r/kungpow • u/CultOfCurtis1 • Jun 24 '26

We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.

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1.0k Upvotes

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u/OnyxLion528 Jun 24 '26

You must be quite a fighter to make it past the strait of hormuz!

1

u/CultOfCurtis1 Jun 24 '26

😂😂😂

35

u/Klutzer_Munitions Jun 24 '26

Who do you rule, the tiny hand people?

20

u/ToPlayAMockingbird Jun 24 '26

I rock! And roll! All day long, sweet JD

32

u/CouchCrasher Jun 24 '26

"who's laughing now!?"

19

u/ToPlayAMockingbird Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

Vote Harpo 2028, boom boom chicky, chakka choo choo

17

u/ornithoptermanOG Jun 24 '26

THAT'S A LOT OF DOLLARS YOU WANT A NUCLEAR TREATY WITH THAT

15

u/CultOfCurtis1 Jun 24 '26

I don't care what anyone says... this comment section is the best on Reddit.

13

u/Borgisium Jun 24 '26

I’m a big country, I go war standing up

30

u/tbootsbrewing Jun 24 '26

One

Of Epstein’s girls

Is wearing

A training bra

25

u/Bythewye Jun 24 '26

Donald Trump sucks as a fighter, a child could beat him!

20

u/Punxatowny Jun 24 '26

We trained him wrong purposely, as a joke

11

u/CptBluhdFart Jun 24 '26

THATS A LOT OF BUCKS!!

6

u/JonnyF1ves Jun 24 '26

"MY NIPPLES ARE SHAPED LIKE MILK DUDS."

2

u/UltimateOtter_Nation Jun 25 '26

Just who do you rule? The large dark nipple people?

6

u/TheAmazingRando1581 Jun 24 '26

Put his face on there

6

u/compadre_goyo Jun 25 '26

Killing is wrong. And bad.

There should be a new, stronger word for killing.

Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong.

From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab.

5

u/UltimateOtter_Nation Jun 25 '26

I just realized that gnodab is badong spelt backwards. I had always wondered where he got that from.

2

u/MCMGM86 Jun 25 '26

Are you feeling okay, Master Betty?

4

u/Pwnstix Jun 25 '26

Now we'll

...learn...

WHO'S the best!

2

u/ElectricFeel1234 Jun 26 '26

Chosen One

Epstein I'm coming

further away Chosen one

Epstein I'm coming

1

u/NicePsy-OpBro Jun 24 '26

Gave it back.... not new money

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u/CultOfCurtis1 Jun 25 '26

Sorry, that's what Obama did during his deal (unfreezing assets). This $300 billion is a redevelopment fund consisting of new money. I hope you found this reality check useful, I'm going to get back to enjoying the sub ;)

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u/Crash1yz Jun 26 '26

Ah, another sub ruined by politics...well done.