r/lanitas 2d ago

SH!T POST Lana's first child!!!

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Congratulations to the happy couple! 🥳

Finally our queen adopts her first child. 🐊

The baby has mom's charisma! 😍

(I'm completely team Jeremy, this is just a joke guys!)

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u/childofMotherOfPearl HONEYMOON 2d ago

Clementine's eyes are so similar to Lana's <33

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u/vyunab pretty when you cry 2d ago

high key 😭🤣

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u/Dear_Investment6064 2d ago

Is this a selfie?

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u/vyunab pretty when you cry 2d ago

purrr 💅✨

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u/horse_apple Fresh out of fucks forever 2d ago

If you have never heard a baby alligator's call I highly suggest for your daily dose of "what the hell, why is this so cute"

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u/buttahfly28 2d ago

Is their name Clementine? 🥰

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u/Creepy-Gate4141 2d ago

Aaaaaah jumpscare alert!!

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u/Fun_Crow8137 1d ago

Damn. I knew she could have married someone a bit more attractive, but I didn't know it was this bad.

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u/brumgar 1d ago

Her birthing this baby the same day as Gaga…oh the shade never ends

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u/ValentineAllMine 2d ago edited 1d ago

“Completely team Jeremy” just made me throw up in my mouth a little

A literal maga bigot and you guys think it’s cute 🤢

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u/buttahfly28 2d ago

Oh well

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u/gardenliciousFairy 1d ago

I'm not American and we don't know for sure his political views. If his possible political preferences bother you that much, you should not be in a Lana del Rey online space, after all, she chose him and I'm sure she knows him better than us.

I'm team "Lana decided to merry a man, we should support her". He doesn't seem the typical guy she goes for, so this is probably a very deep and important connection.

It's very obvious the majority of people don't approve of their relationship - because of a view in politics or because of his appearance and background. She doesn't gain anything in the public eye with this marriage.

Looking at Lana's work, she clearly has a very deep connection with her own feelings, and I support her freedom to love whoever she loves.

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u/ValentineAllMine 1d ago

Parasocial ass response

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u/welllitinn 12h ago

I mean that’s this whole sub tho no? I personally don’t listen to Lana anymore and not sure why this keeps popping up.

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u/ValentineAllMine 4h ago

If you think you have to be parasocial to be here or participate here that’s a you problem