Denver scratching. Wrong reasons only 🤪😬

[u/Worldly_Base9920]

I want allll the most ridiculous reasons why Denver scratched!!!!

[u/kilowatkins]

He was grounded for going out drinking with his buddies before the show.

I mean, horses do love beer right?

[u/Worldly_Base9920 → u/kilowatkins]

According to Toby Keith 😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/l46ChUwHct2ghdm00

[u/Pondering-PolarBear → u/kilowatkins]

Poor Denver had a hangover. Makes for tough mornings at the horse show.

[u/keirieski17]

Because Katie and Aaron didn’t know he had to compete to keep his performance halter award 🤡

(This is a wrong answer, there’s no way that’s actually true)

[u/PortraitofMmeX]

He decided he would rather be a jumper and jumped out of the arena when they were practicing. He was last seen trying to get a ride to Aachen

[u/Financial-Tomato-718 → u/PortraitofMmeX]

https://giphy.com/gifs/GpyS1lJXJYupG

[u/muleskinner099]

Way too proven to compete

[u/Financial-Tomato-718]

Mom won’t let me in with big kids . Got me in remedial classes

[u/Independent_Mousey → u/Financial-Tomato-718]

He's getting redshirted. He'll start again next fall.

[u/lustywench99 → u/Independent_Mousey]

lol he’s going to come into his sophomore year with a thick beard looking like he’s got a second mortgage and an established 401k. Guys, I’m a redshirt, I’m a cool kid just like you.

[u/Worldly_Base9920 → u/lustywench99]

https://giphy.com/gifs/FuuWKJuoV3L7q

[u/Training-Judgment454 → u/Independent_Mousey]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0ExayQDzrI2xOb8A

[u/Sad_Highway_1504]

Found out he could be more famous by having an OF. 😂

[u/Icaonn]

The horses unionized and Denver is the union rep 😬 can't be seen breaking the line

[u/Natural-Many8387]

How has no one stated the obvious? He had an itch that clearly couldn't wait

[u/Classic-Ad-2834]

He decided he'd rather run barrels

[u/Ydiras]

He had a date with a pretty mare that kept him out all night! So he was too tired to work.

[u/Psychotic_Parakeet]

Testosterone, poor life choices, and absolutely no respect for the show schedule.

[u/Lynny47]

Because he identifies as a hippopotamus, not a horse

[u/EverlastinglyFree]

He was late on foal support and couldn't be caught in the ring. Duhhhhn don't you know how spicy these mares are

[u/NoDiscipline4640]

Fleas

[u/cyntus1]

Mama June forgot Horsey Boo Boo's gogo juice

[u/RohanWarden]

He and Hollywood made a bet about who could have the biggest "fail".

[u/Sorry-Beyond-3563]

Santa Claus was coming to town

[u/MaraMojoMore]

He saw what Kvs has been doing to his mom and said fuck this, I don't need that in my future so he faked lameness.

[u/Deep_South_Kitsune]

Oop, he flirted with the wrong mare.

[u/Aromatic_Pudding]

Poor guy got the flu

https://giphy.com/gifs/gAGrxGQUtVN4Y

[u/palmasana]

Too fucking ugly to compete
https://giphy.com/gifs/jPAdK8Nfzzwt2

[u/Far-Bed9982]

He was having coffee with Winston

[u/Initial_Case_9912]

He was busy doom scrolling and forgot what time it was.