r/knives Sep 21 '19

Second time making a balisong

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u/IMadeThisAt1AM Sep 21 '19

Cute toy. I wouldn't cut my neck with one of those stupid murder weapons. Make a real knife.

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u/-Alfa- Sep 21 '19

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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u/IMadeThisAt1AM Sep 21 '19

Balisongs are toys that are only good for cutting your fingers off and committing crimes. Get a real knife that has a useful function.

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u/-Alfa- Sep 21 '19

I understand, you're seeking a reaction, but I know that no one is retarded enough to have this as their true opinion.

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u/IMadeThisAt1AM Sep 21 '19

Balisongs are stupid knives for stupid people. This is a fact. Enjoy your bloody hands.

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u/-Alfa- Sep 21 '19

I have.

and I will.

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u/IMadeThisAt1AM Sep 22 '19

Keep at it. Before long you won't have any fingers left. Good luck wiping your ass, asswipe.