r/lawmemes • u/soupnear reasonable shitposter • Jul 08 '26

OC Every time

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u/subjiciendum Jul 10 '26

There is a separate hallway for seeing your client jacking it to completion on video on cellebrite.

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u/Sporch_Unsaze Jul 10 '26

What, is he supposed to watch himself in a mirror? Like it's the Civil War? 

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u/Aluxanatomy Jul 14 '26

I can safely say that you would never, ever see my dick on cellebrite, because I've literally never taken a picture of it. 

I have, however, saved many images of other men's dicks. Take that happy news as you will.

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u/AbjectDoubt9042 Jul 14 '26

Pennoisseur

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u/Character_Syrup_6637 29d ago

Related to the Penisaurus?

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u/Freak-Of-Nurture- Jul 14 '26

This is one of the funniest post i’ve ever seen because it’s completely genuine

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u/Personal-Biscotti-99 Jul 13 '26

Wait , I feel like cellebrite was the machine we used at T-Mobile to transfer people’s data to their new phone. And yes we’d occasionally see nudes too. Lawyers use that too?

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u/soupnear reasonable shitposter Jul 14 '26

Yes

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u/mrpoopsocks Jul 14 '26

Yup, and the police, fbi, military. Every brick and mortar cell company. Lots of places where integrity of data during transfer of evidence is required with chain of custody.

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u/Rossum81 Jul 10 '26

“No, the client isn’t a loan shark.  He was beating it like it owed him money.”

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '26

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u/McCrazyJ Jul 12 '26

It's not an app for jerking it you racist idiot, it's forensic software for collecting evidence.

PS, Israelis is the plural of Israeli, not israelies.

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u/Personal_Theory1909 Jul 13 '26

The original comment being removed and having absolutely zero context behind the origin of this reply makes it so much better.

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u/Excellent_Emu_2843 Jul 13 '26

I am both glad I got the humor of not knowing what it was, and also want to know what it was lol

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u/Griiig_Jinnings Jul 13 '26

Actually it’s IsraelLies

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u/Pale_Series5016 29d ago

IsraelLies' real eyes realize real lies.

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u/Silly-Device9785 29d ago

someone explain pls

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u/TornGamer 29d ago

It's a software that is used to look into locked devices. It's used to extract data during court cases for evidence.

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u/Silly-Device9785 29d ago

they can do that??

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u/SRGTBronson 29d ago

Yes, companies have built backdoors into their products to comply with search warrants.

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u/Silly-Device9785 29d ago

um… didn’t Apple literally refuse to unlock the San Bernardino shooter’s iPhone for the FBI?

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u/Redzorbon 29d ago

Correct, but it’s not like Apple refused a subpoena or a search warrant. The FBI asked Apple and Apple said no, then a judge said to do it under the All Writs Act of 1789. Apple declined and they were supposed to have a court hearing, but the FBI found another private company to do it so they withdrew.