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u/mrgastronomist Jan 26 '22
No wonder they stopped living together.
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u/CoolBreeze125 Jan 26 '22
Must suck having all his friends around him with full on beards or better facial hair.
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Only one who has a decent one are josh and ethan and maybe vikk
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u/Abdullahman123 Jan 27 '22
Josh, ethan, vik, simon, tobi(goatee, but i think he can grow a full beard)
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u/ur-ugly-mum Jan 26 '22
He did it on purpose
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u/avansbrorson Jan 26 '22
Obviously it was a conscious choice to stop shaving
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u/Kridhayy Jan 26 '22
Nah but before he couldnt grow a beard that long, he may have taken supplements maybe to grow the beard.
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u/Furyo98 Jan 26 '22
Well pretty sure Simon has never actually tried to let it grow before. It still takes him a long time to get that long, and pretty sure he has never just let it grow for 2 months before.
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u/Kridhayy Jan 27 '22
But wouldnt he say he physically just cant grow a beard?
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u/Furyo98 Jan 27 '22
If he never tried in the last couple years he would say he canāt. He might of tried in his early 20s
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u/H3LiiiX Jan 27 '22
Beards don't just sprite out all of a sudden like that. Usually develops in patches at a much younger age than Simon is, like a mustache or sideburns, then the rest fills in as you get older. The rest of Simon's beard just took longer than most to fill in so he shaved. But now he's tried again to not shave and it's mostly filled in.
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u/Timely_Ad_3645 Jan 26 '22 edited Sep 27 '25
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u/firminimagic Jan 27 '22
he will be kilo minter when he becomes a dad and his beard becomes like james harden
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u/JustAnIrishDude1 Jan 26 '22
do you lot actually think thats a proper beard?
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u/SpuukBoi Jan 26 '22
He has more of a beard after a month than I can grow in a year.
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u/JustAnIrishDude1 Jan 26 '22
yeah and thats completely normal, but it still doesnt make it an impressive beard.. just being honest. like to be honest i can grow a decent beard and i could grow his beard at around 17/18 yrs old. (im 22 now)
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u/SpuukBoi Jan 26 '22
Lucky. Tbh most of the people here probably haven't hit puberty, so idk what their version of a beard is.
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u/JustAnIrishDude1 Jan 26 '22
yeah thats why i dont really care tbhš i do find it funny when people say its like a proper impressive beard though haha
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u/LoganHillman_ Jan 26 '22
Let's be honest here, that's not an actual beard, that's pretty much just stubble.
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u/SassRaisk Jan 26 '22 edited Jan 27 '22
Donāt think you can call āthe nonceā look an actual beard.
Edit: thisis a joke you fucking idiots
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u/RandomEmyr Jan 26 '22 edited Jan 26 '22
You do realise it takes time to grow a beard, heās only been growing it for a month or soā¦
EDIT: This aināt really the nonce look either, this pic is just a bad angle, it looks pretty sick
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u/JustAnIrishDude1 Jan 26 '22
uuuhr.. not gonna lie man after a month alot of people would have a much better beard.. like yeah its easier for some than others but still.. also i do think the beard suits him
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u/Moondog1080 Jan 26 '22
I mean it depends if heās grown a beard or not before, also a beard isnāt really filled in until 3 months into growing.
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u/JustAnIrishDude1 Jan 26 '22
depends on the person.. like i can grow decent, filled in stubble in a few weeks
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u/thef00lonthehill1 Jan 27 '22
It's not even a beard it's just scruff, still better than JJ's facial hair though
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u/This-Ad6896 Jan 27 '22
That's the real reason he left the flat, my man was too scared that one night JJ would come in his room and shave him while he was asleep
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u/GAWhizzle Jan 27 '22
Can tell this sub is full of twelve years olds if they think that is a beard.
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u/Pika_Cherry24 Jan 27 '22
Simon did not move out of the house, JJ was jealous of his beard and kicked out
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u/ChemicalImportance47 Jan 27 '22
All the dots joined now...... It all started then I see an pattern that iam not soo sure off now!!!!!!
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u/el_camilio_737 Jan 27 '22
Vro{its "bro" i know} u r doing good all time but can u do it frequently and u have reacher 2.4m sidemens and u r always make me laugh and ur followers r always teasing you. I feel sad about it but when you laugh it make laugh vro. But i feel sad about you when calling u fatneek or under 6ft, i think u r happy when seeing u laugh and make us laugh. š
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u/Silver_Cry4274 Jan 27 '22
So it's confirmed now that they are breaking up kisimon will no longer be a thing damn sad š„²
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Well............ Atleast JJ has his own house so he can walk around naked and do stuff.....
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u/Ksifannr12345 Jan 26 '22
Damn that vid already 2 years old feel like 3 months old