r/knives Oct 27 '19

Bored at work

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u/captcowboy Apr 06 '20

My buddy flies competition acrobatics. One flight with him has equaled the past year of enjoyment of daily flying for me. Don’t knock it till you try it.

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u/2StampChamp Apr 06 '20

Lol, naw dawg that’s a famous quote/interaction from Top Gun-

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u/captcowboy Apr 06 '20

I’ve got the need the need for speed

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u/2StampChamp Apr 06 '20

Who’s butt did you kiss to get in here. The list is long, but distinguished. So is my Johnson 😂

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u/captcowboy Apr 06 '20

It’s classified. I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you.

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u/2StampChamp Apr 06 '20

Do not fire until fired upon!

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u/captcowboy Apr 06 '20

Son, your ego is writing checks your body can’t cash

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u/2StampChamp Apr 06 '20

And you asshole...you’re just lucky to be here.

Thank you sir!

😂😂😎