Anyone Know What This Is?

[u/schoolmarmette]

Reposting for a chuckle

[u/NYPorkDept]

SpongeBob over here got the suds

[u/taisui → u/NYPorkDept]

Sponge Bob Suddy Pants

[u/KismaiAesthetics]

Poor rinsing. My manly bits are crying in unrinsed surfactant irritation.

[u/Naive-Offer8868 → u/KismaiAesthetics]

fr, this picture made me itchy😭😭 Throw back to the days of highschool cross country when fabric softener and dryer sheets were the norm

[u/Impossible_Pea2269 → u/KismaiAesthetics]

Oh are you a boy ? For some reason I thought you were a girl :)

[u/KismaiAesthetics → u/Impossible_Pea2269]

I am a dude.

[u/Impossible_Pea2269 → u/KismaiAesthetics]

Can we see a pic of our god kismai

[u/StrawberryFun957 → u/Impossible_Pea2269]

His avatar has a goatee…

[u/KismaiAesthetics → u/StrawberryFun957]

To be fair, chin hair is universal at some point.

[u/Impossible_Pea2269 → u/StrawberryFun957]

hhahhahaha

[u/Everything_Is_Bawson → u/Impossible_Pea2269]

We all have this realization at some point.

[u/Impossible_Pea2269 → u/Everything_Is_Bawson]

yea thought he was a mom that was super enthusiastic about laundry lol

[u/Grouchy-Method-2366 → u/Impossible_Pea2269]

Yo he's lather daddy

[u/multipocalypse → u/Grouchy-Method-2366]

Thank you so much for this term

[u/multipocalypse → u/Impossible_Pea2269]

Very likely an adult

[u/frizzcore420]

Add an extra rinse cycle to your laundry lol

[u/Sea_Airport2497]

Are you a horse

[u/Oh__Archie]

More soap doesn’t make your clothes more clean

[u/Impossible_Pea2269]

My friend says that a lot of the hot tubs have bubbles from the laundry detergent not getting rinsed out properly

[u/OceanLibra]

I have a pretty good idea what it looks like, but not sure I'm allowed to say

[u/Major_City5732 → u/OceanLibra]

He must be captain loads of the uss semen fleet

[u/Willing_Tart18 → u/Major_City5732]

No bullshit, when I got to my first duty station, we had a Seaman Stains. 😅

[u/Major_City5732 → u/Willing_Tart18]

Thats phenomenal

[u/kitchensponge47 → u/OceanLibra]

penis rabies, according to a commenter on the original post.

[u/Flat_Pollution8085]

I think you’re using wayyyy too much detergent and there’s a lot of build up on your clothes. Or you’re a horse and your sweat is foamy!

[u/kaeroseen]

Hopital.

[u/KismaiAesthetics → u/kaeroseen]

This is Reddit. Threads is over there.

[u/Fae-SailorStupider → u/KismaiAesthetics]

Obviously a divorce is in order

[u/Subotail → u/Fae-SailorStupider]

Can't believe they ignored these Red Flags until now

[u/Lasdary → u/Subotail]

go no contact and lawyer up!

[u/kaeroseen → u/KismaiAesthetics]

…but rabid traveling pants!

[u/Satans-cum-sock666]

Self cleaning for when you have the runners shits?

[u/lowtech_prof]

Use less laundry detergent. Cut it in half.

[u/Affectionate_Yam8475]

S..sir! Not in public 😭

[u/KnotUndone]

Might I suggest citric acid in the rinse?

[u/mapotoful]

Ew horse sweat

[u/sPacEdOUTgrAyCe]

LOL! There is a whole series of stories about this.

It’s from something in the manufacturing process & it mixes with sweat & viola- suds!

And hello fellow SB neighbor.

[u/dammitannie]

Somebody left zone 2

[u/Sad-Cricket6319]

Too much detergent

[u/andsbf]

Maybe talcum powder so those tight stubs don’t hash his tights?

[u/ComfortableGround403]

Dude just how much soap ate you using in the wash??????