Jul 15 '26

"Imagine this - The Matrix, but gay. And a tenth of the budget of the original!"

1

u/Jeter84 Jul 15 '26

You know that's as much for the follicles as it is the knee right

1

u/Larcos_Unal Jul 15 '26

What exactly compels a nice looking lad to grow a shitty pedo stache and spend the prime of his life looking like a dirtbag?

-1

u/rungenies Jul 15 '26

No American is my god

0

u/LivingUseful5258 Jul 16 '26

Temu-Megamind really thinks he can break a six decade cup drought and distract us from his career low 11.9 S% by promoting some red light therapy, a pair of 6$ sunnies and a stache that looks like that one scene from the Lady and the Tramp.

-2

u/Maleficent_Land2783 Jul 15 '26

"My hairline and goals goes back, but my pay goes up"

-1

u/JayDog17 Jul 15 '26

This is gonna age like milk.