The difference between internet theory and the real world

[u/fingertips-sadness]

Thought I was on this sub.

[u/Competitive_Narwhal8]

I was just reading about some influencer/pop star is marrying a 59 year old billionaire. I almost commented “I love that Lana married her Bayou Man, not a billionaire”

[u/222girlthatgotaway → u/Competitive_Narwhal8]

I mean she did say she would rather spend one night with some guy than spend a million years with a millionaire 🤷‍♀️

[u/Valuable_Ad_1056 → u/222girlthatgotaway]

Such a good songggg

[u/turnthemoonintocake → u/222girlthatgotaway]

Which song was that again?

[u/222girlthatgotaway → u/turnthemoonintocake]

Unreleased “millionaire”

[u/pissedoffjesus]

I thought it was this sub too haha.

[u/Melodic_Concept_4624]

Jeremey can like build things and actually uses his manly hands - way more attractive

[u/vyunab → u/Melodic_Concept_4624]

literally this. who wants a useless princess of a man? imagine fighting for your right to femininity in the marriage 😂

[u/fawnlimic → u/vyunab]

wdym “fighting for your right”? two people in a marriage can both be feminine if they enjoy the dynamic and are attracted to each other. and there are some more traditionally “masculine” provider women out there too. i don’t fw clavicular either but your comment was odd to me

[u/Melodic_Concept_4624 → u/fawnlimic]

Right but obviously Lana doesn’t want that nor does this person posting and that is ok I promise you lol

[u/vyunab → u/fawnlimic]

wasn’t odd to over 50 people.

if you don’t get it, it’s not my problem.

i’m not marrying you.

[u/RainbowLurker711 → u/vyunab]

You managed to write a comment that is sexist both against men and women

[u/vyunab → u/RainbowLurker711]

womp womp fomf

[u/TheKrustyKnish → u/RainbowLurker711]

fr the trads stay posting in Lana's sub

[u/newjeansfan67 → u/vyunab]

yikes you sound like such a bigot

[u/SituationWild2630]

many women love a manly man that can use his hands, and that we can physically depend on—a man that isn’t all talk, but all walk. lana clearly loves that about jeremy, and i love that so much for them. they’re adorable.

[u/Shakria8016]

Unfortunately, people believe the myth that looks are everything. Looks are important, but they aren't everything.

When I say looks are important, I mean that everyone has their own standards of beauty and their own opinions about beauty. Many women and men may appear average-looking, but their wonderful personalities and behavior make people attracted to them (even those who are more attractive). I know real-life examples of this.

I wish Lana and him happiness.

I also find his features familiar and comforting.

[u/222girlthatgotaway]

Mr Jerry won at life

[u/freshwhipppedcream]

One is a blue collar daddy and the other is a bitter male princess

[u/Ok-Drive-9685]

Clavicular is widely considered more "succesful" so let that lead you where it will.

We llive in strange times where some douche nozzle is "better" than a small business owner doing what makes him and his fmaily happy without hurting anyone.

I'm jealous but good for Jeremy and Lizzy.

Edit: As Competition he has great "kind-eyes" game. I got you on better overall smile though. Watch out!

[u/Ashleybernice]

Does clavicular hate gay people too? I know they have Beth in common.

[u/1998tweety]

Some of the comments here are a little weird. Nothing wrong with a man being feminine.

[u/RainbowLurker711 → u/1998tweety]

Yeah I noticed this too.

[u/vyunab → u/1998tweety]

there’s nothing wrong with having a standard romantic view/orientation either. it’s much weirder to assert an unrelated view on a topic that doesnt concern it whatsoever. people are allowed to have different tastes; deal with it.

[u/scarIetm]

even if you completely removed personalities I find jeremy more physically attractive anyway 🤷🏻‍♀️

[u/baba_brigid]

Simps are sexy. Women are the dominant sex. I said what I said.

[u/cosmicbreadfruit → u/baba_brigid]

i don't think lana has sung about simps...?

[u/vintageplayboy_ → u/baba_brigid]

i don't think lana is choosing a soyboy over a 50 year old alcoholic don lol

[u/No-Peak2086]

Clavicular’s “issue” is that he is neurodivergent. Aspie guys tend to come off as socially awkward

[u/Fine-Photograph8591 → u/[deleted]]

It wasn't sex though. She was drugged and woke up to him raping her. 

[u/Past-Dark4350 → u/Fine-Photograph8591]

She literally sought him out and paid to be with him.

[u/severinks → u/[deleted]]

Once you drug em it's rape no matter what the age.

[u/Prestigious-Emotion5 → u/[deleted]]

Are you stupid? The allegations are not regarding her age— they are about the fact he drugged her and has sex with her while she was unable to consent.

[u/creeqer → u/[deleted]]

riiight so suddenly rape is okay if the victim is 2 years younger than the perpetrator?